• Wait, what? Dutch broadcaster to air men eating each other's human flesh
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Liberal failure
[QUOTE=mobrockers2;33818275] It's just a tiny piece probably.[/QUOTE] Looked big enough to leave a significant mark. I just can't watch it, I feel sick.
[QUOTE=thisispain;33818065]no like proper full-length porno movies. And then at like midnight they'd show Spongebob in english or something on Nickelodeon. and they also had like weird sex advice shows that showed the presenters actually getting down and dirty. anyone know what i'm talking about?[/QUOTE] We've never had that. We have infomercials about porn and fugly webcam sites, movies with nudity and the occasional playboy TV episode, but I've never ever seen a real porn movie on any regular channels. [editline]20th December 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Baldr 2.0;33818290]Years back you used to have hardcore porn on the tv all night started around 12/1 AM, now days it isn't more than soft porn garbage. Some times they switched from porn to Dora at 5 am :v:.[/QUOTE] Really? Damn, I'd rather watch that than the stupid ass infomercials we have now..
Fava beans and a nice chianti.
[QUOTE=Baldr 2.0;33818290]Years back you used to have hardcore porn on the tv all night started around 12/1 AM, now days it isn't more than soft porn garbage. Some times they switched from porn to Dora at 5 am :v:.[/QUOTE] wow you blew it holland. that must have been almost 10 years ago!
I was hoping that this was a pun and that they were just going fishing and then eating the mussels that one another caught
This media-stunt has been going on for a while now, funny that only now someone starts a thread about it.
i would try it at least once really..
:barf::tubular:
Surprised no one made an Austin Powers reference yet.
that's fucked up
Logically speaking, it tastes like pork. Hence the name "longpork".
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;33817998]It's true. Regular commercials followed by one of those 'UUUUH YEAH BABY, I'M SO HORNY CALL ME RIGHT NOW' things.[/QUOTE] It doesn't help when you're watching late-night movies with your parents. I usually start paying ALL my attention to the most nearby cat.
[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;33818597]Logically speaking, it tastes like pork. Hence the name "longpork".[/QUOTE] I thought it was "longpig".
just a tiny bit? I somewhat expected more, kinda meh.
[QUOTE=ThisGuy0;33816443]It's fully conseual and it's not going to do any harm to either of them so I see no good reason for this to be so controversial.[/QUOTE] Posts like this restore my faith in people.
[QUOTE=Rubs10;33818830]Posts like this restore my faith in people.[/QUOTE] Your standards are too high then.
What the actual fuck.
[QUOTE=J!NX;33818787]just a tiny bit? I somewhat expected more, kinda meh.[/QUOTE] Yeah me too... I was kinda expecting something like, an ass-cheek steak or something similar :v:
Not really that big of a deal. I thought it would be a huge fucking lump of flesh. It's just a tiny bit about the size of your little finger nail.
I would love some too, thanks
[QUOTE=lapsus_;33819814]I would love some too, thanks[/QUOTE] I have something for you to chew on [I]right here[/I] :v:
I'd gladly try this, but it's really hard to find a doctor willing to cut out a butt cube and fry it up for you
[QUOTE=Zeke129;33819966]I'd gladly try this, but it's really hard to find a doctor willing to cut out a butt cube and fry it up for you[/QUOTE] Which is why we have Jack Daniels and box cutters. I would actually be willing to try this if it were easier to obtain and didn't make me feel like Hellspawn afterwards, though from what I bite off my lip when I get nervous, it's nothing special. A bit like pork, in a way.
[QUOTE=Cone;33820020]Which is why we have Jack Daniels and box cutters. I would actually be willing to try this if it were easier to obtain and didn't make me feel like Hellspawn afterwards, though from what I bite off my lip when I get nervous, it's nothing special. A bit like pork, in a way.[/QUOTE] If I could get my hands on a couple needles' worth of that freezing stuff I'd totally give it a shot
Am I honestly going to have to be the first one to say it? Fine. It tastes like chicken.
Luckily for the rest of us, The Netherlands has a lot more to offer, than just sick shit :v: Case in point... TEXTURES [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB1x3GvYRe4[/media] \m/
don't you get weird diseases form cannibalism?
[QUOTE=Zeke129;33820036]If I could get my hands on a couple needles' worth of that freezing stuff I'd totally give it a shot[/QUOTE] Nah, you don't need that. Just go get a 40 oz., a steak knife, a looooot of weed, and some baby whipes. Trust me man I'm an Internet doctor
[QUOTE=Cone;33820210]Nah, you don't need that. Just go get a 40 oz., a steak knife, a looooot of weed, and some baby whipes. Trust me man I'm an Internet doctor[/QUOTE] and a livestream posted in GD
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