Amy's Baking Company lashing out against responses to Kitchen Nightmare episode - Polidicks

[QUOTE=xVENUSx;40680901][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/vRDIYwE.png[/IMG] Yeah, like I would want a blowjob from that psycho bitch, she would probably bite my dick off and cook it.[/QUOTE] Even then it'd still be raw.

[QUOTE=Kwigg;40679790]I actually feel a meager bit sorry for Samy. I mean, all right, he can get very psycho at times and he doesn't like anyone else touching his precious money but he's stuck there in a terrible business unable to do anything without upsetting the inept human being he made the mistake of calling a wife. He can't tell her anything without her exploding and he seemed to want to improve the restaurant, like in the last few parts of the episode.[/QUOTE] Honestly I think it's pretty obvious that "Amy's Baking Company" is a front. There was a gigantic reddit write-up explaining all the different ways Sammy is using the business for money laundering. He's skilled at setting up the system, just very, very bad at holding up the "front" part of it. Here's the write-up: [quote] If this place isn't a money laundering operation, I don't know what is. Sammy screamed 'Don't call the police'. This was one of the only things he really stood up to his wife on. I think Sammy is involved in serious criminal **** and he doesn't want Johnny Law to come poking around and causing any disruptions to the money losing business here. I’m not sure if the fact that they don’t trust anyone else to run the place has anything to do with that, or whether they’re just nuts. If they were smarter, I feel like they could let it run itself. See point #4 for a possible reason for that. The place is clearly hemorrhaging money. All those fresh veggies come at a huge premium in Arizona and no one is buying them since no one eats there. This is a tactic to inflate food costs and make the on-the-books profits (from crime) a bit more believable. You have high prices and ‘quality ingredients’ and on its face, it looks like a classy place dealing in high-quality, high-margin food that’s doing very, very well. In reality, they’re buying top-dollar with dirty money and selling nothing. Putting all of that money into the facilities, kitchen equipment and the dining area is a way to build tangible equity in a property, paid for by dirty money, of course. This is similar to how house flipping has become the new Las Vegas for cleaning dirty money. Even if you put 100k of criminal money into a house and sell it for 80k, you still made 80k in clean money (and the write off for the business loss – more clean money). And what you ask is Sammi’s other ‘legitimate’ business enterprise? Custom home building. Same *ing principle: Build equity in something tangible with dirty money, sell it (at a loss or profit, who gives a *) and money comes clean out the other side. The compensation structure for servers is just another money cleaning tactic. The money from tips never hits the books. It’s pocketed immediately and spent on gas, food, clothes etc. All the sorts of stuff that is bought in a day that isn’t traced and is used up (burned, eaten, thrown out etc.) when it’s done. You keep the clean, un-traceable cash coming in (tips), and then pay out more money in wages to lose money so that the money that comes in from crime doesn’t make the place look TOO profitable. If they weren’t so wretched and money hungry they would just let the girls work on tips like most people, but they’re so narcissistic, deluded and downright evil that they think they’re entitled to it and don’t know when to stop. They are mean to people because well, they’re nuts, but also because Sammy doesn’t actually give much of a **** if many people come in or not. If a few quiet, agreeable customers come in and eat, so be it. For Sammy, this place is an annoyance. He hates being there and knows it’s a waste of his legitimate criminal time to have to deal with it. He was just stupid and married a crazy ‘trophy wife’ who thinks she can cook and the less he has to do in a day in terms of dealing with angry customers, the better. Hell, he might have married her BECAUSE he thought she was stupid enough to believe she’s making money when no one comes in. To me that’s why a lot of that bad food is just thrown away; otherwise she gets crazy and causes more disruptions to the fence. Ever wonder why he doesn’t know how to use the POS system, but insists on using it? Because one day one of those girls is going to see ALL of these tables and checks listed on there that never actually came in, and then she’ll ask why. Since she knows more about the system than he, she won’t buy the lie he tells her. I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s a small part of the reason for the staff turnover: They don’t want anyone knowing too much. Because the thing is, at the end of the day, he can just make up checks and bills and act like all these customers came in and paid them lots of money for food, but just as long as the place isn’t completely empty all the time and then reporting big profits, there shouldn’t be any huge red flags so as long as the taxes keep coming into the IRS and the place keeps a quiet reputation. EDIT: Everyone is asking how I reconcile them going on tv for help. _____________________________ Remember, Amy thinks her problem is not her food, their shared attitude, their sparse staff or her creepy eyes. It's internet haters. That's it. She is perfect in every way. She feels the downturn in her business is due solely to bad publicity. For people with such grandiose self-images, the only way to deal with this would be to go to the very top and have the biggest chef in the world come and say that their food is amazing. Bad publicity problem solved. Note too, those awesome desserts she fed Ramsey, that he really liked, were all store bought. But she claimed they were hers. She does not care about the food in that sense, as she's willing to lie about that as the first step to the good publicity that she thinks is the silver bullet to fixing what she feels to be unjustifiably tarnished public image. From Sammy's perspective, I think he's willing to take the small risk of having the cover blown on any laundering operation to sustain a good front and, like his wife, to try to, in his mind, restore the deservedly good reputation the place should rightly have. If he can somehow appease his wife, who I believe has him convinced she can cook, and keep the restaurant full so he doesn't need to butcher the receipts so much, he might be able to stop doing shady **** altogether or at least have a better front. Then, if the restaurant is running well, he can leave it for someone else to operate and he can stay home and watch Scarface 50 times. Essentially, I think HIS willingness to take this risk is rooted in their shared delusions about their own self values and they are willing to take the most drastic of measures to keep them as high as possible. [/quote] So, to an extent, Sammy knows what he's doing. But they're both too stupid to properly hold all of the pieces together. So, instead of creating a strong front which allows clean money to slip out without a hitch, the whole entire restaurant seems like crap and neither of them are willing to make changes. All Sammy & Amy really need to do is tie up the loose ends within the front: create a realistic menu, lower the prices just a bit, and stop stealing tips. But, Amy thinks she's hot shit, and Sammy couldn't give a fuck about the restaurant's quality, so neither of them are willing to totally budge. Sidenote: This is probably why the producers left "Amy's Baking Company," too. They began to realize what was [i]really[/i] going on, and they realized that fixing this place up was a job for the FBI, not Gordon Ramsey.

