Feds Spent $800,000 of Economic Stimulus on African Genital-Washing Program

[Perfumly]

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;24833378]+1. Apparently, it is... we must be geniuses or something, we know how to keep our dicks in pristine condition!

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Let's all wash our dicks together

[faze]

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[Murky42]

What confuses me is their reasoning behind this, the article says they're first going to test how good they can make african men wash their genitals, and only afterwards begin studies to see if it's beneficial?
Seems like their doing it in the wrong order to me.

[Itsjustguy]

[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;24831162]Buncha NIMHrods[/QUOTE]

Oh god, that avatar sooo sooo soo fits that quote.

[Omali]

I took African genital washing in college, didn't realize I could take the course for free.

[Novangel]

[QUOTE=Perfumly;24839660]Let's all wash our dicks together[/QUOTE]

Stop splashing-
Wait.

[Pretiacruento]

[QUOTE=Agent_Wesker;24833415]Africans don't have showers.[/QUOTE]

Wait, WHAT?

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You don't need to wait until you take a shower to wash your dick, you nasty fucker!! :barf:

[QUOTE=Perfumly;24839660]Let's all wash our dicks together[/QUOTE]

And let's share tips and tricks in the meantime

"I like your technique, Perfumly :v:"

[editline]12:15PM[/editline]

"Hey, no more than 2 strokes!"

[Mbbird]

[QUOTE=Agent_Wesker;24833415]
That's a good idea, so good in fact that I just emailed it to Obama.[/QUOTE]

3 days from now the SWAT will be at your door telling you you're banned from America.

[Pretiacruento]

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[Chilean]

I would wash them for free

with my tongue

[jeimizu]

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;24853562]Somehow related: [URL="http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Smell_Yo_Dick"]Click[/URL][/QUOTE]

I'm not clicking any links in a thread about african genital washing.

[Note]

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;24830984]What's next, mandatory penis inspection at school?[/QUOTE]

All right, when i get a son, he can orgasm early :smug: