You all ready to die... again? California preacher predicts world about to end - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Chessnut;32789188]I knew my birthday would be special![/QUOTE] Well its my great-grandmothers 103th birthday Oct 21st

First of all he already predicted that.. You guys are messing everything up.. He said (way back when): May 21 will be Rapture day; those worthy of heaven get an early pass. Oct 21 will be end of the world/time; rest of us get to experience hell first hand.. Point is: May 21 2011 was rapture and Oct 21 was end of world.. This isn't new! He already told us that! Unless he's waiting for more people to go bankrupt advertising this bullshit.

[QUOTE=Quark:;32789174]God fears all men :v:[/QUOTE] What about all [i]women?[/i] [sp]Believe me, sometimes they can be fearful, too.[/sp]

[QUOTE=GeneralSergant;32789204]It's funny, these people claim to be devout Christians, yet it clearly states in the Bible that it's impossible for any human to correctly estimate the time of Armageddon. :v:[/QUOTE] so they are devout shit mouthers too

Heard about this a week ago on the radio, hilarious shit if you ask me.

I hate running Hell. Everybody's trying to get in the ninth circle with me so the flood of newbies don't cramp their style.

[QUOTE=Smug Bastard;32789119]Where's the big seven headed beast and impersonators of biblical prophets then?[/QUOTE] Well people say I look like Jesus so there's one half of the equation.

I hope it doesn't end next week. Then again, it wouldn't bother me too bad to die a virgin.

[QUOTE=barttool;32788876]The rapeture IS COMING! brace for anal impact[/QUOTE] fixed

[QUOTE=GeneralSergant;32789204]It's funny, these people claim to be devout Christians, yet it clearly states in the Bible that it's impossible for any human to correctly estimate the time of Armageddon. :v:[/QUOTE] And this is why I'm pissed off at most churches. I've only witnessed a few that put effort into THINKING.

life is time when everyone want to die

[QUOTE=zzaacckk;32788880]Hasn't he learned his lesson already?[/QUOTE] Worked well enough for him last time. Massive amounts of free publicity, and now that people have calmed down, he gets to do it all again.

[b]YES RAPTURE ME JESUS LET US BE ONE[/b]

I still haven't gotten over my death from last time!

But Batman comes out that day. :(

Time for him to have double down stroke.

Fling shit at a wall, eh?

May 21st 1988 Sept 6th 1994 Sept 27th 1994 Oct 2nd 1994 Dec 25th 1994 Mar 31st 1995 April 3rd 1996 May 3rd 1996 May 21st 2011 Those are all of Harold's predictions. Why are some people still scared over someone who hasn't been correct for 3 decades.

[QUOTE=barttool;32788876]The rapture IS COMING! brace for anal impact[/QUOTE] No no no, that's called the RUPTURE

[QUOTE=TheTalon;32790054]No no no, that's called the RUPTURE[/QUOTE] Sounds delightfully erotic. Tell me more.

valve time

steam better has a sale before this shit happens.

This bullshit again? Hasn't someone out there told Harold that nobody knows when the world will end? Oh well, if it REALLY happens...I just hope I get to play Half-Life 2: Episode 3 or Half-Life 3.

Don't worry guys if this fails we still got the end of next year.

[video=youtube;f9KlMWzKj4s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9KlMWzKj4s[/video] I wish this would actually happen

[QUOTE=GeneralSergant;32789204]It's funny, these people claim to be devout Christians, yet it clearly states in the Bible that it's impossible for any human to correctly estimate the time of Armageddon. :v:[/QUOTE] OR OR how at the end of Noah's Ark, God stated that he will never have contact with humans ever again.

Not before Skyrim please. I wonder how many more times in my life I will be told the world is going to end.

I for one hope they keep up these predictions. It's fun to wait and see if they get it right and then laugh at their expense with some buddies.

if there is a god i am pretty sure he doesn't give two fucks about us now

Come at me, God.