You all ready to die... again? California preacher predicts world about to end
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[QUOTE=brandonsh;32874654]OH, THEY'RE GOING TO HAFTA GLUE YOU BACK TOGETHER...[/QUOTE]Or maybe I have been saved and soon raptured.. TIE ME DOWN WITH ROCKS
Good run, guys. See you in Heaven. Hope the next assholes who spring up in this galaxy do better than us.
What timezone does God use, though?
Oh Harold, you silly old coot.
I think he forgot this: However, no one knows the day or hour when these things will happen, not even the angels in heaven or the Son himself. Only the Father knows. -Matthew 24:36
Shit that's on my birthday.
[editline]20th October 2011[/editline]
Shit I wont feel the pleasure of buying my own alcohol.
[QUOTE=faze;32874941]Oh Harold, you silly old coot.
I think he forgot this: However, no one knows the day or hour when these things will happen, not even the angels in heaven or the Son himself. Only the Father knows. -Matthew 24:36[/QUOTE]
This means harold is a heretic and should be burned at the stake
[QUOTE=TAU!;32824710]Nah, as long as Skyrim is coming out and Episode 3 hasn't even been talked about yet, the Armageddon won't get here for a looong time.[/QUOTE]
So after Skyrim comes out Gabe Newell will be the only man keeping humanity alive.
[QUOTE=Dr.C;32875078]This means harold is a heretic and should be burned at the stake[/QUOTE]He's already guilty of blasphemy for playing God (playing God in the way of trying to predict the end of the world)
[QUOTE=Hidole555;32875111]So after Skyrim comes out Gabe Newell will be the only man keeping humanity alive.[/QUOTE]
Fuck.
:suicide:
i dont believe it i think its him trying to jusify that he wants to die soon but he puts it on us quite selfish and evil if you ask me.
[QUOTE=jeremykylerules;32875511]i dont believe it i think its him trying to jusify that he wants to die soon but he puts it on us quite selfish and evil if you ask me.[/QUOTE]He needs to just kill himself then. Lazy bastard.
He's a senile old freaking 90 year old.
Who the hell would listen to a 90 year old and take the shit he says serious.
He probably needs to wear adult diapers FFS.
[QUOTE=DiBBs27;32875643]He's a senile old freaking 90 year old.
Who the hell would listen to a 90 year old and take the shit he says serious.
He probably needs to wear adult diapers FFS.[/QUOTE]People are throwing their life savings at this man. He obviously has some pull in society.
[QUOTE=faze;32875653]People are throwing their life savings at this man. He obviously has some pull in society.[/QUOTE]
Don't drink the coolaid!!!
[QUOTE=DiBBs27;32875725]Don't drink the coolaid!!![/QUOTE]Lol I'm not, see my above post regarding Matthew 24:36.
My friend's response to tomorrow being the end of the world: "Sweet! Tomorrow is my last day off work. I think I'm going to spend it smoking weed and playing games."
[QUOTE=faze;32875729]Lol I'm not, see my above post regarding Matthew 24:36.[/QUOTE]
Right. He claims to be christian yet he has obviously never read the bible. In fact his "predictions" are blasphemous to the bible and as a christian i find it quite insulting that he babbles on about this.
Also if i recall doesn't the bible say something about not bearing false prophet?
lol This guy is going to hell. On the other hand, judge not lest ye be judged.
[QUOTE=DiBBs27;32875847]Right. He claims to be christian yet he has obviously never read the bible. In fact his "predictions" are blasphemous to the bible and as a christian i find it quite insulting that he babbles on about this.
Also if i recall doesn't the bible say something about not bearing false prophet?
lol This guy is going to hell. On the other hand, judge not lest ye be judged.[/QUOTE]Yep, again referring to what I already said. :)
He's going to do it like last time Get everyone to give him his money,the day comes nothing happens and he does a runner.
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
I forget, is the apocalypse time zone based? It's already the 21st here.
[QUOTE=lunarwalrus;32878052]I forget, is the apocalypse time zone based? It's already the 21st here.[/QUOTE]
I know right? I'm not sure which timezone the old man is basing his prophecy on.
he could have been more specific. Like: " The apocalypse will commence at 2:23 PM in the afternoon in GMT+5 time zone."
It's like freaking game releases. Doesn't he know it's all time zone relative?
Foolish man.
I can't wait till tomorrow, im so excited. This will be good :D
Harold Camping: "THE WORLD IS ENDING! TOMORROW!"
Christians: "lol noob, you got the date wrong."
I love irony. :v
Well today was a good day.
My body is ready.
[editline]20th October 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Snipehamster;32879611]Harold Camping: "THE WORLD IS ENDING! TOMORROW!"
Christians: "lol noob, you got the date wrong."
I love irony. :v[/QUOTE]
Everybody else: "Pfft. Yeah right."
It's 21th October here and nothing. Let's see what will be his 10th excuse.
This guy really didn't take timezones into account did he...
shove your fucking predictions up your ass buddy
The end is nigh....For him
5 minutes past 12 midnight and i'm still around...
Have to say, the weather we had here today would not be out of place in an apocalypse. Raining like crazy.
The fire alarm at my paddling club went off it was so humid.
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