this just in: bacon recalled for because traces of poisonous explosive material have been found
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wait lolwat, they put flak jackets on stoned pigs!!!??? THATS AWESOME
[QUOTE=gerbils_alt_2;19826524]wait till peta hears about this
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I don't see how that's spam
Anyway, at least they did it humanely with the anesthesia
[QUOTE=ManningQB18;19831297]I don't see how that's spam[/QUOTE]
That's why I'm a moderator and you're not
Ungh ungh
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[QUOTE=TH89;19831541]That's why I'm a moderator and you're not
Ungh ungh[/QUOTE]
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i thought they were going to be feeding pigs explosives and sending them into crowded areas. not a bad idea -- reminded me of medieval days when they would send flaming pigs over castle walls using catapults and the pigs would run around and light everything on fire.
this one time my friend keith went camping and he got bombed by the military. i guess he didnt read the sign and they were testing bombs on pigs that day. not just regular bombs though, like biological nerve gas bombs, shrapnel bombs, these bombs that explode into like a hundred smaller bombs
[QUOTE=TheOnlyHunter;19831987]this one time my friend keith went camping and he got bombed by the military. i guess he didnt read the sign and they were testing bombs on pigs that day. not just regular bombs though, like biological nerve gas bombs, shrapnel bombs, these bombs that explode into like a hundred smaller bombs[/QUOTE]
where the fuck was your friend camping
Smells like bacon.
i dont know but it wasnt like a forest or nuthin it was like this big desert area and it was all flat and i didnt understand that because you see deserts in the news and they have all these big canyons and stuff but then there was a big flash of light and then keith says he didn't know what happened. but he always glowed for like a year after that. first it was funny, then it was sad, then it was funny again.
apparently i'm not getting some sort of reference here
[QUOTE=Waals Vander;19832023]where the fuck was your friend camping[/QUOTE]
hes just posting in threads saying "this one time my friend keith..."
dont feed the troll
I wish they had computer models that they could use instead.
[QUOTE=Jessesmith1;19832159]hes just posting in threads saying "this one time my friend keith..."
dont feed the troll[/QUOTE]
oh
hey rather have a pig than a human
I lol'd hard
I wonder if eating a blown up pig is kosher.
They should use repeat violent offenders instead. The US has the most inmates in the world so we could supply the people.
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[QUOTE=Mr. poopypants;19834371]hey rather have a pig than a human[/QUOTE]
This. However "inhumane" this test might be. Better a pig than me or any other human.
And the PETA haven't flipped their shit yet?
I would love a video of exploding pigs.
[QUOTE=JDK721;19835055]They should use repeat violent offenders instead. The US has the most inmates in the world so we could supply the people.[/QUOTE]
no we should use fucked up internet people who post really fucked up shit
:frogsiren:
[QUOTE=thisispain;19835141]no we should use fucked up internet people who post really fucked up shit
:frogsiren:[/QUOTE]
That means you then too.
:froggonk:
PETA will start to make this an [i]explosive[/i] argument. I sure don't want to get in the [i]crossfire[/i].
[QUOTE=SilentBobis;19835324]I sure don't want to get in the [i]crossfire[/i].[/QUOTE]
???
[QUOTE=hogstr;19826264]Live pigs are being blown up as part of a series of government terrorism experiments at Porton Down, the government's [B]secret military research laboratory. [/B]
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It isn't a very good secret if we all know about it
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