[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;52009272]"The government including Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is running a secret underground child sex ring located in a random pizza store in D.C. in the pizza store's basement that doesn't exist, and also they leave clues out for people like the riddler or a scooby doo villain" is not what I call "down to earth"
that is fucking batshit bonkers conspiracy theory[/QUOTE]
While that's true, if we boil off all the harebrained Alex Joneism fat and take the statement "Certain members of a political party may be involved in a child sex ring" it takes on a much more sinister and believable tone. I'd like to think that's what Naught was driving at.
Still, I haven't seen anything beyond genuine Reynold's Wrap brand tinfoil hatting to support it, so.
[QUOTE=AnnieOakley;52009120]Where do I buy a size L with a v-neck?[/QUOTE]
v-necks? you make me sick.
what the fuck is even going on in america anymore
[QUOTE=dustyjo;52009305]what the fuck is even going on in america anymore[/QUOTE]
The internet, and the absolute fucking batshits that would be forced to talk to themselves in their apartment otherwise finding connections with other batshits
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;52009272]"The government including Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is running a secret underground child sex ring located in a random pizza store in D.C. in the pizza store's basement that doesn't exist, and also they leave clues out for people like the riddler or a scooby doo villain" is not what I call "down to earth"
that is fucking batshit bonkers conspiracy theory[/QUOTE]
wasnt there that whole bit about bill clinton on the lolita express that was never really investigated, even though it was reported on tons of official news stations?
[QUOTE=zizzleplix;52008852]They also claim that those involved use a secret code using pizza toppings to communicate and hide their activities.[/QUOTE]
That's disingenuous. They were making direct references to "cheese pizza", a term for illegal pornography that even 4chan has been using since 2006. A term that even the FBI uses.
[QUOTE=Sonador;52009279]While that's true, if we boil off all the harebrained Alex Joneism fat and take the statement "Certain members of a political party may be involved in a child sex ring" it takes on a much more sinister and believable tone. I'd like to think that's what Naught was driving at.
Still, I haven't seen anything beyond genuine Reynold's Wrap brand tinfoil hatting to support it, so.[/QUOTE]
yes, this. I don't believe it myself and I don't really think theres some crazy underground sex ring, but I also don't believe that things like this should just be swept under the rug, considering the crazy amounts of shit the government and the elite HAS done in the past. Who knows, maybe they put this shit out in public because they know they can get away with it, and are getting away with it. You can never know with things like this, and when you have things like 'the drug wars was made to keep black people in check and target them' and 'this president was under control of an actual possibly worldwide cult' you think thats crazy shit as well, until you realize its real.
[QUOTE=AnonymaPizza;52009318]That's disingenuous. They were making direct references to "cheese pizza", a term for illegal pornography that even 4chan has been using since 2006. A term that even the FBI uses.[/QUOTE]
i wonder if there might be any other reasons to use the term "cheese pizza" at a pizzeria
???
[QUOTE=AnonymaPizza;52009318]That's disingenuous. They were making direct references to "cheese pizza", a term for illegal pornography that even 4chan has been using since 2006. A term that even the FBI uses.[/QUOTE]
This is without a doubt the most hilariously stupid thing I've read in a good while.
[QUOTE=code_gs;52008755]I still blame Alex Jones for spearheading the spread of this fake story. He seems to attract nuts in every wake[/QUOTE]
Alex Jones issued a [url=https://www.infowars.com/a-note-to-our-listening-viewing-and-reading-audiences-concerning-pizzagate-coverage/]apology.[/url] :v:
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w4odNQJFAk[/media]
[QUOTE=AnonymaPizza;52009318]That's disingenuous. They were making direct references to "cheese pizza", a term for illegal pornography that even 4chan has been using since 2006. A term that even the FBI uses.[/QUOTE]
yeah and you know what I heard some people at my local laundromat talking about "laundering", I think they might be trying to hide money from the feds
[QUOTE=AnnieOakley;52009120]Where do I buy a size L with a v-neck?[/QUOTE]
[URL="https://www.redbubble.com/people/oreophan/works/15404071-pizza-slut?p=t-shirt&style=vneck&body_color=white&size=large&print_location=front"]i got you[/URL]
i wish the vneck was deeper. the deeper the vneck the more it looks like a cheese pizza
[QUOTE=AnonymaPizza;52009318]That's disingenuous. They were making direct references to "cheese pizza", a term for illegal pornography that even 4chan has been using since 2006. A term that even the FBI uses.[/QUOTE]
There's not a single reference to "cheese pizza" on [URL=https://our.wikileaks.org/Pizzagate]this list[/URL], I think you're making that up. But yes, that one is the only term that ever actually meant anything, every other "code word" was bullshit.
i only order cheese pizza[sp] unless its dominos or toppers. then its bacon pizza.[/sp]
does that mean im a pedo :tinfoil:
[QUOTE=MisterMooth;52009420]This is without a doubt the most hilariously stupid thing I've read in a good while.[/QUOTE]
You should read the posts on /r/conspiracy at the height of the entire pizzagate fiasco.
