How to perfectly slice pizza, according to science
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[QUOTE=Grandzeit;49493634]Iodine, buddy. [/quote]
You get Iodine from Seafood, beans, dairy, eggs, and enriched grains.
[QUOTE=Grandzeit;49493634]Iodine, buddy.[/QUOTE]
If the only source of iodine in your body is salt, then you have quite a bit of a problem there.
fuck you all I want a pizza now
[QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;49493561]All this salt from TornadoAP is making me hungry.
I think I'll order a pizza.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/683yHgn.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
You should finish playing with that Pizza Hut game before you order your real pizza.
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;49493562]This is kinda stupid anyway, since squares are the best pizzas.[/QUOTE]
i think we can all agree this is objectively the worst statement made in this thread so far.
[QUOTE]Each of those slices can continue being equally subdivided to infinity[/QUOTE]
"SCIENTISTS CREATE INFINITE PIZZA"
[QUOTE=Skyward;49493378]I bet you eat pizza with a fork you goddamn heathen.[/QUOTE]
Eating pizza with a fork and knife is not to be spoken ill of. Ever had Chicago-style pizza? Ever had a slice that will always droop down when you pick it up? Ever wanted to start eating super hot pizza? Ever not wanted to get greasy as fuck?
[QUOTE=danjee;49494026]Ever had Chicago-style pizza?[/quote]
That's not actual pizza.
[quote]Ever had a slice that will always droop down when you pick it up?[/quote]
Your parents gave you two hands to eat pizza with, so you better goddamn use them.
[quote]Ever wanted to start eating super hot pizza? [/quote]
Wait a few minutes.
[quote]Ever not wanted to get greasy as fuck?[/QUOTE]
Napkins got invented a while ago.
[QUOTE=smurfy;49493018]Folding pizza is a violation of the Geneva Conventions though[/QUOTE]
What the ever living shit is this
Folding a pizza is required both ethically, morally, and lawfully. Eating a pizza without folding it is a war crime.
Not folding a pizza is on par with making Chicago deep dish "pizza."
[editline]9th January 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=danjee;49494026]Eating pizza with a fork and knife is not to be spoken ill of. Ever had Chicago-style pizza? Ever had a slice that will always droop down when you pick it up? Ever wanted to start eating super hot pizza? Ever not wanted to get greasy as fuck?[/QUOTE]
[I]holy fuck i didn't think i could see a worse sin[/I]
[I]i'd rather you eat it without folding it than use a fork and knife like some kind of [B]barbarian[/B][/I]
I'm confused at what this is solving... I keep reading the OP and I don't know why they are suggesting a new way.
[QUOTE=bdd458;49494114]That's not actual pizza.[/QUOTE]
you're busch league
[QUOTE]Your parents gave you two hands to eat pizza with, so you better goddamn use them.[/QUOTE]
I've had pizza that requires three hands
[QUOTE]Wait a few minutes.[/QUOTE]
not a chance
[QUOTE]Napkins got invented a while ago.[/QUOTE]
no amount of napkins will ever fully absolve you of your pizza grease
[QUOTE=smurfy;49493018]Folding pizza is a violation of the Geneva Conventions though[/QUOTE]
What kind of shitty pizza are you eating you can eat it without folding it even a little?
This thread made me hungry and makes me want to try stuff out. Has anyone put a pizza in a blender and gave it out as a salad
[QUOTE=danjee;49494194]you're busch league [/quote]
In the words of Jon Stewart "it's a casserole". It's not Pizza, admit it.
[quote]I've had pizza that requires three hands[/quote]
Get a third arm or start folding it like a man.
[quote]not a chance[/quote]
Then suffer the consequences.
[quote]no amount of napkins will ever fully absolve you of your pizza grease[/QUOTE]
Not trying hard enough.
This is just an application of the age-old idea in math commonly known as "Gabriel's Horn."
[url]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabriel's_Horn#Apparent_paradox[/url]
Essentially what is being represented is that while the limit of the area of pizza available is infinite (as you continue to divide the slices) through application of calculus, you can see that the limit of the surface area of the pizza still approaches 1 pizza. So you don't actually have "infinite pizza."
:)
[QUOTE=Skyward;49493378]I bet you eat pizza with a fork you goddamn heathen.[/QUOTE]
How do [I]you[/I] eat it? With your [URL="https://youtu.be/UxB-H6f3crY?t=45"]hands[/URL]?
[QUOTE=bdd458;49494269]In the words of Jon Stewart "it's a casserole". It's not Pizza, admit it.
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Still better than New York Pizza, which is basically half quality spread over twice the space in what amounts to something that's about a couple millimeters shy of just being a greasy crepe.
