• PETA Asks Turkey, Texas, to Change Name to 'Tofurkey'
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Tofu doesn't help me go to sleep like turkey does.
[QUOTE=dogmachines;33327600]Doesn't PETA get money from the Federal Government? If only I got paid by the government to sit around, come up with dumb video game parodies, and insist on name changes for things that sound like meat. And kill over 90% of animals that I come into contact with.[/QUOTE] Wasn't PETA on the FBI's criminal gang list? I don't think they can be considered criminals [I]and[/I] get funding :v:
I'll celebrate the day PETA dies out.
They should've said yes then when the PETA members arrived have them be involved in an "accident"
[QUOTE=PX1K;33327747]I've never understood why fish, a meat, isn't considered a meat to these people or a lot of vegans? If it's because of "Oh the sea is huge so fish are expandable so you may eat them" then that makes them just as bad as any meat eater who eats from animals bred for it in huge quantities! In the minds of these stupid people anyway.[/QUOTE] Because they're stupid. If it bleeds blood and moves with muscle, its meat. That's the end of it. [editline]18th November 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=dogmachines;33327600]Doesn't PETA get money from the Federal Government? If only I got paid by the government to sit around, come up with dumb video game parodies, and insist on name changes for things that sound like meat. And kill over 90% of animals that I come into contact with.[/QUOTE] They're called "domestic interest terrorists" actually.
Holy shit. Really? My exact face: [img]http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/are-you-serious-rage-face.jpg[/img]
100% vegan is a nearly impossible lifestyle [t]http://i40.tinypic.com/30k3uye.jpg[/t] And of course the famous infographic [t]http://www.onlineschools.org/blog/peta/peta.jpg[/t] And a new one because I post the above one too much [t]http://www.petinsurancecomparison.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/peta_infographic_final.png[/t]
We need to rename musical bass to something else because it's hurting bass even though it has nothing to do with the fish. PETA's logic.
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;33328284]Wasn't PETA on the FBI's criminal gang list? I don't think they can be considered criminals [I]and[/I] get funding :v:[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure that at one point they got some funding from the Government. I remember a petition to get it to stop, but this was years ago so things probably changed.
Chnge name to: PETAareterrorists.
PETA's just doing it for the attention. I swear, it's just a organization for attention whores, disguised as a [I]pro animal welfare[/I] group
So, when will they start selling collars for people so animals can make us their pets?
PETA needs to be disbanded for trying to defame Turkey Speaking of which, why is the nation near the middle east called Turkey when there is actually no native Turkey living over there
Turkey (country) in Finnish is called Turkki. And Turkki = Fur How would the fucking gay-ass PETA react to that.
I will smash my fucking face into my fucking wall if PETA does anything remotely like this ever again. [editline]18th November 2011[/editline] Fuck it, Il do it anyway.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;33320418]Tofu is pretty great if you know how to cook with it properly[/QUOTE] just remember, it absorbs the favour of what you cook it with
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[QUOTE=SigmaLambda;33325733]why are you people getting so caremad about what is probably the most innocent thing they've ever done[/QUOTE] I'm not mad. I think it's funny. [QUOTE=Tomthetechy;33333602]I will smash my fucking face into my fucking wall if PETA does anything remotely like this ever again. [editline]18th November 2011[/editline] Fuck it, Il do it anyway.[/QUOTE] You know they will. [QUOTE=PX1K;33327747]I've never understood why fish, a meat, isn't considered a meat to these people or a lot of vegans? If it's because of "Oh the sea is huge so fish are expandable so you may eat them" then that makes them just as bad as any meat eater who eats from animals bred for it in huge quantities! In the minds of these stupid people anyway.[/QUOTE] Reminds me of when PETA tried to rename fish to 'sea kittens' a few years back in the hopes of making fishermen feel bad for killing something so cute.
Don't they usually name towns after things as a way to honor them? They didn't name the city Colombus, Ohio because people ate Chris Colombus. I think PETA should be happy that they chose to name the town after such a noble bird.
Sure, it's a ridiculous idea, but honestly, I think Tofurkey would be an awesome name for a town. If my towns name was Tofurkey, I would tell people where I'm from at every possible opportunity.
Don't pay attention to peta please, that's all they want.
[QUOTE=AceOfDivine;33320341]A vegan banquet? I'd rather burn in hell than visit that. Turkey is good, tofu is not. Deal with it.[/QUOTE] Some tofurkey is actually pretty good. But whatever, I fucking hate PETA. This is why when I tell people I'm a vegetarian they react with judgement. I hope you guys know that most vegetarians aren't huge faggots.
I can't even begin to pronounce Tofurkey. But anyways, how do such idiots continue to exist in our world today? HOW?
[QUOTE=PX1K;33327747]I've never understood why fish, a meat, isn't considered a meat to these people or a lot of vegans? If it's because of "Oh the sea is huge so fish are expandable so you may eat them" then that makes them just as bad as any meat eater who eats from animals bred for it in huge quantities! In the minds of these stupid people anyway.[/QUOTE] I've never heard a vegan say it was ok to eat fish.
[QUOTE=OvB;33337380]I've never heard a vegan say it was ok to eat fish.[/QUOTE] A lot of "vegetarians" eat fish, though. Only fish isn't vegetarian since yeah, it is meat. That's actually called pescetarianism if you only eat seafood but no other kind of meat.
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;33328284]Wasn't PETA on the FBI's criminal gang list? I don't think they can be considered criminals [I]and[/I] get funding :v:[/QUOTE] You're thinking of ELF
[QUOTE=Shoupie;33337435]A lot of "vegetarians" eat fish, though. Only fish isn't vegetarian since yeah, it is meat. That's actually called pescetarianism if you only eat seafood but no other kind of meat.[/QUOTE] No matter what they call themselves they're not a vegetarian if they eat fish. In fact, because most fish are not farmed, they're doing more harm by eating fish rather than a farmed raised animal. Not to mention to conditions of both farm raised fish and caught fish are a lot less humane than farm raised animals. AKA idiots that eat up PETAs bullshit and don't have a clue why they're a vegetarian. Personally I don't eat seafood because I don't like the taste much and I understand the repercussions of over fishing. However, I love steak and pretty much all farm raised meat. If the animal is sustainable and killed humanely then there shouldn't be a problem. Hell, even Paul Watson, the president/owner of Sea Shepherd say's he's a vegan out of necessity, not animal rights. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3pz2nyM9wk[/media] [editline]18th November 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Zeke129;33337478]You're thinking of ELF[/QUOTE] ALF.
If I wasn't well aware of this group's lack of actual influence, I would be more angry. I wonder if they are against seafood. I love seafood.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;33337478]You're thinking of ELF[/QUOTE] I thought PETA was too, maybe I'm wrong. [editline]19th November 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=OvB;33337529]ALF.[/QUOTE] ELF = Earth Liberation Front They're both extremist groups with similar goals and PETA has associated with both before.
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;33339627]I thought PETA was too, maybe I'm wrong. [editline]19th November 2011[/editline] ALF, ELF, what's the difference. ELF = Earth Liberation Front They're both extremist groups with similar goals and PETA has associated with both before.[/QUOTE]
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