People literally thought that the Podesta brothers traveled to Portugal to personally kidnap a young girl, bring her back to the US, and then rape her in the nonexistent basement of a pizza place. Why? The pizza place had a spiral in the logo and the place across the street had a heart inside of a heart (another pedophile symbol!!!). Oh, and Hillary was involved, too - Podesta's brother forwarded him an email about "spirit cooking," so gotta throw some 1980's satanism scare on top of the pizza basement child rape. Hillary went to these spirit cooking events, so clearly she's taken part in demonic incantations that involved [I]cannibalistic satanist child rape orgies.[/I] You heard it on /r/conspiracy - Hillary and the Podestas personally kidnapped, raped, murdered, and ate young children to call on Satan. But you can't win with Satan, God won in the end, that's why we have a monumentally greedy narcissistic abusive sex-addict as our president. In his gold-plated marble tower.
Pizzagate is undeniably the most fucking stupid shit I've [I]ever[/I] seen. Real excellent example of how incredibly faulty our pattern-recognition skills are, and how bad confirmation bias is, and how groupthink can really influence behavior and cause a man to [I]shoot a fucking rifle into a pizza place because it had a triangular spiral in the logo.[/I]
[QUOTE=Snapster;52009520]Alex Jones issued a [url=https://www.infowars.com/a-note-to-our-listening-viewing-and-reading-audiences-concerning-pizzagate-coverage/]apology.[/url] :v:
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w4odNQJFAk[/media][/QUOTE]
That was really surreal.
[QUOTE=Snapster;52009520]Alex Jones issued a [url=https://www.infowars.com/a-note-to-our-listening-viewing-and-reading-audiences-concerning-pizzagate-coverage/]apology.[/url] :v:
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w4odNQJFAk[/media][/QUOTE]
Funny enought there is evidence of a different conspiracy something the FBI is investigating now.
That Both Infowars and Breitbart may have links to Kremlin Disinfo channels, If that's true both WILL be Shut Down, and the Alt-right put on a put on a watchlist (If not already on one).
[QUOTE=AnonymaPizza;52009318]That's disingenuous. They were making direct references to "cheese pizza", a term for illegal pornography that even 4chan has been using since 2006. A term that even the FBI uses.[/QUOTE]
You're making connections to things that don't exist. You want them investigated with no suspicion.
Conspiracy theories are just great stories because there's no direct evidence to support them
[QUOTE=zizzleplix;52008852]Pizzagate is a conspiracy theory that alleges that some Democratic officials like Hillary Clinton and John Podesta are involved in a secret pedophilic sex trafficking ring that also sacrifices children in satanic rituals and that a local pizzeria around Washington DC called "Comet" is the center of it all. They also claim that those involved use a secret code using pizza toppings to communicate and hide their activities.[/QUOTE]
what th fuck
America is a magical place jfc.
[QUOTE=OmniConsUme;52010788]Funny enought there is evidence of a different conspiracy something the FBI is investigating now.
That Both Infowars and Breitbart may have links to Kremlin Disinfo channels, If that's true both WILL be Shut Down, and the Alt-right put on a put on a watchlist (If not already on one).[/QUOTE]
there's multiple conspiracies being proposed. alex jones was on joe rogan's podcast and explained this pizzagate thing and had a slightly different narrative where he was chasing down a real ring of actual pedophiles, some of whom have actually been arrested now, and the pizzagate thing got thrown up as a "false flag" in order to take the internet's attention away from the thing he was talking about. and I don't know if that podcast was recorded before or after that apology. but either way his narrative is that he didn't push pizzagate, the internet did, and that pizzagate is a distraction from the real "globalist elite-run inter-dimensional vampire" child molester ring (according to alex)
this is all so silly. when he started talking about inter dimensional vampires I was like wat
[QUOTE=Waffle Lord;52009053]I thought pizzagate was just another dumb prank made by a bunch of dudes on 4chan? What the hell is going on?
I swear to fucking god I remember seeing a thread where people were planning this shit out and posting reactions when it was spread.[/QUOTE]
/pol/ also started as a satire board before eventually becoming serious, now it's a hotbed of all sorts of fascists and genocide advocates.
[QUOTE=bitches;52008838]the belief that the DNC was ritually sacrificing kids in a child pornography ring, using a particular pizza restaurant as a base of operation[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=zizzleplix;52008852]Pizzagate is a conspiracy theory that alleges that some Democratic officials like Hillary Clinton and John Podesta are involved in a secret pedophilic sex trafficking ring that also sacrifices children in satanic rituals and that a local pizzeria around Washington DC called "Comet" is the center of it all. They also claim that those involved use a secret code using pizza toppings to communicate and hide their activities.[/QUOTE]
I thought ya' were just shitposting at first, but holy shit this is actually something some one made up and people are believing it. :v:
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