Just got mine back, they said I sucked at video games and that i was a "total fucking nerd" pretty fucked up if you ask me :/
[QUOTE=halflambada;41239727]Just got mine back, they said I sucked at video games and that i was a "total fucking nerd" pretty fucked up if you ask me :/[/QUOTE]
Subject misses headshot while playing [REDACTED], what a noob
Can you do this as a minor? I don't feel like waiting a year.
Damn, I wish I was a citizen so I could read my file
I did this back in high school and all they sent me was a letter saying they didn't have anything on file for me. I was disappointed.
06/13/13: Subject was observed arriving home, reading a small child a bedtime story, and subsequently getting drunk, berating a hat rack, and crying self to sleep in bathtub while clutching Reba McIntyre CD.
I have a specialized box that we got when we had our first internet but i dont know how its called and all papers sticked to it are off, but it records our statics till today. Around after year when we got our first internet, my parents found programs like dc++ and all malwares to download games, movies, music etc.
The box shows my lifetime its around 7 TB+ including everything.
To be more accurate its 7.86 TB Downloaded and 2.44 TB Uploaded.
I'm scared more than everyone else, if u of what would happen if i would of get catched with this. Probably around my lifetime payment or more... iM SCARED..
[QUOTE=showtek;41240427]I have a specialized box that we got when we had our first internet but i dont know how its called and all papers sticked to it are off, but it records our statics till today. Around after year when we got our first internet, my parents found programs like dc++ and all malwares to download games, movies, music etc.
The box shows my lifetime its around 7 TB+ including everything.
To be more accurate its 7.86 TB Downloaded and 2.44 TB Uploaded.
I'm scared more than everyone else, if u of what would happen if i would of get catched with this. Probably around my lifetime payment or more... iM SCARED..[/QUOTE]
congratulations
I'm afraid to know what they have on me.
[QUOTE=showtek;41240427]I have a specialized box that we got when we had our first internet but i dont know how its called and all papers sticked to it are off, but it records our statics till today. Around after year when we got our first internet, my parents found programs like dc++ and all malwares to download games, movies, music etc.
The box shows my lifetime its around 7 TB+ including everything.
To be more accurate its 7.86 TB Downloaded and 2.44 TB Uploaded.
I'm scared more than everyone else, if u of what would happen if i would of get catched with this. Probably around my lifetime payment or more... iM SCARED..[/QUOTE]
If I am interpreting this thing right, you have a computer with 7.86 TB of illegally downloaded files from when your parents first got the internet? And some shit about statistics and such and such.
I think?
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;41240585]If I am interpreting this thing right, you have a computer with 7.86 TB of illegally downloaded files from when your parents first got the internet? And some shit about statistics and such and such.
I think?[/QUOTE]
Wrong. The box counts it from all computers and other devices that use my internet and wireless from the day we had our first internet till today. Its actualy very old box. Probably 10+ years.
You know, i didnt have only one computer/laptop.
SUBJECT views lots of fetish porn websites
I hope I never meet anyone from the CIA or NSA
My dad is a pilot and my uncle lived in Cairo for many years. They probably have something on me.
Probably absolutely nothing besides basic information that they are allowed to have anyway.
[QUOTE=showtek;41240750]Wrong. The box counts it from all computers and other devices that use my internet and wireless from the day we had our first internet till today. Its actualy very old box. Probably 10+ years.
You know, i didnt have only one computer/laptop.[/QUOTE]
Ah, okay, I understand now. I know that you had more than one device, it just looked like you were describing a seedbox and giving some ratios.
In reality, it gathers statistics of internet usage, correct?
Does it keep records of sites visited and things downloaded and the like, or [I]just[/I] records overall usage?
Hey if anyone here actually gets one back with compromising shit on it they should post it up, eh?
[QUOTE=scout1;41240878]Hey if anyone here actually gets one back with compromising shit on it they should post it up, eh?[/QUOTE]
will do
I wrote in a essay for a state test that i was gonna kill everybody, they probably got something on me
I'm almost afraid of seeing what they have on me..
[QUOTE=OgKitty;41241061]I wrote in a essay for a state test that i was gonna kill everybody, they probably got something on me[/QUOTE]
I also write that I want to murder everyone on my mental evaluation forms. Which institution are you in?
I sent for mine a while back, as it turns out they have every single post I've ever made on Facepunch, including all of my alts, and all of the deleted posts from the archive days.
My file is several thousand pages.
The worst part is, I have no fucking idea why. It didn't say why either, just investigation ongoing.
[QUOTE=don818;41241137]I sent for mine a while back, as it turns out they have every single post I've ever made on Facepunch, including all of my alts, and all of the deleted posts from the archive days.
My file is several thousand pages.
The worst part is, I have no fucking idea why. It didn't say why either, just investigation ongoing.[/QUOTE]
Are you related to anyone objectively suspicious?
[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;41241161]Are you related to anyone objectively suspicious?[/QUOTE]
My dad and his brother work in the federal government.
[QUOTE=don818;41241137]I sent for mine a while back, as it turns out they have every single post I've ever made on Facepunch, including all of my alts, and all of the deleted posts from the archive days.
My file is several thousand pages.
The worst part is, I have no fucking idea why. It didn't say why either, just investigation ongoing.[/QUOTE]
Move to fucking Ecuador right now
[editline]29th June 2013[/editline]
Too bad I can't see if they have any files on me, I'm genuinely interested.
[QUOTE=deltasquid;41241191]Move to fucking Ecuador right now
[editline]29th June 2013[/editline]
Too bad I can't see if they have any files on me, I'm genuinely interested.[/QUOTE]
It also said I was barred from international transport. I can't go on planes, I was gonna take a trip to France after making a shit load from bitcoins, but nop.
[QUOTE=don818;41241220]It also said I was barred from international transport. I can't go on planes, I was gonna take a trip to France after making a shit load from bitcoins, but nop.[/QUOTE]
Uh what did you do?
[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;41241248]Uh what did you do?[/QUOTE]
Nothing I'm aware of, apparently I'm a serious threat though. The most lethal thing I have is my DSLR.
[QUOTE=don818;41241220]It also said I was barred from international transport. I can't go on planes, I was gonna take a trip to France after making a shit load from bitcoins, but nop.[/QUOTE]
Why would your FBI file say you were barred from international transport? Go get on a plane and see what happens
[QUOTE=don818;41241259]Nothing I'm aware of, apparently I'm a serious threat though. The most lethal thing I have is my DSLR.[/QUOTE]
Literally you must have done something, they don't do anything as serious as barring international transport without a real reason, and posting on FP and having relatives in the government aren't any sort of reasons. Do you happen to run any...questionable websites?
[QUOTE=scout1;41241294]Why would your FBI file say you were barred from international transport? Go get on a plane and see what happens[/QUOTE]
I didn't just do the FBI, I did a bunch of other ones, collectively the whole file was about 2000+ pages.
[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;41241315]Literally you must have done something, they don't do anything as serious as barring international transport without a real reason, and posting on FP and having relatives in the government aren't any sort of reasons. Do you happen to run any...questionable websites?[/QUOTE]
I did do that whole deep web thing a while back, and I used to go on reddit.
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