Georgia Students Given Slavery Based Math Problems - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Last or First;34122506] 2. There were lots of gay orgies in ancient Rome. How many dicks could Caesar fit in his body, if the average ancient Roman dick was 2 inches thick? Here's a list of the holes in the human body and how wide they are.[/QUOTE] Filthy fascist liberal Nazi Communist godless Satanistic atheist,how dare you expose such blasphemous thoughts to our children?! [QUOTE=JoshJosh117;34122546]More like: "Homosexuality is spreading at an exponential rate modeled by the equation ___. How long until the entire state of Georgia is doomed?"[/QUOTE] Very interesting mathematical problem. But do not worry my brother,soon we shall kill all these abominations before they infest our god loving state!

Damnit Frederick get your shit together!

I thought it said "Georgia Students Given Salary Based Math Problems", and i thought "wow, thats pretty cool and progressive, since those students will need that alot in the future." I should of gotten the hint where it said "Georgia"...

Elijah has 20 slaves. How many votes does he have?

America gets rid of Georgia for being a shitty state How many states does America have

[QUOTE=Zeke129;34130852]America gets rid of Georgia for being a shitty state How many states does America have[/QUOTE] 49 whippings

Shit I heard about this the other day. -sigh- The state I live in... [editline]9th January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Zeke129;34130852]America gets rid of Georgia for being a shitty state How many states does America have[/QUOTE] Pfft well a howdy-do-fuck-you to you too. [editline]9th January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Capitulazyguy;34130433]Elijah has 20 slaves. How many votes does he have?[/QUOTE] 13, counting himself.

[QUOTE=BigOwl;34122339]What would have really shocked me is if it was complex math, but unsurprisingly it's elementary.[/QUOTE] it was being taught in an elementary school were you learning calculus in 3rd grade? no? i can't believe the school is actually trying to defend this there's literally no fucking reason for this to be on a test

I feel as if the entire state of georgia is making a cooperative effort to troll the rest of the states

[QUOTE=thisispain;34122495]just imagine being black in Georgia...[/QUOTE] it's not so bad in atlanta and the metro atlanta area

[QUOTE=Raidyr;34127940]So it was dumb teachers who made a test. Why are we dumping on the entire state these people were from? [editline]9th January 2012[/editline] Not reading the OP should be bannable in Sensationalist Headlines.[/QUOTE] New rule: If you don't read the article and you make a dumb post about something that was explicitly addressed in the OP, you get banned. It is.

No back-of-the-bus questions?

[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;34130960] Pfft well a howdy-do-fuck-you to you too. [/QUOTE] you being from georgia explains so much

[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;34134322]No back-of-the-bus questions?[/QUOTE] no that would be too obvious

[QUOTE=thisispain;34122495]just imagine being black in Georgia...[/QUOTE] It's actually quite the opposite. I feel like the minority when I'm in the metro area. [editline]9th January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Zeke129;34134395]you being from georgia explains so much[/QUOTE] Because everyone in Georgia are uneducated racist hics, Way to stereotype.

[QUOTE=Ganerumo;34123504]Wasn't nazi germany doing that as well ? Making math problems like this one except the kid had to calculate how much money the state was wasting in helping mentally or physically disabled people.[/QUOTE] There's another one about the weight of a bomber before and after completing a bombing run on a primarily Jewish area of Warsaw in Poland.

[QUOTE=codemaster85;34134492] Because everyone in Georgia are uneducated racist hics, Way to stereotype.[/QUOTE] he didn't say or even imply that. don't be so hyperbolic

[QUOTE=Sanius;34134723]he didn't say or even imply that. don't be so hyperbolic[/QUOTE] If you knew the conversational history between our lovely Zeke there and myself, then you would know that is exactly what he was implying. [editline]9th January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Zeke129;34134395]you being from georgia explains so much[/QUOTE] You being canadian explains enough already.

oh look it's my school system which, despite this, is still one of the best in the nation

Oh god that's terrible, think of how all the black children there would feel after learning that their ancestors were slaves!

[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;34130960]13, counting himself.[/QUOTE] Slaves did not give extra votes, rather partial representation in the House So the answer is one

I'm just hoping at least one kid put as his or her response to a question "Frankly my dear teacher, I don't give a damn".

[QUOTE=cecilbdemodded;34137216]I'm just hoping at least one kid put as his or her response to a question "Frankly my dear teacher, I don't give a damn".[/QUOTE] yes i'm sure some kid at an elementary quoted an iconic movie line in a really unfunny fashion

weirder things have happened

[QUOTE=Zeke129;34134395]you being from georgia explains so much[/QUOTE] georgia's fine

[QUOTE=Jund;34136836]Slaves did not give extra votes, rather partial representation in the House So the answer is one[/QUOTE] Shit you're right. I got duped. Bamboozled, smackledorfed!

Facepunch sure loves to pounce on southern states when someone from said southern states does something stupid but it's all fine and dandy if someone does something stupid in other states. You guys need to get out more.

[QUOTE=Lazor;34136611]oh look it's my school system which, despite this, is still one of the best in the nation[/QUOTE] Wow, you are a scant couple hours, if even that, from where I am. [editline]9th January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=$$JOSE$$;34138418]Facepunch sure loves to pounce on southern states when someone from said southern states does something stupid but it's all fine and dandy if someone does something stupid in other states. You guys need to get out more.[/QUOTE] My favorite ones are when some state elsewhere does something stupid, and someone says "fucking southern hicks"

Frederick is one classy slave name.

[QUOTE=Keegs;34139570]Frederick is one classy slave name.[/QUOTE] It really is, never met a slave with a name that nice before