New Robotic Muscle Is 1,000 times stronger than normal Muscle Tissue - Polidicks

[QUOTE=zakedodead;43281156]Well doc I was umm masturbating and i uhh kinda ripped off my dick.[/QUOTE] Or if you had the muscle implanted in your dick: Well doc I was umm masturbating and i uhh my dick ripped my arm off.

[QUOTE=Rapist;43281182]Or if you had the muscle implanted in your dick: Well doc I was umm masturbating and i uhh my dick ripped my arm off.[/QUOTE] hey baby my boner is 1,000 times stronger than normal boners

I'll get most of my muscles replaced with this for free -- under a military contract, so I repay my debt by doing dirty work for whom ever pays my surgeries. :smug:

[QUOTE=zakedodead;43281156]Well doc I was umm masturbating and i uhh kinda ripped off my dick.[/QUOTE] I think if someone had these robotic muscles in their dick it would be like: "I was busy havin' a good wank, and all of a sudden, I find myself being held in a full nelson grip by my own dick"

What if you replaced your intestinal muscles with this. Could you then power-shit 1000 times harder? (I'm clearly the best at solving the world's most pressing matters.)

[QUOTE=Pilotguy97;43281267]What if you replaced your intestinal muscles with this. Could you then power-shit 1000 times harder? (I'm clearly the best at solving the world's most pressing matters.)[/QUOTE] Well you'd be able to solve constipation I guess.

[QUOTE=FreakyMe;43281035]Well, it's weight is mostly fatty tissue and water, with an improbably complicated web of interconnected neurons permeating the majority of it's form. It is sort of rounded. If you want me to be more specific (and wordy), it is a bilaterally-shaped complex structured organ made of fatty tissues, neural connections, and a intricate vascular system with multiple specialized regions and parts. It's still not a muscle.[/QUOTE] I never called it a muscle, I said some people considered it one. Have a bit of respect for the part of the body that controls everything. The brain is more important than any other part of the body, it might need a heart and lungs etc but the heart and lungs need the directions from the brain in the first place. Oh, and you really I think I care what many people here think of me? For the record, yes, I hate the name "epicrandomnes". Yes, even the guy who chose it hates it. Think of it as sarcasm.

Maximum Power! Also Op... Assburgers? Or just weird?

[QUOTE=EpicRandomnes;43281347]I never called it a muscle, I said some people considered it one. Have a bit of respect for the part of the body that controls everything. The brain is more important than any other part of the body, it might need a heart and lungs etc but the heart and lungs need the directions from the brain in the first place. Oh, and you really I think I care what many people here think of me? For the record, yes, I hate the name "epicrandomnes". Yes, even the guy who chose it hates it. Think of it as sarcasm.[/QUOTE] This has nothing to do with respect. The brain is literally, biologically, anatomically a ball of fat. Get over it.

[QUOTE=PolarEventide;43281396]This has nothing to do with respect. The brain is literally, biologically, anatomically a ball of fat. Get over it.[/QUOTE] While this isn't exactly much of an insult (nor is it really intended to be) calling the brain fat is like calling a computer a pile of plastic and metal. Because that's what it is, in reality.

[QUOTE=EpicRandomnes;43281428]While this isn't exactly much of an insult (nor is it really intended to be) calling the brain fat is like calling a computer a pile of plastic and metal. Because that's what it is, in reality.[/QUOTE] Ok and what's the problem with calling a computer that You were the only one treating it like an insult and now you're saying it's not.

[QUOTE=EpicRandomnes;43281428]While this isn't exactly much of an insult (nor is it really intended to be) calling the brain fat is like calling a computer a pile of plastic and metal. Because that's what it is, in reality.[/QUOTE] Congratulations. You debunked your own attempt to debunk yourself.

[QUOTE=Pilotguy97;43281267]What if you replaced your intestinal muscles with this. Could you then power-shit 1000 times harder? (I'm clearly the best at solving the world's most pressing matters.)[/QUOTE] You'd also have to buy a new toilet after every visit to the bathroom.

[QUOTE=EpicRandomnes;43281347]Oh, and you really I think I care what many people here think of me? For the record, yes, I hate the name "epicrandomnes". Yes, even the guy who chose it hates it. Think of it as sarcasm.[/QUOTE] "Hey guys my name is so dumb right haha I totally didn't choose it jokes on the guy who did lmao rite guys? ...rite guys?" well yes it would appear I'm bad at reading

[QUOTE=Kebab;43281552]"Hey guys my name is so dumb right haha I totally didn't choose it jokes on the guy who did lmao rite guys? ...rite guys?"[/QUOTE] He didn't say that someone else chose it, he was simply emphasising that he (the person who chose it) hates it as well.

