• Facebook Scans Chats for Criminal Activity, notifies police of suspicious activity
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[QUOTE=JustExtreme;36778976]I just talked to my buddy in detail deliberately about a shipment of crack I'm expecting. Have fun, Facebook[/QUOTE] Have fun with them watching nearly every thing you do for the next 6 months - 1 year even if you tell them it was a joke. And that's if anyone is notified about it.
man i hope they only do this shit to cunts in america lol
I doubt they have the resources to sift through everything in that much detail
[QUOTE=Lachz0r;36779565]man i hope they only do this shit to cunts in america lol[/QUOTE] Don't start the circlejerk.
Will this alert police about teenagers posting lyrics? I'm pretty sure the average rap song would set off every alert programmed into that thing
[QUOTE=kaze4159;36779690]Will this alert police about teenagers posting lyrics? I'm pretty sure the average rap song would set off every alert programmed into that thing[/QUOTE] Except the one for homoeroticism. Facebook has that, by the way. It's part of their ad targeting.
[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;36779896]Except the one for homoeroticism. Facebook has that, by the way. It's part of their ad targeting.[/QUOTE] man i hope they only do this shit to cunts in americax2 [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Shitpost" - Ninja101))[/highlight]
I'd hate to be the person who has to shift through all these reports.
Me and my friend were joking about this and mentioned our dealers name and address... Uh oh. [img]http://i741.photobucket.com/albums/xx52/joshdasmif/Untitled-22.png[/img] Uhhh
Joey : Hey, Alex. I got the dog. Alex : Okay good, i'm bringing the cat over, how much budgies do you got? Joey : About five hundred. Alex : Alright, i'm also bringing the elephant. :v:.
Wow, big brother literally is watching what you say on Facebook.
[QUOTE=DentalDoctor;36779272]Have fun with them watching nearly every thing you do for the next 6 months[/QUOTE] watch a shitload of horse porn, make whoever is watching you, pay their dues.
[QUOTE=nemmises5;36777415][IMG]https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/399398_332991356783068_1070033905_n.jpg[/IMG] relevant?[/QUOTE]I trust Google with my information. I use Google's services whenever I can (therefore, I use Google Drive rather than Dropbox; it syncs with my Gmail nicely). Also, I really want to see the day that Google takes over the world, and I figure treating them to some of my information will only help that dream become a reality. C'mon, Googlepocalypse!
[QUOTE=Warship;36772124]I wonder how this works, exactly. It could be cool to trigger it on purpose without actually being a criminal or anything, and then sue them for invasion of privacy or some shit :v:[/QUOTE] Well if you really want to get targeted by the police, Garry just confirmed something for us: [QUOTE=garry;36779400]There was a thread where some dumbasses were threatening to kill the president - as a joke - because they heard that the police turn up at your door. Apparently the CIA (I think) had found these posts, and contacted Scotland Yard, who had contacted our local police station to pay us a visit. They were nice enough - and totally understood we had nothing to do with it. I gave the email addresses, birthdays and IP's of the users that made the posts. A few weeks later a police from Scotland Yard phoned me and asked me if I could tell him what country an IP was from. Which confused me - because it wasn't an IP that I'd given him - and there's websites that do it for you.[/QUOTE]
Another reason to hate facebook and to tell my brother, his girlfriend, and her four kids why they shouldn't be using it. But then they'll shush me and continue to play Farm Ville.
[QUOTE=purvisdavid1;36781956]Another reason to hate facebook and to tell my brother, his girlfriend, and her four kids why they shouldn't be using it. But then they'll shush me and continue to play Farm Ville.[/QUOTE] No one uses it to play farmville anymore, except children. Its a way to connect socially and the main reason someone wouldn't have an account is cause they're a nerd who'd rather have no friends than compromise his 'privacy' as if the fbi care what you talk about to your (lack of) friends. I don't mean to aim this rant entirely at you, but its idiotic when people act superior over not having an account, like its a sign of intelligence or something.
