Juggalos Now Classified as Gang by FBI - Polidicks

[QUOTE=yawmwen;33104700] -Members view themselves as a gang, and they are recognized by others as a gang. -The group has some permanence and a degree of organization. -The group is involved in an elevated level of criminal activity. [url]http://www.nationalgangcenter.gov/About/FAQ[/url][/QUOTE] These three are why I do not see Juggalos as a gang. They don't call themselves a gang, there is no organization or "rankings", and the group is never involved in criminal activity (I'll admit, I can't say the same for some individuals).

For a second, I thought the title said "Gigolo's Now Classified as Gang by FBI"

[QUOTE=soccerskyman;33111341]These three are why I do not see Juggalos as a gang. They don't call themselves a gang, there is no organization or "rankings", and the group is never involved in criminal activity (I'll admit, I can't say the same for some individuals).[/QUOTE] There [i]are[/i] juggalo gangs. In fact this is exactly what the FBI says: "many Juggalos subsets exhibit gang-like behavior and engage in criminal activity and violence"

To quote my tumblr blog: ON ON3 S1D3, 1NS4N3 CLOWN3 POSS3 1S B31NG PUT 4S 4 G4NG. ON TH3 OTH3R, 4LL JUG4LLOS 4R3, WH1CH 1S B4D N3WS FOR G4MZ33.

[QUOTE=yawmwen;33111517]There [I]are[/I] juggalo gangs. In fact this is exactly what the FBI says: "many Juggalos subsets exhibit gang-like behavior and engage in criminal activity and violence"[/QUOTE] I meant Juggalos as a whole. [QUOTE=Irockz;33111518]To quote my tumblr blog: ON ON3 S1D3, 1NS4N3 CLOWN3 POSS3 1S B31NG PUT 4S 4 G4NG. ON TH3 OTH3R, 4LL JUG4LLOS 4R3, WH1CH 1S B4D N3WS FOR G4MZ33.[/QUOTE] Translation? Too painful to read.

[QUOTE=Dr.C;33095393]It is time to commit juggacide[/QUOTE] If you are doing this, go for the JUGGular.

[QUOTE=soccerskyman;33112946]I meant Juggalos as a whole. [QUOTE=Irockz;33111518]To quote my tumblr blog: On one side, insane clowne posse is being put as a gang. On the other, all jugallos are, which is bad news for [URL="http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Gamzee_Makara"]gamzee[/URL].[/QUOTE] Translation? Too painful to read.[/QUOTE] Fixed.

[QUOTE=TheDestroyerOfall;33098133] In my area, Juggalos are into drug trade, along other subjects. Such as murders and stabbings as well. It's a gang.[/QUOTE] The way you wrote this just makes me bust out laughing every time I read it over. [editline]3rd November 2011[/editline] Juggalos are just white trash that get beat up by 'real thugs'. Sure they smoke and fight, but they're still at the bottom of the food chain.

[QUOTE=Mister_Jack;33114332]The way you wrote this just makes me bust out laughing every time I read it over.[/QUOTE] It's like an eHarmony dating profile. "Yea, I'm into long walks on the beach. I also love puppies, kittens, and murder."

soccerskyman. You're like the only person defending them and nobody cares about them. Just drop it.

I'm afraid of clowns and all, but these guys don't scare me. they just look silly.

[QUOTE=1nfiniteseed;33100036]Yeah, well when you're surrounded by guys like these: [IMG]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/d/d1/Fageminators..jpg[/IMG] Your first impulse is to get yourself as far from them as possible.[/QUOTE] The guy on the bottom, only juggalo ever that is scary, mainly because of that fucking smile.

