[QUOTE=PandaJuggernaut;51083006]Thems some brave motherfucking clowns they do realize it's southern KENTUCKY and clown shoes and a trick flower won't stop 00 buck right?[/QUOTE]
I live in Kentucky and I'm not ready for when we run out of 00 buck, but not out of clowns.
[QUOTE=JCDentonUNATCO;51083057]I live in Kentucky and I'm not ready for when we run out of 00 buck, but not out of clowns.[/QUOTE]
I'm just waiting for one of these silly bastards to get their heads turned into chunky salsa
[QUOTE=EnlightenDead;51082462]Combat them with mimes[/QUOTE]
We gotta put down some Mimefields
Spooky. Good thing we don't get shit like that here in Poland. :v:
[QUOTE=Hergan5;51083446]Spooky. Good thing we don't get shit like that here in Poland. :v:[/QUOTE]
If you jinx it and bring them to Europe, I'll personally tie you up where the sightings happened.
[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;51083506]If you jinx it and bring them to Europe, I'll personally tie you up where the sightings happened.[/QUOTE]
No need to be that way man, he's just clownin' around.
[QUOTE=Durandal;51081646]
Police in Pulaski County also received a complaint of three people in clown costumes acting suspiciously.
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The strange thing is, none of the major state media outlets are bothering mentioning this (LEX18, Courier Journal, Lexington Herald etc) not even the city newspaper is covering this, but ofcourse still has an opinion piece about how [URL="http://www.somerset-kentucky.com/opinion/it-s-a-leap-to-think-that-a-cartoon-frog/article_6856f6a2-7a04-11e6-bd19-cbb26f9cf0a4.html"]pepe isn't a white Supremacist Character[/URL] because reasons. Lmao, my fucking home town man, why am I not surprised.
war of the worlds 2: enter the clown planet
[QUOTE=EnlightenDead;51082462]Combat them with mimes[/QUOTE]
[I]To fight monsters, we built monsters of our own[/I]
It's a good thing that no kids actually like clowns.
did pennywise have brother or clowns that spiders in disguise?
Why contain it?
I heard if a clown hits you with a pie you turn into one. I'd that true?
I live in London,Ky. That clown better be careful,the feral needle junkies will rob him blind.
[QUOTE=jimbobjoe1234;51086073]I heard if a clown hits you with a pie you turn into one. I'd that true?[/QUOTE]
There's three ways to become a clown.
1. Being born a clown. There are three biological genders, male, female, and clown. A clown can appear as either but are primarily male in appearance. These are your more common fun clowns and are usually harmless, bar the occasional prank gone to far that causes minor injuries.
2. Being bitten by a feral clown. When away from circuses or places of very serolious employment (office buildings, space stations, etc.) clowns run the risk of running feral. These are your more common 'murder' clowns. A bite from them, if left improperly treated, will turn a person into a clown in as little as three days.
3. Consuming the remains or bodily fluids of a clown. Meat, organs, blood, spit, etc. Self explanatory.
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;51083283][media]https://twitter.com/makeyaman_hala/status/773663609390063616[/media]
:what:[/QUOTE]
Isn't the second IT movie in a few years going to be set in modern times? Can't wait to see Pennywise look like a jackass with youtube and twitter sightings. Maybe he can kill some youtube pranksters who think its epic to run around dressed like clowny leatherfaces with chainsaws.
They better not come to New Hampshire my parents keep a loaded 9 mm on their night stand and a loaded tactical shot gun next to the bed :D
[QUOTE=apierce1289;51087561]They better not come to New Hampshire my parents keep a loaded 9 mm on their night stand and a loaded tactical shot gun next to the bed :D[/QUOTE]
Kind of find these posts a bit chilling how casual people are about randomly shooting people dressed as clowns.
I assume you're joking but the smiley makes the post creepy as fuck.
[QUOTE=MuTAnT;51087736]Kind of find these posts a bit chilling how casual people are about randomly shooting people dressed as clowns.
I assume you're joking but the smiley makes the post creepy as fuck.[/QUOTE]
It's for home defense obviously if the person/clown had a gun. If the clown entered the property I'm sure my parents wouldn't shoot if they didn't need to. And I wouldn't shoot if I didn't need to either never hope to need to use the guns but that's why they're only for home defense. Mostly I just thought it would be funny cause they'd get the shit scared out of them I doubt my family would ever have to shoot at someone and hope we never need to. Sorry if that sounded creepy lol.
[QUOTE=Rudevinny;51087901]The last thing we need is a cluwne infestation
Get the staff assistants, quick! Only they and their blue toolboxes can stop this from happening[/QUOTE]
The robutticists shall harvest butts this day.
[QUOTE=elitehakor;51081807]once they hit lexington i'm gone[/QUOTE][B]IF YOU DISABLE HIS HAND, THE CLOWN CANNOT HONK.[/B]
Know your foe, know his weaknesses, and don't be afraid to beat that painted motherfucker until he pisses himself. For the love of lizard butts stuff him in a locker ASAP because if you're slipped you are [U]dead.[/U]
Someone go get some mimes to deal with the clown infestation.
this has got to be viral marketing for IT
[video]https://youtu.be/clhtUcL3kw8[/video]
(couple days prior btw)
The clowns have come out of hiding because their lord and master, the High Clown, is trying to become leader of the United States. If they succeed, the Clownpocalypse will begin, and we will all be doomed!
(I'll let you decide who the High Clown is).
EDIT: how the fuck did i get succeed confused with suicide.
wat
[QUOTE=OneFourth;51088613]this has got to be viral marketing for IT[/QUOTE]
They confirmed it's not
[QUOTE=MuTAnT;51087736]Kind of find these posts a bit chilling how casual people are about randomly shooting people dressed as clowns.
I assume you're joking but the smiley makes the post creepy as fuck.[/QUOTE]
Don't worry dude, clowns aren't people.
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