That's what you get for living in a big city.
Gangs.
Wow there's a lot of FPers who live in Colorado. Especially since we're not even that large of a state.
Why is the Moderator not banning the gold member who is telling jokes about that kid?
Why the "distasteful bans"? I've seen more appalling jokes in other news threads, like the one about the little kid who got a bullet through his skull in church from new years' celebrations, which was absolutely full of puns and no bans. Does the fact that it is related to a facepuncher figure in?
I would move to another school or something, that would scare the shit out of me.
[QUOTE=Doug52392;20258022]...fatally stabbed to death during a "fight club" event not even a week later, which is pretty much an all-out streetfight.[/QUOTE]
Fight clubs are supposed to have proper rules.
[QUOTE=ShnitzelKiller;20299131]Why the "distasteful bans"? I've seen more appalling jokes in other news threads, like the one about the little kid who got a bullet through his skull in church from new years' celebrations, which was absolutely full of puns and no bans. Does the fact that it is related to a facepuncher figure in?[/QUOTE]
Because its facepunch? the bans are random as hell, everyone knows that!
Yes, but you're not supposed to ban people for puns.
Woman was burned to death by her boyfriend: "I guess they had a flaming relationship!"
Dog was tossed off bridge: "The moon is UP, not down!"
It's not your fault, the mods are just a little :downs: today.
[QUOTE=TheOnlyHunter;20406633]Yes, but you're not supposed to ban people for puns.
Woman was burned to death by her boyfriend: "I guess they had a flaming relationship!"
Dog was tossed off bridge: "The moon is UP, not down!"
It's not your fault, the mods are just a little :downs: today.[/QUOTE]
That was a week ago, pal.
whatever
[QUOTE=Evil Policeman;20282293]Nothing is sacred.
There was a kid I knew that got run over but survived only to have the driver dump his body somewhere. He still hasn't been found.[/QUOTE]
Wait, how would you know that? Did he confess to it, and why would he leave the kid to die if it was an accident?
he sure had me [i]beat[/i]
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oh no he actually got beaton 2 death that slraelly sad :(
This sucks, but this is probably gang related. People dont just get singled out and killed for no reason (other than if a serial killer did it), but they wouldnt do it in the street with a car and a bat.
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[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;20406714]That was a week ago, pal.[/QUOTE]
:iceburn:
It probably was a gang related thing. Look how the sister talks in the quote.
Facepunch should have an automatic fist that flies out of the screen and punches users that attempt to make puns for sensitive news articles.
[QUOTE=the_shape;20272298]I like how everybody rages because of puns in this thread, yet I've seen far worse articles that were chock full of puns with no objections and tons of funny ratings.[/QUOTE]
That's because most news stories have some bizarre or strange element, this just just a sad story. If he had been run over by a clown car, then it would be funny.
My god that is horrible.
You know, I was nearly thrown off the 2nd floor by some idiot.
So glad I reported it to the police.
I will catch the killer and i will [I]beat [/I]him to death...
Reminds me of a story in Denmark, where a 16 year old immigrant noy was hit in the back head with an aluminium bat of sorts, resulting in his ending up brain dead. People who knew him said he was one of the nicest persons to live.
This, however, is just as horrible.
Atleast you didn't know him that well, Losing a friend is a big blow.
I guess the killer was really [I]driven[/I]
[QUOTE=GoldenBullet;20258011]I don't see how a pun about some kid dying like this could even be appropriate man.
Have some dignity.[/QUOTE]
It is Face[i]pun[/i]ch though :downs:
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[QUOTE=Freakie;20429319]Reminds me of a story in Denmark, where a 16 year old immigrant noy was hit in the back head with an aluminium bat of sorts, resulting in his ending up brain dead. People who knew him said he was one of the nicest persons to live.
This, however, is just as horrible.[/QUOTE]
So many fellow danes on facepunch :S
That must have been a pretty big blow to his family. I'm sure they are driven by sadness and anger to find the killer. And the sister sounds pretty beat-up over it too.
Fuck you. I'm making puns IF I GODDAMN FEEL LIKE IT.
Can we [b]run over this[/b] one more time?
Why is everyone so shocked and upset by this. Something like this has probably happened many times before.
Just sickening, I really would like to know the true details about why he was exactly killed. It had to be something he did to this "gang" and man so many distasteful puns, thank you mods. People dying is really nothing to laugh about.
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