Fox: Lesbian prison gangs are out to get Lindsay Lohan
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Hey Lindsay, don't drop the soa- nevermind
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Wasn't she gay anyways?
Yeah, she'll probably bend over on purpose so many times that they'll eventually just get bored of her.
[QUOTE=Acesarge;23337011]I wonder what happens when you drop the soap in a woman's prison?[/QUOTE]
No soap, radio!
[QUOTE=bravehat;23332852]Nah the lesbian prison gangs can get crack whores any day of the week, Lohan's safe.
Sadly :colbert:[/QUOTE]
no, they want her famous crack whore ass
[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;23337449]Hey Lindsay, don't drop the soa- nevermind
[editline]08:53PM[/editline]
Wasn't she gay anyways?[/QUOTE]
Apparently bisexual, though part of me thinks she'll quickly retract that statement after she gets out of prison.
Doesn't shit like this happen everyday in prisons? Why should we care about a particular person?
Because they are popular. Why should she only get 90 days for 8 DUIs? Same reason.
What happens if you drop the soap in a women's prison?
[QUOTE=nookupeous;23341604]What happens if you drop the soap in a women's prison?[/QUOTE]
Fisting.
She's hot, even if she is full of drugs. I'd do her.
[QUOTE=dutchah;23338702]Apparently bisexual, though part of me thinks she'll quickly retract that statement after she gets out of prison.[/QUOTE]
I can see the headliners now.
"[b][highlight]BREAKING NEWS!:[/highlight][/b] Lindsay Lohan admits bisexuality was a lie - admits she's completely gay!"
:smug:
:v:
Just putting it out there, I would still bang her.
If Paris can do it, then Lindsay still can't do it. She is fucked.
Even though Paris just went to jail and not prison.
It's a shame too, she looked so much better before and was pretty cool.
[QUOTE=nookupeous;23341604]What happens if you drop the soap in a women's prison?[/QUOTE]
for you in particular? clocks.
to answer both your questions, I'm sure they smuggle strap-ons in there somehow.
It's cool to notice how anyone who does drugs have the same tiresome-, messed up look and weird skin.
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