[QUOTE=Brt5470;49494169]I'm confused at what this is solving... I keep reading the OP and I don't know why they are suggesting a new way.[/QUOTE]
Yeah I don't get it either.
How is this
[thumb]http://i.imgur.com/Kx72t4T.jpg[/thumb]
better than this?
[thumb]http://u.cubeupload.com/berniebud/WWW.jpg[/thumb][thumb]http://u.cubeupload.com/berniebud/WWO.jpg[/thumb]
And what's this even??
[thumb]http://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/styles/story_medium/public/thumbnails/image/2016/01/09/12/monohedral3.jpg[/thumb]
[QUOTE=Mingebox;49494648]Still better than New York Pizza, which is basically half quality spread over twice the space in what amounts to something that's about a couple millimeters shy of just being a greasy crepe.[/QUOTE]
Every time someone says "x is shit," they usually have the cheap, shit version of X.
IE, you just got NY pizza from a shit place. NY pizza is top tier.
[QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;49493561]All this salt from TornadoAP is making me hungry.
I think I'll order a pizza.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/683yHgn.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
Pizza Hut pretty much invalidates your entire argument.
The toppings available from "order any pizza with any number of toppings for ______" are going to be amazingly bad. They probably feed the animals they use for the topping better.
[quote] bad version of x [/quote]
Doesn't really apply to chains that aren't allowed to get local or alternate product.
There's a reason that Domino's and Pizza Hut can charge six bucks for a pizza, and it isn't logistics.
[QUOTE=bdd458;49494269]In the words of Jon Stewart "it's a casserole". It's not Pizza, admit it.
Get a third arm or start folding it like a man.
Then suffer the consequences.
Not trying hard enough.[/QUOTE]
Jon Stewart had the owner of Lou Malnati's come on the show and they shared a Chicago pizza together.
What most people mistake for Chicago pizza is the end result of someone not understanding how to make it properly.
[QUOTE=Lolkork;49493496][IMG]https://www.sharelatex.com/blog/images/tikz/1/circle.png[/IMG]
This is how I slice my pizza, everyone gets an equal amount[/QUOTE]
Yeah exactly, who wan't to have one slice. Just order pizza for everyone you fucks
[QUOTE=Dalndox;49494962]Jon Stewart had the owner of Lou Malnati's come on the show and they shared a Chicago pizza together.
What most people mistake for Chicago pizza is the end result of someone not understanding how to make it properly.[/QUOTE]
That doesn't make it Pizza, and all that was, was declaring a truce.
It can be good but it isn't a pizza. It's Lasagna with a crust. It's a casserole. It's fine. But it isn't a pizza.
[QUOTE=bdd458;49495041]That doesn't make it Pizza, and all that was, was declaring a truce.
It can be good but it isn't a pizza. It's Lasagna with a crust. It's a casserole. It's fine. But it isn't a pizza.[/QUOTE]
I'm inclined to disagree, but I feel like neither of us is going to convince the other. I think you have a distinct misunderstanding of what lasagna or casserole is, but that's fine.
My personal opinion stands that it is pizza. Not that it's better or worse than other pizza, but it is pizza and it is good.
[QUOTE=Dalndox;49495388]I'm inclined to disagree, but I feel like neither of us is going to convince the other. I think you have a distinct misunderstanding of what lasagna or casserole is, but that's fine.
My personal opinion stands that it is pizza. Not that it's better or worse than other pizza, but it is pizza and it is good.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.eater.com/2014/3/21/6257627/chefs-weigh-in-is-chicago-deep-dish-pizza-really-pizza[/url]
idk, those aren't my words those are the words of four different chefs.
1 of which gave a "eh its not my place to decide" answer, with the other 3 saying "no it's not a pizza", and the Zimmern going "it's not a pizza but whatever people call it a pizza now its too late".
tho posey is right this entire argument is a waste of time and dumb.
and Elliot is right that the real enemy is Square Pizzas.
[editline]9th January 2016[/editline]
down with square pizza 2016
[QUOTE=pentium;49493029]Then I sure hope nobody has reported me for my crimes.[/QUOTE]
Not your pizza ones, just hygiene ones..
[QUOTE=bdd458;49494269]In the words of Jon Stewart "it's a casserole". It's not Pizza, admit it.[/QUOTE]As a Minnesotan I believe Chicago "pizza" qualifies as a hotdish.
As someone who works in pizza, and makes 28 inch pizzas almost every day I can say I will never be able to cut like that
[QUOTE=ragin cajun;49493342][img]http://www.rantlifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/f78.jpg[/img]
The only true way[/QUOTE]
This is illegal in at least 12 different countries
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