Swine Flu Gives Its Survivors Supercharged Immunity - Polidicks

Phhsh my immune system is already supercharged.. I haven't been sick in about 7 years.

[QUOTE=johan_sm;27363078]The same way you get immune to anything else. Like immune to getting laid...[/QUOTE] Go on Facepunch? Sweet, no more flu for me!

H1N1 was actually an alien disease, they're strengthening us because soon we will all be enslaved and forced to fight in their massive intergalactic armies

[QUOTE=Zeke129;27455235]H1N1 was actually an alien disease, they're strengthening us because soon we will all be enslaved and forced to fight in their massive intergalactic armies[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://pic.phyrefile.com/i/ic/icebone/2009/08/08/mother-of-god-super-troopers.jpg[/IMG]

I didn't get swine flu. Now I'm gonna get really sick. :ohdear:

I got it the first time round, apparently I nearly died. I don't remember too well because I was pumped with that anti-sickness drug so I was high as fuck.

The fuck? I had Swine Flu and I still got the Flu Dec. 21st - 23rd :saddowns:

hah, i got called a dumbass when i said this would happen

I got Swine Flu, but I spent the week I was sick just watching episodes of Psych.

Come to think of it, this would explain why I didn't get ill lately when everyone else was all flu'd up. I'd feel like I was coming down with it for about an hour, then I'd be fine again. I should something weird was going on, considering I was always the first to get ill

It's still not worth going through the effects of swine flu.

[QUOTE=Thomo;27457601]I had it through christmas 2009. god it was horrible. Basically bed ridden for those days.[/QUOTE] I got Swine Flu via my ingrowing toenail. Painful and horrible [b]at the same time[/b]. That was October 2009. Skipped the entire fucking month of school which dragged my attendance down toooo oh I don't know...sixty? From 95%. I was so close to being on "red alert" or whatever (it's so if a student has missed X amount of days you go amber then red which you can possibly get arrested for without good reason). Idiots didn't believe us at first.

I thought if you got swine flu again it was even worse though?

I've only puked twice in my life. When I had swine flu, and the time I took the shut-up juice challenge.

brb licking doorhandles and people's hands [editline]16th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=l33tkill;27459917]I've only puked twice in my life. When I had swine flu, and the time I took the shut-up juice challenge.[/QUOTE] if you get out of your basement, you'll be ill a lot more often

[QUOTE=BrQ;27459977]brb licking doorhandles and people's hands [editline]16th January 2011[/editline] if you get out of your basement, you'll be ill a lot more often[/QUOTE] You're funny

I wonder if I had the Swine Flu, if so, sweet, now I get a more powerful immune system.

I'm immunised against Swine Flu - does this mean I have supercharged immunity?

Immune, bitches :smug:

I had a mild form in 2009, explains why I haven't been ill since I guess.

No more flu for me. :sax:

[QUOTE=Black-Ice;27459274]I was so close to being on "red alert" or whatever (it's so if a student has missed X amount of days you go amber then red which [b][highlight]you can possibly get arrested[/b][/highlight] for without good reason). [/QUOTE] What lol

time to get swine flu

I got what I think was swine flu, but to be honest I'm not sure. I had never gotten flu before, ever, in my life, but I caught one at the height of the scare. I was pretty weak, cough, sneezing, and a very high fever. I didn't have any of the "unique" characteristics of swine flu though. It didn't have a particularly quick onset, and I didn't vomit or anything. But I had never gotten it before in my life and I was pretty bad so I'll just pretend I have a super immune system.

[QUOTE=bravehat;27371292]Never been sick once, Nah fucking bullshit unless you're 1 year old.[/QUOTE] I haven't been sick in 5 years :buddy: [editline]17th January 2011[/editline] Wait fuck I had a respiratory infection a couple of months ago.

[QUOTE=Black-Ice;27457201]The fuck? I had Swine Flu and I still got the Flu Dec. 21st - 23rd :saddowns:[/QUOTE] It's Santa's way of going "Fuck you" when you've been naughty.

So my immune system is like the hulk now? Badass.

Isn't this what usually happens when you get sick with something fucked up and live?

Hmm virus that could kill me or give me über-immunity? Challenge accepted

So when the zombie apocalypse comes, i'll be ready.