You all ready to die... again? California preacher predicts world about to end - Polidicks

I thought he had a stroke?

[QUOTE=Lambeth;32788915][IMG]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lljwxgqakZ1qhufygo1_500.png[/IMG] this was made the last time he predicted rapture but I think it still works[/QUOTE] unbaptized babies go to purgatory so it should have accelerated off in the direction of detroit

6 days huh, better finish those games I've got.

Well, grab your towels people [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vgR8gpSR-s[/media]

Could at-least let me have my birthday first.

You'd think that God would've struck this idiot with some lightning or meteors after manipulating his word like 10 times already.

Last time the world was supposed to end I went to Mac Donald's with my pals on the "last" hour :v:

Arkham City comes out on that day. Sucks.

i hope we all go crazy and die because of spirals

I worry when I hear every pregnant women in the world babies are still born.

The world will end when people stop talking about it.

THis. My mom says that "God said" that we aren't suppose to know when the world will end. 2012 2043 2069 3000 Take a pick.

The 90 year old man who cried Rapture. A cautionary tale

LOL [editline]15th October 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Sodisna;32794507]THis. My mom says that "God said" that we aren't suppose to know when the world will end. 2012 2043 2069 3000 Take a pick.[/QUOTE] Busted have been to the year 3000 so it's neither of them [IMG]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-colbert.gif[/IMG]

Now I fully understand why ep3 isent released. Gabe has been working with the devil so that when we get into hell, we can have a nice cold drink of lava and liquid fire, while sitting down on those nice new couches and computers I heard walmart ordered into hell, (The devil got a discount because he helps with pricing there) so we can have a nice relaxing game in hell. Expect it on your 5th day, shipping is a little costly. What im really waiting for is to have a poker game with the devil, we are betting our slaves.

How many times have we survived the end of the world already?

[QUOTE=gazzy_GUI;32795621]How many times have we survived the end of the world already?[/QUOTE] None.

[QUOTE=KingKombat;32791202]if there is a god i am pretty sure he doesn't give two fucks about us now[/QUOTE] Yeah, there's a whole universe out there filled with fucking planets and stars and other shit so I think God, if he exists, probably has a whole bunch of other much cooler shit he's doing and we're just kind of hanging around being assholes.

We're going to have to sacrifice another celebrity to body slam Jesus into submission.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;32795922]Yeah, there's a whole universe out there filled with fucking planets and stars and other shit so I think God, if he exists, probably has a whole bunch of other much cooler shit he's doing and we're just kind of hanging around being assholes.[/QUOTE] We're assuming that God looking after us would get in the way of him doing other things. If it's omnipotent then it can do whatever it wants. Supposing it exists.

I would like to see his math, and how he even came to this conclusion.

My body is ready. Bring it.

2011 is before 2012 so his prediction is false.

Ah not again, how many times will people listen to this bullshit.

Awesome, I get to wear my "So how's your End of The World going?" t shirt

[QUOTE=Man Without Hat;32793098]I'll laugh if he's the only one that dies.[/QUOTE] On average, approximately 70,000 people die every day. So no, he won't be the only one who dies. And it shows the level of humanity we have today when people laugh at other people dying.

maybe it'll be a personjal rapture, delivered by his personal jesus

[QUOTE=Deckard;32796646]On average, approximately 70,000 people die every day. So no, he won't be the only one who dies. And it shows the level of humanity we have today when people laugh at other people dying.[/QUOTE] Ever hear of a little something beginning with "J"? Please don't turn this into a death sentence thread. Please.

Do people serious listen to this guy?

[QUOTE=DesumThePanda;32797599]Do people serious listen to this guy?[/QUOTE] I don't think so.