Biden Swims Naked, Upsetting Female Secret Service Agents

[.𓃉𓁿𓂎𓁿𓃉.]

[QUOTE=Itszutak;45567006]This really sounds like the work of [URL=http://www.theonion.com/channels/joseph-biden/]"Diamond" Joe Biden[/URL][/QUOTE]

diamond joe biden are actually the only truthful articles put out by the onion

[Sentomi]

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[Leestons]

[QUOTE='[Seed Eater];45568504']He would sometimes need to go to the bathroom in the middle of a discussion and would just get up and head into the loo, expecting the other not to break and keep talking, following him into the actual stall on occasions, where he would have no problem dropping his pants and taking a shit while continuing the conversation.
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"Next on the agenda" *plunk*

[Snoberry]

These Secret Service agents need to grow up.

Their job is to shadow and protect crucial white-house staff in every facet of their lives.

That's going to include seeing a few willys and bums.

Get over it and do your job.

[Kindashort]

Well as long as they get hazard pay and counseling for having to see wrinkled cock they'll be fine.

[voltlight]

Sluts just want his cock, but they're too tsundere to tell him

[Rossy167]

[QUOTE=Dr.C;45567354]Old man cock is a regular sight in the locker rooms[/QUOTE]

Jesus the memory of walking out the showers in a swimming pool changing room and seeing the behind of an old man tugging one off just flashed back to me. Thanks :suicide:

[Mebit]

[QUOTE=hippowombat;45567184]Perfect picture choice. Goddamn 5/5[sp]cm[/sp][/QUOTE]

5/5?

So 1 CM when you convert the fraction? Ouch.

[BanMan123]

[QUOTE=Itszutak;45567006]This really sounds like the work of [URL=http://www.theonion.com/channels/joseph-biden/]"Diamond" Joe Biden[/URL][/QUOTE]

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[Kube]

[QUOTE=MR-X;45567104]Well, in a way it could be sexual harassment. These people are law enforcement/federal agents. Just because they take that role does not mean they should be subjected to this nor does it make it acceptable.

You would think biden would have some respect for the people protecting his life and just put some trunks on.[/QUOTE]

it's his fucking house and his fucking pool, if he wants to swim naked then he can.

would you be saying the same shit if it was male secret service agents and say, hilary clinton?

[CabooseRvB]

President Van Buren skinny-dipped too. It's nice for Biden to revive this lost tradition

[St. Burke]

[QUOTE=FlashMarsh;45567028]
well, except the trips to delaware. I didn't even know that was a state[/QUOTE]

ill have you know delaware was the first state
though im not sure what theyve been up to for the past 230 years

[NoPartyHats]

what if he becomes the president

i would be so happy

[Shinycow]

How much do you want to bet if some Republican President / Vice President did this, that you lot would be all over him/her?

[gk99]

[img]http://puu.sh/aBEaT/7c010706cb.png[/img]

pfft my sides oh jeez I can't breath

[Mingebox]

[QUOTE=LtKyle2;45571959]it's his fucking house and his fucking pool, if he wants to swim naked then he can.

would you be saying the same shit if it was male secret service agents and say, hilary clinton?[/QUOTE]

In that situation, the male secret service agents would probably have to be euthanized.

[Fetret]

[QUOTE=Shinycow;45572286]How much do you want to bet if some Republican President / Vice President did this, that you lot would be all over him/her?[/QUOTE]

What? Are you actually serious? Do you actually believe if Dick Cheney was skinny dipping in his own house democrats would be taking up arms?

[Badunkadunk]

These comments lmao, I should be able to do anything fuck everybody else. What little bubble do you all live in, that mentality is so ignorant...

[Mort Stroodle]

[QUOTE=Badunkadunk;45572412]These comments lmao, I should be able to do anything fuck everybody else. What little bubble do you all live in, that mentality is so ignorant...[/QUOTE]

He's in his own house. People are allowed to be naked in their own houses. You are, in fact, allowed to be naked in your own house. Go ahead, it's fun.