[QUOTE=AJisAwesome15;40646848][img]http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/0ScRn8iEYWncNrMdcfb.7Q--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/lifestyles/2013-05-14/e2fd8e68-1a0d-4f86-a671-431dbe0e81cb_wonder-woman.jpg[/img] [/QUOTE] What the fuck is that second-to-last sentence supposed to mean?

Meanwhile at ABC [video=youtube;g1Og5Tg_Jyo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1Og5Tg_Jyo[/video]

[QUOTE=BaconWallet42;40681917]What the fuck is that second-to-last sentence supposed to mean?[/QUOTE] She made a comment in the show that she has three kids trapped in cat bodies.

[QUOTE=BaconWallet42;40681917]What the fuck is that second-to-last sentence supposed to mean?[/QUOTE] She has cats that she calls her kids. damnit jacen

[QUOTE=BaconWallet42;40681917]What the fuck is that second-to-last sentence supposed to mean?[/QUOTE] They've three sons. [sp]They're cats[/sp]

[QUOTE=xVENUSx;40680901][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/vRDIYwE.png[/IMG] Yeah, like I would want a blowjob from that psycho bitch, she would probably bite my dick off and cook it.[/QUOTE] sorry i dont like already been chewed food.

Wow what a couple nut jobs.

[QUOTE=Reimu;40681092]Honestly I think it's pretty obvious that "Amy's Baking Company" is a front. There was a gigantic reddit write-up explaining all the different ways Sammy is using the business for money laundering. He's skilled at setting up the system, just very, very bad at holding up the "front" part of it.[/QUOTE] Probably just reddit reading too much into things. Occam's razor, it's likely just a shit restaurant.

Idk man the way Sammy talks and looks I feel like he's from a 50's mafia film

Am I the only one who's really annoyed by the way Samy spells his name? Every time I see it I say it like "Same-y".

[QUOTE=MILKE;40673751]Do they always type their posts on facebook and twitter in full caps, why[/QUOTE] ITS BECAUSE IT MAKES IT LOOK LIKE BREAKING NEWS, or something important.

