Muslim cleric: If women touch bananas they might get ideas - Polidicks

[QUOTE=The golden;33642585]Nah, you have to understand how the Muslim religion works. Everything that the man does wrong is the woman's fault. If HE commits adultery against his wife, the female will get punished because she used her "influence" to persuade him. The Muslim religion treats women like complete garbage. Worse than garbage, in fact. This is why women get PUNISHED for being raped. [editline]9th December 2011[/editline] I don't see how it's racism. It's a corrupt and horrible organization that brings torture/suffering and death to many innocents.[/QUOTE] That's radical islam, not mainstream. Don't confuse the two.

[QUOTE=gazzy_GUI;33642691]Ban all phallic looking objects.[/QUOTE] Better ban pencils [editline]11th December 2011[/editline] And pens [editline]11th December 2011[/editline] And plungers [editline]11th December 2011[/editline] And fingers. If you look hard enough, they greatly resemble a penis.

Oh well, more for the amazing athiest

When I get a banana in my hand, it becomes a handgun in my mind, and I pretend to shoot people. They are indeed a very dangerous fruit.

[quote] a third party, preferably a male related to them such as their father or [B]husband[/B] should cut the items into small pieces and serve" it to them.[/quote] Y'know, because having your sexual partner do something for you will take away all the sexual meaning from it.

Well maybe these women should stop being stupid fucking sluts and abusing their abilities to keep vegetables and other phallic shaped objects in their households. [url]http://www.xtube.com/amateur_channels/play.php?preview_id=vYGhw65g___&type=preview[/url]

[QUOTE=Conspiracy;33665746]Reminder: Anyone can be a "Muslim cleric", the fact that this guy is on he news only means that the rest of the Muslim world also found this ridiculous. Doesn't reflect the faith at all. [editline]11th December 2011[/editline] That's not how the Muslim religion works, you twit. That's how radical and extremist Muslim thinking works. Actual Islam pretty much glorifies women.[/QUOTE] Hell plenty of Muslims use nicer terms to describe the Christian messiah than Christians do

Muslim clerics are really childish.

we had a muslim wedding at my work once, all the woman sat in one room and all the men in the other.

Truly sexist and offensive to humanity. There really needs to be an uprising of intelligant muslims over this non-educative crap.

This is why religion should have no say in politics, religious people can be absolute fucking morons.

What if a man touches a banana?

Muslims ban bananas in their countries. lol, banbananas.

[QUOTE=Chris220;33642557]What's next, banning guys from touching ring doughnuts because they "resemble the female vagina"? :|[/QUOTE] More like an anus, mind the mental image if it's a chocolate doughnut. Ah chrissakes, you just ruined doughnuts for me.