[gary spivey]

[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;45571966]President Van Buren skinny-dipped too. It's nice for Biden to revive this lost tradition[/QUOTE]

Washington, Jefferson and Madison grew weed, now there's a tradition that should be revived

[BusterBluth]

[QUOTE=LtKyle2;45571959]it's his fucking house and his fucking pool, if he wants to swim naked then he can.

would you be saying the same shit if it was male secret service agents and say, hilary clinton?[/QUOTE]

It's just really uncouth. Regardless if it is his house, he still has a bunch of people who's job is to protect him, if necessary with their lives. He could show a bit of respect and not swim about naked in front of them.

And yes, I would hope she would have sense enough to cover up.

[editline]2nd August 2014[/editline]

[QUOTE=Mort Stroodle;45573207]He's in his own house. People are allowed to be naked in their own houses. You are, in fact, allowed to be naked in your own house. Go ahead, it's fun.[/QUOTE]

Invite a bunch of people over and just take your clothes off, its your house.

[editline]2nd August 2014[/editline]

[QUOTE=Telepethi;45569879]These Secret Service agents need to grow up.

Their job is to shadow and protect crucial white-house staff in every facet of their lives.

That's going to include seeing a few willys and bums.

Get over it and do your job.[/QUOTE]

It just about respect and manners brah

[CommunistCookie]

[QUOTE=BusterBluth;45573358]It's just really uncouth. Regardless if it is his house, he still has a bunch of people who's job is to protect him, if necessary with their lives. He could show a bit of respect and not swim about naked in front of them.

And yes, I would hope she would have sense enough to cover up.

[editline]2nd August 2014[/editline]

Invite a bunch of people over and just take your clothes off, its your house.

[editline]2nd August 2014[/editline]

It just about respect and manners brah[/QUOTE]

I'm assuming that they're watching him swim because it's mandated. It's not like he's ordering them there to look at his junk.

[xqzyk]

"hey bby, how would you like to be on my staff"

[BusterBluth]

[QUOTE=CommunistCookie;45574022]I'm assuming that they're watching him swim because it's mandated. It's not like he's ordering them there to look at his junk.[/QUOTE]

I'm not really sure how that effects anything in my post.

[NoPartyHats]

[QUOTE=BusterBluth;45574048]I'm not really sure how that effects anything in my post.[/QUOTE]

the job has always entailed seeing the president naked

go into retail if you don't wanna see that shit, not secret service

[BusterBluth]

[QUOTE=No Party Hats;45574818]the job has always entailed seeing the president naked

go into retail if you don't wanna see that shit, not secret service[/QUOTE]

All I said was that Biden could have a little bit of manners and not go swimming nude. No one is even really complaing to anyone. Some just said it was offensive.

[MR-X]

[QUOTE=LtKyle2;45571959]it's his fucking house and his fucking pool, if he wants to swim naked then he can.

would you be saying the same shit if it was male secret service agents and say, hilary clinton?[/QUOTE]

Yes. I know I wouldn't want to see someone's nasty cunt. People are quick to rate dumb instead of thinking. But it is expected because this forum is likely filled with individuals who never held a job.

People need to look at it like this. These agents are under direct control of the said person. They have no power over the situation. That being said these people know that and do whatever they want because they know there isn't shit the agents can do. Now I bet your ass shit like this wouldn't happen if people where actually held accountable for their actions.

I was just speaking in general, maybe I would have the common sense to respect others and not do that if a complaint was made.maybe just ask the agents to stand outside while he is swimming. But who the fuck wants to be subjected to seeing their boss nude. Would you be cool if I invited you to my house and then once you got there I stripped buttass naked? You would prolly leave right? Well great, but these agents can't.

I was just making a comment/observation, not sating he is a piece of shit or bad guy.

[DeEz]

he's a monster

[BusterBluth]

[QUOTE=DeEz;45575770]he's a monster[/QUOTE]

suggested no one in this thread or in the article

[xqzyk]

[QUOTE=DeEz;45575770]he's a monster[/QUOTE]

actually he's more like

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