[QUOTE=MILKE;40673751]Do they always type their posts on facebook and twitter in full caps, why[/QUOTE] Actually, if you pay careful attention, you'll see that Samy types regularly. Amy types in all caps because SHE'S THE MOST IMPORTANT HUMAN BEING ON THE PLANET

[QUOTE=Zeke129;40683364]Probably just reddit reading too much into things. Occam's razor, it's likely just a shit restaurant.[/QUOTE] I'd wait and see. Amy has a pretty shady past, for instance. She stole $15,000 from a bank in 2001 through identity theft, and had to pay a $35,000+ fine and spent over a year in jail. Wouldn't be surprised if more shit about Sammy & Amy comes out in the next few weeks.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;40683364]Probably just reddit reading too much into things. Occam's razor, it's likely just a shit restaurant.[/QUOTE] I would trust reddit's detective work about as much as 4chan's.

[QUOTE=Banned?;40684334]I would trust reddit's detective work about as much as 4chan's.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.clevescene.com/scene-and-heard/archives/2012/07/17/4chan-catches-mayfield-heights-burger-king-employee-who-snapped-pictures-of-himself-standing-on-food[/url]

[QUOTE=Reimu;40684328]I'd wait and see. Amy has a pretty shady past, for instance. She stole $15,000 from a bank in 2001 through identity theft, and had to pay a $35,000+ fine and spent over a year in jail. Wouldn't be surprised if more shit about Sammy & Amy comes out in the next few weeks.[/QUOTE] I'll wait for someone other than Reddit to find it though. It's only a matter of time before they find some more Boston bombers eating at ABC

So Amy was going to call the cops on the two dudes who ordered a pizza before Ramsey because: * They sent it back because it was undercooked * Asking when the pizza is going to be done * Not paying for their two drinks because they were told to leave the restaurant What a insane person.

[QUOTE=xVENUSx;40680901][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/vRDIYwE.png[/IMG] Yeah, like I would want a blowjob from that psycho bitch, she would probably bite my dick off and cook it.[/QUOTE] you forgot to add the part where she would eat the cooked dick ..... I just gave my self [b]N[/b]ightmares :(

You know you are fucked up when even Gordon Ramsay can't help you.

[QUOTE=Reimu;40681092]Honestly I think it's pretty obvious that "Amy's Baking Company" is a front. There was a gigantic reddit write-up explaining all the different ways Sammy is using the business for money laundering. He's skilled at setting up the system, just very, very bad at holding up the "front" part of it. Here's the write-up:[/QUOTE] "Hey Samy, you know what we should do? We should get a big name television show to film us in our illegal money laundering front." "Great idea!"

[QUOTE=Paramud;40689196]"Hey Samy, you know what we should do? We should get a big name television show to film us in our illegal money laundering front." "Great idea!"[/QUOTE] Actually, as the original write-up suggests, they're both probably too delusional/stupid to realize the sort of problems and complications a television show would bring. That said, even if this whole thing isn't a front, Sammy probably knows that his wife is batshit insane and going on television was not the best idea.

[QUOTE=marcus5;40688896]You know you are fucked up when even Gordon Ramsay can't help you.[/QUOTE] No, you know you're fucked up when on the American version of the show (where there is a lot more shouting etc) you shock Gordon to practical silence.

One of the people on the camera crew is did an AMA: [url]http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1elw0m/ama_i_worked_on_the_kitchen_nightmares_tv_crew_at/[/url]

[QUOTE=Bumrang;40696469]One of the people on the camera crew is did an AMA: [url]http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1elw0m/ama_i_worked_on_the_kitchen_nightmares_tv_crew_at/[/url][/QUOTE] And all of his posts are deleted?

[QUOTE=Caulo32;40696625]And all of his posts are deleted?[/QUOTE] Coverup. Information will ALWAYS find a way.

[QUOTE=wickedplayer494;40696657]Coverup. Information will ALWAYS find a way.[/QUOTE] Well I hope it does soon, I want to see that.

[QUOTE=Banned?;40684334]I would trust reddit's detective work about as much as 4chan's.[/QUOTE] a guy once posted a video and pictures of himself abusing a cat. 4chan found out where he lived based solely on what was going on in the background and called the police, and he was arrested. reddit once thought a guy planted a bomb because he was brown, alone, wore a backpack, and wore a hat. edit: according to [url]http://www.amybouzaglo.com/[/url] reddit also believed the tumblr was really amy and took something it said as a challenge. yeah no

[QUOTE=Caulo32;40696625]And all of his posts are deleted?[/QUOTE] Might indicate that the AMA was proved fake [editline]19th May 2013[/editline] nvm a mod confirmed it was self-deleted