Man arrested for repeatedly depositing his spunk in female co-worker's water bottle

[Fuiop]

This may be the grossest thing I've heard all day.

[Køleskab]

he adds some protein to a drink and they call it 5 differen't kinds of assault? insanity. he should just be accused of being one gross motherfucker.

[valiant..]

define assault

[Ghostz]

Is it me, or has this been happening a lot more often lately?

[RichardCQ]

[QUOTE=valiant..;24238392]define assault[/QUOTE]

[url=http://www.google.com/search?q=define:assault]2) assail: attack someone physically or emotionally; "The mugger assaulted the woman"; "Nightmares assailed him regularly"[/url]

I'd say this qualifies as both physical and emotional assault.

[hypno-toad]

[IMG]http://media2.myfoxdc.com//photo/2010/08/20/MichaelKevinLallana_20100820074203_640_480.JPG[IMG]file:///Z:/Users/Robin/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot.png[/IMG][IMG]http://media2.myfoxdc.com//photo/2010/08/20/MichaelKevinLallana_20100820074203_640_480.JPG[/IMG]

haha that picture just says it all doesn't it.

If I met that man I'd think "wow, that looks like the kind of guy that'd ejaculate in my water bottle."

[bravehat]

[QUOTE]
two misdemeanor counts each of releasing an [B]offensive material in a public place[/B]
[/QUOTE]

:derp: But that implies that jizz is both offensive and that it is illegal to bust a nut in private!

[GarrettFox]

And now his life is ruined because he will be a registered sex offender for the rest of his existence.

I don't deny that he should be punished, but the punishment doesn't even remotely fit the crime.

[dirty harry]

[QUOTE=bravehat;24239581]:derp: But that implies...[b]that it is illegal to bust a nut in private![/b][/QUOTE]
No, it doesn't. It says nothing about releasing an offensive material [b]at home[/b].

[Disgruntled]

AWW SKEET SKEEt

[W00tbeer1]

LOL! Have fun getting a job now :-)