Rock smokes cigarette in five minutes - Polidicks

[QUOTE=gokiyono;39654443]I'm starting to think that the daily mail wants to be like the onion.[/QUOTE] That's actually a big deal though. The pensioners are supposed to be getting cared for in a CARE home. But it's freezing and the residents are being neglected. That is a big deal.

In other news, a bonfire takes up to an hour to burn down.

Don't give it viagra, it might get rock hard in a minute!

Some people are just so proud of teaching their pet rock a new trick.

[QUOTE=Lachz0r;39654215]nope, they're designed to burn all the way down so you're more likely to get another one so you're gonna run out faster so you're gonna buy more. just another facet of the evilness of tobacco companies[/QUOTE] No they are not, almost all cigarettes will have FSC on the packaging which means that the cigs stop burning by themselves. It stands for "fire safe chemical" go buy a cig, light it and it will sputter itself out after a minute or so as long as you don't inhale it. So sorry your just flat out wrong.

[QUOTE=Lachz0r;39654215]nope, they're designed to burn all the way down so you're more likely to get another one so you're gonna run out faster so you're gonna buy more. just another facet of the evilness of tobacco companies[/QUOTE] [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_safe_cigarette[/url]

[QUOTE=Lachz0r;39653612]this is the stupidest thing i've ever seen/heard. do they realize tailor-made cigarettes have chemicals in them that MAKE them burn down even when they're not being actively smoked?[/QUOTE] 5 minutes is still pretty quick, at least for an american cig. it takes me ~7 minutes to smoke an american cig at a normal speed. maybe chinese cigs just burn faster

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;39654705]It was my first thought as well, to be honest.[/QUOTE] I actually expected there to be some other part to this. I saw the headline of "Rock smokes cigarette in five minutes" and thought it was along the lines of "Man eats curry"

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;39654136]I thought that cigarettes were designed to extinguish themselves after an amount of time to prevent fires.[/QUOTE] not at all, they burn themselves till theyr done unless its cold and windy, if its just windy it makes it burn faster.

Oh man that first picture coupled with the title " 'Rock' smokes cigs" made me think OP was making fun of a guy with like 12 different kinds of face cancer that is totally deformed but still keeps smoking. [img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/02/19/article-0-17AC7F74000005DC-624_634x413.jpg[/img] Picture that being a human's head somehow.

Oh, shit. All rocks i knew smoked cigs in like 10 minutes. Slow the fuck down, man.

I misread "rock" as "racist" somehow

[QUOTE=Madtoker;39658344]not at all, they burn themselves till theyr done unless its cold and windy, if its just windy it makes it burn faster.[/QUOTE] if you read up a couple of posts you'll see that this is wrong

[QUOTE=Dredile;39655477]No they are not, almost all cigarettes will have FSC on the packaging which means that the cigs stop burning by themselves. It stands for "fire safe chemical" go buy a cig, light it and it will sputter itself out after a minute or so as long as you don't inhale it. So sorry your just flat out wrong.[/QUOTE] oh okay so i guess the thousands of cigarettes i've smoked and actively observed burning out in the way i mentioned must have just been one-offs [editline]21st February 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=DOG-GY;39655603][URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_safe_cigarette[/URL][/QUOTE] if you read the article you posted you'd see that those aren't even everywhere, and they aren't in NZ where i live nor are they in china where this news article is from [editline]21st February 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=yawmwen;39656789]5 minutes is still pretty quick, at least for an american cig. it takes me ~7 minutes to smoke an american cig at a normal speed. maybe chinese cigs just burn faster[/QUOTE] every chinese person i've seen smoke, smoke menthols, maybe those burn faster?

Why is there a cigarette sized hole in a rock, on a pedestal?

[QUOTE=yawmwen;39656789]5 minutes is still pretty quick, at least for an american cig. it takes me ~7 minutes to smoke an american cig at a normal speed.[/QUOTE] I finish cigs at around 5 minutes, but I haul on them to get really head shakered.

[QUOTE=Loen;39654699]Am I the only one who expected Dwayne Johnson smoking a cigarette?[/QUOTE] I expected a real rock smoking a cigarette and that's what i read

Look's like Johnny Bravo's head...

The smoke isn't being 'inhaled', It's just floating upwards. It's like if it was just burning the cigarette. Maybe because it IS just fucking burning.

[QUOTE=Dredile;39655477]No they are not, almost all cigarettes will have FSC on the packaging which means that the cigs stop burning by themselves. It stands for "fire safe chemical" go buy a cig, light it and it will sputter itself out after a minute or so as long as you don't inhale it. So sorry your just flat out wrong.[/QUOTE] bullshit, I've never noticed that [editline]21st February 2013[/editline] so much love for the daily mail

we gave up lung cancer research for this, hope you guys know that.

[QUOTE=Lachz0r;39662510]if you read the article you posted you'd see that those aren't even everywhere, and they aren't in NZ where i live nor are they in china where this news article is from[/QUOTE] i did read the article. the fact that other places don't have them doesnt mean they put burning chemicals in their cigarettes.