Crazy drunk russian geneticists suggest breeding mammoths to fight crisis

[gamefreek76]

Mammoth good for cold Siberian winter.

[MachiniOs]

[QUOTE=Nitrowing;19316702]It's a huge muscular elephant. The meat's going to be so red with muscle that you'll need a chainsaw to cut it.[/QUOTE]

'Tis why our ancestors invented the tenderiser!

[Achamoth]

I wonder if they could be sold as pets, i also want some prehistoric fish to put in my fish-tank.

[The DooD]

From the title I was hoping for epic march on middle earth using mammoths to assault the gates of trollheim.

[varj]

[QUOTE=Legend286;19269622]Yay, mammoths are awesome.[/QUOTE]

So are the Russians.

[Galenus]

[QUOTE=doomkiwi;19271812]Uhh... problem here. An animal that size would need to be fed like crazy. It's kinda like how we don't eat elephants because they need to be fed so much. No, the food of the future is algae. It's low on the food chain, is extremely nutritious, and requires very little to maintain.[/QUOTE]

it also tastes like salted rubber.

[Splode a Pinga]

[QUOTE=Galenus;19326309]it also tastes like salted rubber.[/QUOTE]

How would you know?

[Galenus]

[QUOTE=Splode a Pinga;19326358]How would you know?[/QUOTE]

i assume it tastes like that seeing as how it's rubbery and lives in the ocean

[Splode a Pinga]

Oh.

Well, I wonder how Mammoth would taste. Kinda like Bison, I'm guessing.

[Rundas]

fuck yeah caveman food

[Pascall]

First it's mammoths, then it's Jurassic Park.

Michael Crichton warned us, goddamn it.

[yawmwen]

[QUOTE=Galenus;19326438]i assume it tastes like that seeing as how it's rubbery and lives in the ocean[/QUOTE]

It could probably be made to taste better with proper technology.

[KrAzY_nikomo]

Breed a mammoth, feed it with 50 hungry africans, kill it, feed 100 hungry africans for a year.
The ratio's pretty good.

[Zeraux]

I want one as a pet!

[Pretiacruento]

[QUOTE=Zeraux;19362022]I want one as a pet![/QUOTE]

[img]https://www.arbgames.com.au/images/P/Woolly%20Mammoth%20Baby.jpg[/img]

They look cute when they are small... but wait until it gets bigger :ohdear:

[Elexar]

Do you get a squirrel, a tiger and a goofy looking animal aswell when you buy one?

[kidwithsword]

The title implies that they wanted living mammoths to breed. That would just be nuts...

[FPChris]

Can't wait to eat T-REX burgers, even thought it will probably never happen.

[Smirnoff Joe]

It'd be a nice thing to do, ammending the wrongs of our ancestors by resurrecting the species they destroyed. It'd show the more benevolent side of mankind, even if one of the motives of resurrection was to domesticate them.

[Elexar]

We should start expanding lifetime.

[Awesomecaek]

I always liked Mammoths. I don't care if they are going to be edible or not. They are just awesome.

Also they would serve well in case of ice age :ninja:

[Mr_FJ]

This is on my wishlist for christmas 2010.

[wizlord]

does this mean i can go to mammoth farms and ride one