[QUOTE=EpicRandomnes;43281428]While this isn't exactly much of an insult (nor is it really intended to be) calling the brain fat is like calling a computer a pile of plastic and metal. Because that's what it is, in reality.[/QUOTE] You were the one who brought up the brain at all in the first place, saying that if you consider it a brain, you'd have to replace your brain with this muscle tissue. That's why people started telling you exactly why the brain is not a muscle. If you or anyone [I]considers[/I] the brain a muscle, they are wrong. Yes the brain is amazing and we all agree with you on that I'm sure, it's just not what we're talking about here. The focus has been trying to get you to drop the idea that the brain could at all in any way be associated with muscle tissue - and to be honest you really did make it sound like you thought it was a muscle, I had to go back and read the first post you made about it. You said [I]some people[/I] consider it a muscle. And they're wrong. So the thing you said about [I]"you'd be dead literally"[/I] was bullshit and completely pulled out of nowhere because the brain is - while very amazing indeed - made of fat.

[QUOTE=Desuh;43280787]Especially in my Dick.[/QUOTE] Yeah sure, like that wimpy robot muscle is stronger than my dick.

[QUOTE=EpicRandomnes;43281428]While this isn't exactly much of an insult (nor is it really intended to be) calling the brain fat is like calling a computer a pile of plastic and metal. Because that's what it is, in reality.[/QUOTE] I think you need to lie down.

[QUOTE=Desuh;43280787]Especially in my Dick.[/QUOTE] reckon we can make a vibrator function?

[QUOTE=EpicRandomnes;43281428]While this isn't exactly much of an insult (nor is it really intended to be) calling the brain fat is like calling a computer a pile of plastic and metal. Because that's what it is, in reality.[/QUOTE] Stop whining and just leave the thread while you still can.

[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;43280739]I will replace all the normal muscle in my body with this.[/QUOTE] You will achieve this with the utmost trust that I have placed in you.

[QUOTE=EpicRandomnes;43281428]While this isn't exactly much of an insult (nor is it really intended to be) calling the brain fat is like calling a computer a pile of plastic and metal. Because that's what it is, in reality.[/QUOTE] oh shit what are you doing

Can somebody explain to me how are we going to use thermal expansion/contraction in a meaningful mechanical matter? You would need to repeatedly heat and cool the material to achieve the coveted movement and it also means that the temperature of the muscle will directly influence, impede, or even entirely disable function, which could easily be a problem since everything what performs work also produces heat on it's own so you will always need additional cooling. I just have a hard time imagining practical implementation .

[QUOTE=PolarEventide;43281396]This has nothing to do with respect. The brain is literally, biologically, anatomically a ball of fat. Get over it.[/QUOTE] One hella mysterious ball of fat, too.

[QUOTE=EpicRandomnes;43281428]While this isn't exactly much of an insult (nor is it really intended to be) calling the brain fat is like calling a computer a pile of plastic and metal. Because that's what it is, in reality.[/QUOTE] ...just wow. IIRC you're a young earth creationist.. So, why should we be taking biology lessons from you?

[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;43281914]Can somebody explain to me how are we going to use thermal expansion/contraction in a meaningful mechanical matter? You would need to repeatedly heat and cool the material to achieve the coveted movement and it also means that the temperature of the muscle will directly influence, impede, or even entirely disable function, which could easily be a problem since everything what performs work also produces heat on it's own so you will always need additional cooling. I just have a hard time imagining practical implementation .[/QUOTE] It's a micro muscle not even a few milimetres in seize. [editline]23rd December 2013[/editline] that's what she said

I want to replace one of my arms with this. Or both. And probably my legs. I'd enjoy being able to jump ontop of houses.

[QUOTE=EpicRandomnes;43280759]No, you won't, because you'll probably be knee-deep in debt. [/QUOTE] Pfff, just punch the debt collectors in the face with your new robot muscles! Problem solved.

So much stuff you can do with these muscles. Replacing your tongue (which is already the strongest muscle) and make it 1000 stronger. Get ready for some Power Licking!

EpicRandomnes you have to stop, your posting is literally erasing fun from the world. My copy of Metal Gear Rising just shrieked from my shelf and faded into nothingness. My Steam games library is rapidly deleting itself. Somewhere in the world a baby began to sob as it suddenly forgot how to ever be happy again.