• Stabbing burglars 'will be legal'
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[QUOTE=Goodthief;30781244]I remember a burglar sued because he fell on some knives when robbing a house.[/QUOTE] I think the best one was the guy who snuck into the garage (with intent to burgle) as the home-owners were leaving to go on a 2-week vacation, the door shut, but all the doors were locked so he was stuck in there for 2 weeks living off of dried dog food. When they came back and opened the door he escaped and proceeded to sue them for imprisoning him against his will. He won. :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Zero-Point;30810624]I think the best one was the guy who snuck into the garage (with intent to burgle) as the home-owners were leaving to go on a 2-week vacation, the door shut, but all the doors were locked so he was stuck in there for 2 weeks living off of dried dog food. When they came back and opened the door he escaped and proceeded to sue them for imprisoning him against his will. He won. :saddowns:[/QUOTE] I remember a story of one guy who kept getting his vacation cottage robbed because the police weren't doing their job. He somehow passed an electric current through his aluminum siding. The cop got electrocuted, and the guy got fined for it. The cop never said why he was at the guy's house.
[QUOTE=Zero-Point;30810624]I think the best one was the guy who snuck into the garage (with intent to burgle) as the home-owners were leaving to go on a 2-week vacation, the door shut, but all the doors were locked so he was stuck in there for 2 weeks living off of dried dog food. When they came back and opened the door he escaped and proceeded to sue them for imprisoning him against his will. He won. :saddowns:[/QUOTE] Jesus christ where the hell was this?
[QUOTE=AugustBurnsRed;30810476]Pizza gets to your house faster than police. By the time the police show up your shit is long gone.[/QUOTE] I'm not sure where you've ordered pizza from, but every time I've ordered some it took them around 30 minutes, and the pizza place is literally within three or four miles from my house stop making bullshit claims. unless your pizza deliverer can fucking teleport to your house after preparing the pizza, they're not getting there faster than the police [editline]30th June 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Zero-Point;30810624]I think the best one was the guy who snuck into the garage (with intent to burgle) as the home-owners were leaving to go on a 2-week vacation, the door shut, but all the doors were locked so he was stuck in there for 2 weeks living off of dried dog food. When they came back and opened the door he escaped and proceeded to sue them for imprisoning him against his will. He won. :saddowns:[/QUOTE] source?
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