[QUOTE=tisseman890;19539633]Sounds like a typical Friday night for most men here in Denmark. :v:[/QUOTE]
Just give the bitches one free drink, and they're all over you :haw:
Personal experience.
Did i forget to mention how skimpy they dress, even when it's minus 10 degrees celcius outside?
[QUOTE=Rundas;19539211]what kind of fucking moron has unprotected sex with a woman he barely knows[/QUOTE]
have you heard of prostitutes? brothels? ... rape?
What a fucking awesome country.
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;19539563]Dude, it's pretty damn simple. You ALWAYS carry a rubber in your wallet, specially when you're single... is that really so hard to remember??
EDIT: And you carry it around with you, like so...
[IMG]http://www.corbisimages.com/images/JC001840.jpg?size=67&uid=D254385E-C15D-42BF-9A89-7DF49593F833[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Excuse me sir but I have to say the national currency of Denmark is NOT condoms.
I know where I'm going for summer vacation.
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;19539563]Dude, it's pretty damn simple. You ALWAYS carry a rubber in your wallet, specially when you're single... is that really so hard to remember??
EDIT: And you carry it around with you, like so...
[IMG]http://www.corbisimages.com/images/JC001840.jpg?size=67&uid=D254385E-C15D-42BF-9A89-7DF49593F833[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Keeping them in your wallet puts holes in them.
[QUOTE=Rundas;19539211]what kind of fucking moron has unprotected sex with a woman he barely knows[/QUOTE]
Ummm if you're a tourist and you're leaving anyway why not? It's a dick move but is she ever going to find you? no.
[QUOTE=amos106;19545143]Excuse me sir but I have to say the national currency of Denmark is NOT condoms.[/QUOTE]
No, but a keg of beer gets you a old VW polo mk1.
So I guess I'm the only one who found that video extremely sad and heart touching, as always.
Shame on you Denmark, that wasn't funny or intriguing in the least.
Edit:
[QUOTE=Aman V;19546368]Ummm if you're a tourist and you're leaving anyway why not? It's a dick move but is she ever going to find you? no.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Confused111;19545540]I know where I'm going for summer vacation.[/QUOTE]
Shame on you, shame on you all.
I live there...and it's true :smug:
[QUOTE=TailsPrower;19547264]So I guess I'm the only one who found that video extremely sad and heart touching, as always.
Shame on you Denmark, that wasn't funny or intriguing in the least.[/QUOTE]
That's how we roll.
Deal w\ it :smug:
About the whole "most happy country in ze worldz".. I disagree. But for the turism, let's keep it that way :]
[QUOTE=mastersrp;19550020]About the whole "most happy country in ze worldz".. I disagree.[/QUOTE]
Alcohol makes me happy.
And we've got lots of alcohol.
Do the math :v:
Wow this is late
[QUOTE=Rundas;19539211]what kind of fucking moron has unprotected sex with a woman he barely knows[/QUOTE]
Take it you've either caught the dreaded ghey, or you've never been in an sexual encounter with a hot female who's down for sex right then and there.
But isn't the alcohol really expensive due to very high tax? (even higher than UK, right America, that means all Danes are communists hurr)
[QUOTE=lemongrapes;19550775]But isn't the alcohol really expensive due to very high tax? (even higher than UK, right America, that means all Danes are communists hurr)[/QUOTE]
Our booze is cheap as fuck.
Cars on the other hand, are fucking overpriced.
Now everyone is saving up for a flight.
[QUOTE=Van-man;19550838]Our booze is cheap as fuck.
Cars on the other hand, are fucking overpriced.[/QUOTE]
We got fuckloads of taxes on booze tho
Brb going denmark... Oh wait, I'm already there :downs:
And old video.
It brought up a lot of discussion after it was published.
[QUOTE=amos106;19545143]Excuse me sir but I have to say the national currency of Denmark is NOT condoms.[/QUOTE]
It is rape.
Whatever man doesn't keep a condom handy in his wallet is a fool!
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;19539498]+1. I'd never EVER in my wildest dreams have unprotected sex with a complete stranger[/QUOTE]
Until you get drunk and horny.
[QUOTE=Technopath;19570618]Until you get drunk and horny.[/QUOTE]
I'm safe then, zero sex drive and I hate the taste of alcohol.
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