You all ready to die... again? California preacher predicts world about to end
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I think I saw several zombies today while driving in a town near me..!
Nevermind, they were just ordinary people walking to work or school.
I spent the 21st at the top of the Burj Khalifa, shame nothing happened had the camera ready and everything.
I just played this on the 21st:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nIkA0HV9KI[/media]
Thread music:
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So, we're all alive. Nothing happened. Where's Harold Camping now??
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;32905060]Thread music:
So, we're all alive. Nothing happened. Where's Harold Camping now??[/QUOTE]
He'll probably hide for a couple of weeks, just like last time.
I didn't think of it at the time, but in Oslo yesterday they were advertising for a new zombie show on TV, and a bunch of people had dressed up as zombies and were walking around.
Wonder if anyone actually thought it was the rapture.
Well, I bought RAGE yesterday. Pretty uneventful.
Oh and all my Minecraft mods broke. That was kinda annoying, I guess.
Wasn't the best of Raptures, was it?
I spent yesterday at a high-school football game. My friend and I gathered up some third-graders and we told people about the dangers of drugs by yelling at them.
That's how I spent my rapture.
No idea if this is late
[quote] What really happened this past May 21st ? What really happened is that God accomplished exactly what He wanted to happen. That was to warn the whole world that on May 21 God’s salvation program would be finished on that day. For the next five months, except for the elect (the true believers), the whole world is under God’s final judgment. To accomplish this goal God withheld from the true believers the way in which two phrases were to be understood. Had He not done so, the world would never have been shaken in fear as it was.[/quote]
[url]http://www.familyradio.com/x/whathappened.html[/url]
"No, no, no, I meant NEXT October!"
That was the most boring apocalypse ever
This was dissapointing. The world barely ended at all.
[QUOTE=ica|kvantum;32906452]No idea if this is late
[url]http://www.familyradio.com/x/whathappened.html[/url][/QUOTE]
So, wait:
- He says that the Rapture - the final taking up of all believers to Heaven - would have happened yesterday
- It doesn't happen
- He says God had a schedule slip and he's not sure yet
He's had fucking [I][B]aeons[/B][/I] to choose. He really, really doesn't sound like he's worth worshipping if he's such a picky motherfucker.
[QUOTE=Cone;32907182]So, wait:
- He says that the Rapture - the final taking up of all believers to Heaven - would have happened yesterday
- It doesn't happen
[b]- He says God had a schedule slip and he's not sure yet[/b]
He's had fucking [I][B]aeons[/B][/I] to choose. He really, really doesn't sound like he's worth worshipping if he's such a picky motherfucker.[/QUOTE]
Where does he say that? FYI that page is about the May 21st rapture.
I don't know about you guys but I know Jesus reincarnated when I see him:
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Yesterday was my birthday haha
All right, it didn't happen!
Back to my plans to make money off the "end of the world in 2012". Ha! Suckers.
See?
Once again, we are all immortal to the powers of the Rapture.
"just kidding guys. i meant may 21, 2012."
4 years later...
"woops, i misread the signs. it's DEFINITELY going to be oct 21 of this year. prepare for the end of the world!"
he'd still have credibility with the religious nutjobs by then, too. pretty sad we humans are.
[editline]23rd October 2011[/editline]
is it just me or is anyone else worried that these christians hoping for the rapture and the end of the world are going to make it a self fulfilling prophecy? i don't want these dolts ruining the world for the rest of us.
[QUOTE=redback3;32904693]I just played this on the 21st:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nIkA0HV9KI[/media][/QUOTE]
I got the next third day. Fucking moon just doesn't wanna stay the sky, huh?
[QUOTE=deathstarboot;32933031]"just kidding guys. i meant may 21, 2012."
4 years later...
"woops, i misread the signs. it's DEFINITELY going to be oct 21 of this year. prepare for the end of the world!"
he'd still have credibility with the religious nutjobs by then, too. pretty sad we humans are.
[editline]23rd October 2011[/editline]
is it just me or is anyone else worried that these christians hoping for the rapture and the end of the world are going to make it a self fulfilling prophecy? i don't want these dolts ruining the world for the rest of us.[/QUOTE]
They aren't that crazy.
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