You all ready to die... again? California preacher predicts world about to end
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My disbelief is just as high as it was when people debated about the mayan calender ending on 2012.
The world [b]will[/b] end someday, at least civilization will and it's more likely because we get a brainfart and blow it all up thinking it was some technological revolution.
Campings a poser, The Mayans got it first
[QUOTE=DiBBs27;32789078]My body is ready.
Cranium, augmented.
Typhoon system upgraded.
[B]I never asked for this.[/B]
(just trying to get in all of the deus ex memes before anyone else feels the obligations.)[/QUOTE]
A BOMB!
He needs to fuck off and die.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRRCjux1sbg[/media]
Somewhat related.
Why isn't it in that media bar anymore?
I can't believe people actually go out and listen to this guy.
[QUOTE=Dog;32800245]He needs to fuck off and die.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRRCjux1sbg[/media]
Somewhat related.
Why isn't it in that media bar anymore?[/QUOTE]This video is right, especially about the Mayans
I hope this sequel is better the original.
So long and thanks for all the fish.
[QUOTE=AWarGuy;32801397]I hope this sequel is better the original.[/QUOTE]
Don't you know the rule? The sequel is NEVER better than the original. No exceptions
Damnit, just before the release of Battlefield 3.
I fucking hate how batshit god people or christicunts or whatever preach god is all nice and happy and forgiving and then go all HES GONNA KILL YOU RIP OUT YOUR EYES, DESTROY THE PLANET AND RAPE YOUR FAMILIES, if you dont believe.
Cunts.
[QUOTE=orcywoo6;32803762]I fucking hate how batshit god people or christicunts or whatever preach god is all nice and happy and forgiving and then go all HES GONNA KILL YOU RIP OUT YOUR EYES, DESTROY THE PLANET AND RAPE YOUR FAMILIES, if you dont believe.
Cunts.[/QUOTE]
It's hilarious.
Damn, they are a day off the anniversary of the [url=en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Disappointment]Great Disapointment.[/url] It would of been very fitting.
[QUOTE=Mr. Agree;32794654]LOL
[editline]15th October 2011[/editline]
Busted have been to the year 3000 so it's neither of them [IMG]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-colbert.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Yes, but as I recall, we were all living underwater, so perhaps there's going to be a massive flood?
[QUOTE=Deiru;32804703]Yes, but as I recall, we were all living underwater, so perhaps there's going to be a massive flood?[/QUOTE]
Don't forget that our great great great granddaughters will be pretty fine
[QUOTE=orcywoo6;32803762]I fucking hate how batshit god people or christicunts or whatever preach god is all nice and happy and forgiving and then go all HES GONNA KILL YOU RIP OUT YOUR EYES, DESTROY THE PLANET AND RAPE YOUR FAMILIES, if you dont believe.
Cunts.[/QUOTE]
Wow, you're a fucking douche. Most Christians don't believe this shit. Stop generalizing all Chritians under what this wing nut preaches.
I hope you're just a troll.
[QUOTE=Wolfmatyr;32804331]Damn, they are a day off the anniversary of the [url=en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Disappointment]Great Disapointment.[/url] It would of been very fitting.[/QUOTE]
Nope it's perfect.
The joke is that a fuckload of people are going to give away all their shit only for the world not to end.
This will finally give real meaning to "Thank God it's Friday" :v:
Pfft, doesn't he know that the world already ended in 2000?
yeah mmkay
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Well looks like I don't need to study for my physics test the next day!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
[QUOTE=orcywoo6;32803762]I fucking hate how batshit god people or christicunts or whatever preach god is all nice and happy and forgiving and then go all HES GONNA KILL YOU RIP OUT YOUR EYES, DESTROY THE PLANET AND RAPE YOUR FAMILIES, if you dont believe.
Cunts.[/QUOTE]
This is why I'm a Lutheran, so I don't have to deal with all that shit. If you believed in God once, you're alright, and if you don't believe in God, well just start believing if you want to go to heaven. But according to Christians, if you question God once you're ass is grass.
I posted this on my Facebook
Comments :
"OH GOD I DON'T WANNA DIE A VIRGIN" - my 11 year old sister's friend (of whom is 11)
"For fuck sake [name] you're 11" - Her dad
"BUT DAD, I WANT TO HAVE KIDS AND HAVE A FMAILY - actual spelling"
But then I won't get to play Skyrim...
[QUOTE=DiBBs27;32789078]My body is ready.
Cranium, augmented.
Typhoon system upgraded.
[B]I never asked for this.[/B]
(just trying to get in all of the deus ex memes before anyone else feels the obligations.)[/QUOTE]
You forgot to augment your vision.Incase of a night-time operation.
Velocirapture, please.
[QUOTE=DiBBs27;32789078]My body is ready.
Cranium, augmented.
Typhoon system upgraded.
[B]I never asked for this.[/B]
(just trying to get in all of the deus ex memes before anyone else feels the obligations.)[/QUOTE]
What could possibly destroy us all? A bomb?
[QUOTE=Laferio;32800276]I can't believe people actually go out and listen to this guy.[/QUOTE]
You better should, hence some people listen to Justin Bieber.
But to be honest: if you just start counting all the times you should have died in the view of someone else, You'd just laugh about it. It's all about money - or maybe just insanity. Perhaps some people just want to see the world ending, so they start believing it.
[QUOTE=FreakySoup;32813995]What could possibly destroy us all? [B]A bomb?[/B][/QUOTE]
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