You've got to have some big stones to rob a store with just a rock.
Well it could have been worse. It could have been a Boulder
What, did the guy at the desk have scissors?
Rock Roll'd
That employee should have been a little bolder.
Wow that rocks.
If the employee had some paper on him the robber wouldn't have gotten away.
That's just stone cold.
We should probably end this now.
That shopkeeper was about to get stoned.
[QUOTE=hogstr;19429377]This never would have happened if people were allowed to carry concealed paper.[/QUOTE]
I laughed, hard.
Honestly, if I were working at a store, and someone came in and tried to rob me [I]with their fists[/I] I would let them have the money. It's not my money, why the hell do I care.
I bet he was stoned
I bet he said "Lets rock" before entering the store.
Several unfunny puns later............. I have come to say that the man was using primitive tactics to be successful in robbing a fucking shoe store.
[QUOTE=hogstr;19429377]
This never would have happened if people were allowed to carry concealed paper.[/QUOTE]
:cawg:
Hahahaha, oh wow.
Greatest post all week.
These puns are a [i]cut[/i] above the rest.
Oh shit, wrong object.
"A pebble without a cause!"
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This guy is gonna' get charged with gravel misconduct.
See, those kids on that island knew where it was at, future of modern warfare is in the earth.
Sounds like a rocky situation
[QUOTE=slbobo;19429515]he was obviously motivated by rock and roll[/QUOTE]
He was between between a:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZGgIWWesd4[/media]
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[QUOTE=danor313;19459347]See, those kids on that island knew where it was at, future of modern warfare is in the earth.[/QUOTE]
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
-Albert Einstein
How hard would it have been for the shopkeeper to simply shoe away the thief?
[QUOTE=EcksDee;19429439]He must have nerves of steel.
Wait wrong material.[/QUOTE]
He must have nerves...
Of...
Rock.
He's got balls of stone
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