Amy's Baking Company lashing out against responses to Kitchen Nightmare episode - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Trogdon;40649992]i should apply for a job there[/QUOTE] Apply as a cyber security specialist.

[QUOTE=Slacker101;40650387] it seems like she's just given up caring and is just laughing at all the insanity going on[/QUOTE] No, she actually seemed to care quite a bit, but she cared about the customers, not about the business.

[QUOTE=Riller;40650468]No, she actually seemed to care quite a bit, but she cared about the customers, not about the business.[/QUOTE] Also apparently she's become some of /tv/'s waifu.

I can hear them backpedaling all the way here from Finland.

What would it take to shut down their establishment? And that bitch need to be slapped by a wrecking ball.

went onto their facebook page [IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/888382/whatpoonani.png[/IMG] [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/888382/okwhat.jpg[/img] someone enjoys tagging seriously though they have major, major superiority complex issues

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"We have 3 little boys but they're trapped in cat's bodies, meow" I can't believe she actually said that.

I'm watching the episode now, at one point she says "there are starving people that could be enjoying the food we're throwing away", but I don't know if starving people would accept food from her.

these type of people can't exist come on they can't, it's just not right.

This was an amazing thread to wake up to. Thank you, Facepunch. And thank you Amy and Samy.

[img]http://i42.tinypic.com/358ynwl.png[/img] (courtesy of Wikipedia) Think about what you saw in the Kitchen Nightmare's episode, and all of the behavior on Facebook, and be scared how much of this actually seems to apply to Amy. I think she's literally a psychopath :v:

If anyone needs a good e-lawyer I'm willing to represent you in e-court for 5 bitcoins an e-hour.

[QUOTE=tarkata14;40649139]Think of how many people will want to go there now, they are going to get a lot of business after all this. Of course they won't accept two-thirds of the people and scare the other third off so I'm still fairly sure this is a bad thing for them. Never ask for criticism if you can't handle it.[/QUOTE] They are probably gonna lose money since no one will pay for food that shitty.

They fired that girl for no reason right? Thats illegal... [editline]15th May 2013[/editline] No wait she said she quit right after. Stealing tips is definitely illegal though

Anyone else find this basically unwatchable because of the overdone music and dramatic crap? EDIT: Oooh, listen to those "Oh shiiiiit, he's eating food" musical stingers!

For some reason I always imagine Samy having the supercodplayer1994 voice

[QUOTE=IrishGamer;40650880]Anyone else find this basically unwatchable because of the overdone music and dramatic crap? EDIT: Oooh, listen to those "Oh shiiiiit, he's eating food" musical stingers![/QUOTE] If you're that sensitive I almost feel bad for you.

"I'm the gangster!"

[QUOTE=SteeleCratos;40647011][img]http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/eNztvlOw8ycBpwTFG71Vng--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/lifestyles/2013-05-14/cda0fb2a-5a02-4bb0-9502-be1eccc032d8_we-do-not-need-this.jpg[/img] dafuq is ressling[/QUOTE] IT'S WHAT AMERICAS ALL ABOUT! IF YOU WANT TO BE A GOOD COOK YOU HAVE TO BE GOOD AT RESSLING [IMG]http://www.nndb.com/people/543/000022477/hulk-pastamania-sm.jpg[/IMG]

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, BROTHER

[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;40650831]They fired that girl for no reason right? Thats illegal...[/QUOTE] Actually it's not. They can terminate you for any reason unless the court deems it discriminatory (if you take it that far).

It's like Amy doesn't even realize people on the internet are like actual people on their computers

oh god this is all too familiar when someone steals a dupe from someone in garrysmod and then uploads it saying he made it, and when the said person gets caught and people call out on his bullshit he flips his shit and pulls a temper tantrum.