It's because of these people that I can never find any good porn of girls dressed up as clowns :(

[QUOTE=Mister_Jack;33114332]The way you wrote this just makes me bust out laughing every time I read it over. [editline]3rd November 2011[/editline] Juggalos are just white trash that get beat up by 'real thugs'. Sure they smoke and fight, but they're still at the bottom of the food chain.[/QUOTE] Here, They don't have rivals. It's a suburban community, some 100 miles away from LA. Not a lot of rivals, so they pretty much get locked down by police most the time, The only resistance was from people at the highschool forming separate gangs. [editline]4th November 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Crimor;33116210]The guy on the bottom, only juggalo ever that is scary, mainly because of that fucking smile.[/QUOTE] I met one juggalo who could pick me up with one arm. He was about 2x the size of me. I'm serious about all this stuff. [editline]4th November 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Simski;33116227]It's because of these people that I can never find any good porn of girls dressed up as clowns :([/QUOTE] Most the "juggalettes' Are always down to fuck, One problem though, Most have some form of STD, Are fat, If they make out with you it's like they're trying to eat you. I think i met maybe one juggalette who was skinny, And it just so happened to be my ex, Cept she was only skinny cause of the meth. When she knocked off it, It took two months to go to 110lbs to 190. [editline]4th November 2011[/editline] Also a note, juggalos tend to be the worst drivers on the road, Going 120mph frequently, and trying to hit people on bikes/animals on the road. Last note, They also tend to be fucked in the head, From drugs or Traumatic childhood experiences. They are a lot more dangerous than they appear most the time carrying a pistol or even other weapons. I once saw a fatass juggalo hide an AK-47 in his pants. [editline]4th November 2011[/editline] A couple fights i got into with them the only way they'd stop fucking around with you, is if you beat the shit out of them. I dropped from 190 pounds to 150. Muscle mostly now. They'd pull out some weapon if they were losing bad enough, and sometimes they'd be on PCP or meth. scary shit.

I happened to get into a "fight" with juggalos once. They were all fat, very uncoordinated and stumbling over their elephant pants and chains. Really, their attempted assault (I really must emphasize the "attempted" part) ended in me just sort of... moving away and laughing. I ran a bit, watch them stumble after me, and then ran the other way. Since I'm not encumbered by the dumbest clothing known to man, it wasn't hard to sprint twenty feet and then watch them fail slowly towards me. I'm serious, they were literally tripping over their own PANTS, not even something that gives a legitimate cause to trip. After about a half an hour of this, I berated them, called them names and mostly stumbled about laughing my ass off. Though it was getting kind of late so I had to eventually go to my truck and leave, I think one of them might have had a heart attack later that night. He was kind of fat and wheezing a lot. :( After that incident I really would not be threatened if juggalos decided to form some worldwide organization or something. It seems like a prerequisite for those "down with the clown" is being fat, retarded and physically incapable of anything meaningful.

[QUOTE=Jack_Thompson;33100225]When you see a guy convulsing on the ground from an overdose your first impulse should be to rush over to check on him and call an ambulance, regardless of how much paint they have on their face.[/QUOTE] Yeah, that's easy to say from behind a computer monitor, but when you're in a relatively crime ridden part of town surrounded by thugs, these thoughts don't generally occur to you. Besides, there was a cop in the area. I guessed he called for EMT or something at one point, but he mostly seemed preoccupied making sure a fight didn't break out.

The town I live in is like one of the Juggalo capitals I swear. There are many of them around here, most of Native American descent. If you are in tight with them or on good terms they are actually a fun and caring bunch of people. Although not really exactly "orderly" they tend to be rowdy and practically stealing and doing drugs is a must. Not one Juggalo hasn't committed any form of crime at least once around here. I mean, I'd call it a gang I guess. I listen to ICP from time to time, okay music. Their fanbase is just kinda too rowdy to the extent they don't even go by ICP's beliefs. Just check out the Tila Tequila story that happened at The Gathering.

[QUOTE=1nfiniteseed;33100036]Yeah, well when you're surrounded by guys like these: [IMG]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/d/d1/Fageminators..jpg[/IMG] Your first impulse is to get yourself as far from them as possible.[/QUOTE] You tools get that black and white face paint off this instant. That's for KISS and black metal bands only.