• Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg upgrades relationship status
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Maybe I'm stupid, but why would there be a stock market flotation by him getting married?
[QUOTE=Aerkhan;36026869]Priscilla [b]Chan[/b]. Chan. desudesudesu[/QUOTE] Yeah, too bad she isn't Japanese idiot. She's Chinese, where AFAIK Chan is a common last name.
You'd think being so successful, you wouldn't marry the first random chick to give you head in a restroom.
[QUOTE=mr apple;36029460]You'd think being so successful, you wouldn't marry the first random chick to give you head in a restroom.[/QUOTE]It was a damn good head
[QUOTE=usaokay;36025995]Take it from an Asian, most Asian chicks are into brains than money.[/QUOTE] What if she used her superior math skills to make a time machine and find out that Mark would be a rich guy nowadays? :tinfoil:
[QUOTE=download;36026147]This isn't news[/QUOTE] THIS ISNT NEWS HUEHUEHUE. Seriously no one gives a fuck.
You're all mixing up the crazy asian bitch (the one Eduardo was dating) from the movie with this girl. This girl never appeared in the movie.
[QUOTE=download;36026147]This isn't news[/QUOTE] Actually it is news
why do care
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pretty solid cover-up for a reptillian trying to fit in with the rest of us
[QUOTE=dass;36029671]What if she used her superior math skills to make a time machine and find out that Mark would be a rich guy nowadays? :tinfoil:[/QUOTE] What if, now she's married to him, she secretly used some of his money to fund a project to create a time machine, and sent a message back to her past self, informing herself that Mark Zuckerberg was gonna be rich in the future? :tinfoil: But seriously, congrats Zuckerberg :v:
[QUOTE=evlbzltyr;36034736]What if, now she's married to him, she secretly used some of his money to fund a project to create a time machine, and sent a message back to her past self, informing herself that Mark Zuckerberg was gonna be rich in the future?[/QUOTE] What if she secretly funded a project to create a time machine to send a message back to her past self to make a time machine?
Hey, that's the asshole who blocked my posting for 3 days!
He's smart to wait till after he takes Facebook public to get married. This way all that money is his before marriage and he won't have to split it with her when they divorce. She'll still score of course, she just won't get half of EVERYTHING. Also, The Social Network was a good movie but it's not a documentary. He had this same girlfriend during that entire time, but in the movie he has a white gf in the beginning then they break up.
The start of the Argonian race.
[QUOTE=cecilbdemodded;36036751]He's smart to wait till after he takes Facebook public to get married. This way all that money is his before marriage and he won't have to split it with her when they divorce. She'll still score of course, she just won't get half of EVERYTHING. Also, The Social Network was a good movie but it's not a documentary. He had this same girlfriend during that entire time, but in the movie he has a white gf in the beginning then they break up.[/QUOTE] One thing accurate about the social network is Mark Zuckerberg is a scumbag.
[QUOTE=Governor Goblin;36038377]One thing accurate about the social network is Mark Zuckerberg is a scumbag.[/QUOTE] + clothes
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