• You all ready to die... again? California preacher predicts world about to end
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Seriously, how many times have they predicted a date and nothing happened?
wow nothing happened, there's a shocker :downs:
[img]http://images.wikia.com/athfwiki/images/f/f2/Drweird280.jpg[/img] [b]SHUT UP, I'M TRYING TO INVENT MY DOOMSDAY DEVICE![/b]
Well, nothing happened. What a surprise.
Has Harold Camping said anything about this yet?
Still waiting for my divine punishment here. Related: [img]http://i.imgur.com/uQxXN.jpg[/img]
Dear Mr. Camping, I am unsure if you have been told this, but your product does not work. You might want to try a new approach at this "rapture-predicting" thing. Cheers, Molly
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Forgot all about this, I guess I'm dead now right guys? How's being dead? [editline]21st October 2011[/editline] Lots of dead guys at Panara Bread today.
so this is what hell is like? pretty cool
I'm badly dead.
I am dead. [i]Very, very dead.[/i]
Next he'll be telling us the reason we're alive is because he prayed for us and God answered his prayers Someone tell this man to get fucked if he does
12 o clock on the dot EST. Whew... survived yet another apocolypse. I've been dodging this shit since y2k.
[QUOTE=Bledrix;32897964]Well at least we got 2012 to look forward too.[/QUOTE] No, they moved it up to 2015.
so this is what being dead feels like.
and nothing happened just another reason religion is fucking stupid
No one will know when the rapture comes, people but there's over 6 Billion of us and growing, so if each of us take a date... We can at least avoid it for 450 years
IIRC the way I remember him and his wacky group putting this was that the 'rapture' should have occurred May 21st and the end of the world proper on October 21st. When the May 21st one obviously didn't happen because it's batshit stupid, he revised it to say that both the rapture and the final end of the world would occur simultaneously on October 21st. All this really proves is the idiotic concept of the 'rapture' (with out getting into religion in general), what's more sad is how many people do believe in the evangelical rapture interpretation, even if they do not follow this particular nut.
What I don't get is that if he said the rapture was in May, why the hell is HE still here.
He needs to drop dead, and stop causing a commotion, because isn't this his third guess?
I'm surrounded by lava. Halp.
The problem with these time specific apocalyptic times is that they never specify the timezone...
Nonono guys yesterday was when god decided what day to start the rapture, the real date is February 21, 2012! Believe me guys!
Crap, I forgot the world ended. [B]EDIT:[/B] No really I was going to make jokes on IRC all day this sucks.
[QUOTE=Hubber the 1st;32898791]Well, nothing happened. Not a surprise.[/QUOTE] ftfy
Why is fox news on TV ? [b]OH GOD I MUST BE IN HELL![/b]
Let's troll familyradio to death!
If the rapture would really come, I would put my drumset on the back of a pickup truck with a marshall amplifier and play The Four Horsemen by metallica with a bro while my other brother would be driving the truck across the town
I burnt my thumb on an ovened spoon on the 21st. I guess that sorta counts as the Rapture?
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