[QUOTE=CheeserCrice;36782308]No one uses it to play farmville anymore, except children. Its a way to connect socially and the main reason someone wouldn't have an account is cause they're a nerd who'd rather have no friends than compromise his 'privacy' as if the fbi care what you talk about to your (lack of) friends. I don't mean to aim this rant entirely at you, but its idiotic when people act superior over not having an account, like its a sign of intelligence or something.[/QUOTE] Oh yes, I'm such an idiot for not wanting my day filled with stupid shit and my information sold to random companies.
[QUOTE=stupid10er;36774574]if you're doing illegal shit then why would you be using facebook as a medium in the first place?[/QUOTE] It's just so hard organising a meeting place to organise a bombing y'know? Sometimes I just like to make an event and invite all my terrorist friends to it with all the info.
[QUOTE=CheeserCrice;36782308]No one uses it to play farmville anymore, except children. Its a way to connect socially and the main reason someone wouldn't have an account is cause they're a nerd who'd rather have no friends than compromise his 'privacy' as if the fbi care what you talk about to your (lack of) friends. I don't mean to aim this rant entirely at you, but its idiotic when people act superior over not having an account, like its a sign of intelligence or something.[/QUOTE] You also have to understand I was completely dead serious about what I said. My brother, his girlfriend, and all her kids play Farm Ville. It maddens me how fucking addicted they are to that shit. Also I don't have Facebook because I prefer the best type of social networking, going out in real life and talking to people. I just skim through here for news and give my opinion, nothing more. I prefer getting news here because usually I get it before I hear it on the local news stations like KCAL or KTLA.
I use end-to-end encryption for most of the messages I send over Facebook, mainly to circumvent the advertising profile. Pretty much all text-based conversations on the internet are monitored if they aren't encrypted. The German government has email providers use a similar system for all mails that are sent or received here, except they are sent directly to the secret service if it they match the keywords.
Now everyone acts as criminals so they can't find out who is one or not!
I read the title, and I knew immediately what I was gunna do. I know the e-mail address of someone I hate in school, I'll make him a facebook profile, make him sound like a Muslim, and make him look like he wants to buy VX gas off of a dealer to bomb a large high school.
[QUOTE=Warship;36772124]I wonder how this works, exactly. It could be cool to trigger it on purpose without actually being a criminal or anything, and then sue them for invasion of privacy or some shit :v:[/QUOTE] That's not how the legal system works. Facebook owns all your chats and exchanges on the site, and they're fucking assholes.
[QUOTE='[MWRP] Sherlock;36787193']I read the title, and I knew immediately what I was gunna do. I know the e-mail address of someone I hate in school, I'll make him a facebook profile, make him sound like a Muslim, and make him look like he wants to buy VX gas off of a dealer to bomb a large high school.[/QUOTE] Wow you're a dick.
[QUOTE=nemmises5;36777415][IMG]https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/399398_332991356783068_1070033905_n.jpg[/IMG] relevant?[/QUOTE] The thing about google is that it cares about you less as a person and more as a demographic. Though it weirded me out when youtube started giving recommended videos and informing me that bands were going to be playing in my area when I wasn't logged in at all.
[QUOTE=froztshock;36790658]The thing about google is that it cares about you less as a person and more as a demographic. Though it weirded me out when youtube started giving recommended videos and informing me that bands were going to be playing in my area when I wasn't logged in at all.[/QUOTE] On the plus side at least when I type in a location/abbreviation into Google that exists in multiple other states/counties the top result is a place from my own state. But I still want to know how Google knows all of this when I always use private browsing and thus don't save cookies.
[QUOTE=rinoaff33;36796382]On the plus side at least when I type in a location/abbreviation into Google that exists in multiple other states/counties the top result is a place from my own state. But I still want to know how Google knows all of this when I always use private browsing and thus don't save cookies.[/QUOTE] They use your IP address for the regional search and advertising, private browsing only stops persistent things like advertising profiles.
"Bro, that movie was the [I][B]bomb.[/B][/I]" "Haha, yeah I know, all of the [I][B]explosions[/B][/I] were cool."
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