Found a response to a review from 2010. They were just as crazy back then. [url]http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/bella/2010/08/ouch_todays_hard_lesson_on_yel.php[/url] [quote] [quote='Joel L']In retrospect, I should have known better than to step foot into Amy's Baking Company (a.k.a. ABC Bistro). -8 pm on a Saturday night, three tables are occupied -a sign on the door indicates they're looking for an experienced line cook, a dishwasher, waitresses, you name it -Pita Jungle, just a stone's throw away, is packed to the gills These are all bad signs. They go ignored, however, because I'd eaten one thing all day, and I had drove here to try their pizza. Never, ever again. The waitress brings me out a water and a menu to my table for one on the patio, which I had all to myself. Browsing the apps, I was pleasantly surprised to see several things priced $3, which seemed like a bargain, given the high price of everything else. $3 tapanade sounded like a good deal, but I was informed that it didn't come with anything - it was $3 extra for bread. Since I was solo, I decided to skip it and instead pay $14 for their 12" margherita pizza. About three minutes later, the waitress drops off my pizza. "Your pizza", she says, leaves a plate and off she goes. I sat for a moment, confused as to how things happened so quickly. I try to grab a slice of the pizza, but it was so blazing hot that I wasn't even going to attempt to handle it. I waited for a few minutes to let it cool off, only to discover that not only had it cooled enough to handle, but was actually well-cooled and most likely reheated. After a closer inspection of the pie in front of me, it was evident that it had been reheated, as there were smaller tomatoes that had spent their time in the oven, and larger tomatoes that had barely been kissed by the heat of the oven. I took a bite, and was immediately underwhelmed. The crust had very little character, was slightly sweet but had that store-bought quality to it. The pesto tasted okay, but the tomatoes were completely tasteless and overall, it just fell flat. It's margherita - the ingredients need to shine to make such a simple pizza. These ingredients were sub-par. After two small pieces, I decided I was wasting my calories and just gave up on it. So I sat outside, not eating, and sat. And sat. Where the hell was the waitress? I glanced inside a few times, hoping to catch her eye, but she must have been occupied elsewhere. The owner comes out. "How'd you like your pizza?" Instead of immediately responding, I asked how it had come out so quickly. In short, he told me another table had ordered it, decided they didn't want it, and it sat in the kitchen for two minutes, who in turn decided to send it out to me since I didn't order anything else. Me: "Well, it didn't really taste fresh". Him: "No, no, our pizzas are the best. Ask our customers. You're the first person since we've opened to ever not like our pizzas". He got very defensive about the pizza, but I hadn't really launched a harsh criticism on the pizza, just said I didn't really enjoy it. So I sat some more, with an empty drink, and realized they wanted me gone. The owner wouldn't make eye contact with me. The server never came back out asking if I wanted something else. And they still hadn't refilled my drink. So I sat on a patio, alone, and decided to have a smoke. The waitress comes out... Her: "Sir, there's a no smoking sign over there, I was told to tell you to not to smoke here." Me: "Is this the last f*** you in this experience?" Her: "Yes, I think so". She walks away. I walk inside, pay the bill, and leave. No apologies, no discounts on the bill, nothing. $18 for weak iced tea and shitty pizza. This is arrogance in its worst form. I can forgive bad food, but I cannot forgive misplaced arrogance and the blatant dismissal of a customer, whether you agree with them or not. Perhaps the sign on the door should also say, "Wanted: New owner". I cannot, for the life of me, recommend this restaurant to anyone.[/quote] Dear Joel,L. It is blatantly obvious to me why you were ALONE on a Saturday night! Read any of the reviews that have been written about us and you will see that EVERYONE loves us!! The only people that don't is our "Competition". We knew you had been sent by another restaurant before you even ordered your $14.00 Pizza. The Pizza was fresh and amazing. The reason the tomatoes had different texture was because I use three different heirloom tomatoes and some of them are sundried. So of course they are going to have a different texture from the fresh ones!!! But perhaps you are only accustomed to tasting the ones that come "fresh from the can!" Moving on to the "Store bought Dough" Comment. PLEASE!! My dough is made fresh every day from 100% organic ingredients. Perhaps your palate is not sophisticated enough to tell the difference. As for you having the Patio all to yourself unless you have been living on another PLANET it is summertime in ARIZONA MORON!!! Only TRAMPS and LOSERS want to sit outside in 110 temperatures!!!! We are hiring because we are so busy that we need to hire more people. You just so happened to come right after a huge rush. And the people did not change their mind for the Margarita Pizza they ordered. They were still enjoying their amazing Caesar salad and I thought perhaps you would appreciate not having to wait so long for your pizza. Which was just coming out of the OVEN. I am the CHEF and the owner, and I am the one that made your Pizza. As for the no smoking comment everyone knows that it is against the LAW to smoke within 20 feet of a public place. But perhaps you think you are above the LAW. Have a little respect not everyone wants to subject themselves to being around second hand smoke. And as for the overpriced menu items if you think that $12.00 is too much for an ENTRÉE sized ORGANIC Salad or $14.00 is too much for an AMAZING Pizza then perhaps you should go to the PITA JUNGLE that is just a stone's throw away. And if you get lucky maybe you can even dig up someone up to take with you so you can share a $5.00 Falafel. Do US a favor and keep your ugly face and you ugly opinions to yourself and go back to the restaurant that you really work at!! I would LOVE for anyone who reads this review to come to ABC and try our Pizza. If you don't like it then I guarantee you don't have to pay for it.[/quote]

[QUOTE=Big Ben;40648725] also the whole thing about "NO PLEASE DO NOT CALL DE POLICE" screams some kind of illegal activity like money laundering going on which would make sense considering how they've managed to stay open for more than a week when literally no one likes their food or their service or them[/QUOTE] Samy screaming I AM THE GANGSTER I AM THE MAFIA I WILL MAFIA YOU doesn't exactly help it either

[QUOTE]As for you having the Patio all to yourself unless you have been living on another PLANET it is summertime in ARIZONA MORON!![/QUOTE] I think I see issues.

[quote]As for the no smoking comment everyone knows that it is against the LAW to smoke within 20 feet of a public place. But perhaps you think you are above the LAW.[/quote] Yeah guy it's against the LAW, you never go against the LAW. [img]http://www.militaryfactory.com/smallarms/imgs/m72-law_4.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=J$ Psychotic;40646875]"We will be pursuing legal action against all of you, including Reddit and Yelp" Anyone know any good Internet lawyers?[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.top-ten.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Saul-Goodman.jpeg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=proch;40651113]It's like Amy doesn't even realize people on the internet are like actual people on their computers[/QUOTE] Yeah, but they become merciless dicks online. Amy certainly needs a wake up call, by I have a slight issue with the fact 99% of people dishing out the abuse haven't even been to the restaurant.