The Dilduino: Code your own dildo - Polidicks

as long as postal doesnt kill anyone with it we'll be ok

Oh jesus. All that can be said.

[QUOTE=Wii60;46945493]we finally open sourced masturbation. what a world[/QUOTE] I wonder what proprietary masturbation would be? iJizz? Winblows? [editline]16th January 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=BreenIsALie;46945895]The phrase "I fucked your mom" gets a new meaning[/QUOTE] what if some script kiddie on gmod actually manages to fuck your mum?

So when can I code my own fleshlight?

Pffft, I can do this for cheaper on my 3D printer.

I was fucking sold at the dildo Geiger control.

fucking finally do you guys know how long i have been waiting for this

I'm going to be honest: You would probably get a lot of people interested in programming this way.

A wii nunchuck? really? if you swing it does it get a burst of vibration? edit: [img]http://i.imgur.com/cVpt8Vg.jpg[/img]

THE FUTURE IS HERE.

I was at a party a few years ago and someone made a low cost linear motor for thrusting with a dildo, low cost as in it could do the same thrusting motions as a sex machine you see in certain online adult films, but it would cost around 200-400 not several thousand. (plus you could control it via bluetooth and he demoed it with his phone) The person who made it said that it was hard getting investors because it was a sex toy in the silicone valley or overall. Hope this stimulates his product in being created for purchased, it would be great for non sexual things like robotics. Also I stopped at gender neutral?

A bunch of nonchalant, white, slightly nerdy people talking about next-generation dildo technology to some hip soft generic ukulele music. Is this some sort of parody? This actually makes me kind of laugh and cringe more than those japanese egg-thing commericals

Its like the OUYA of dildos.

Hook it up to your controller's vibrate function while you play games.

Just wait until they do a fleshlight version and people hack APIs to connect to servers and transmit impulses, basically fucking someone else on the internet. [B]Future is going to be AWESOME.[/B]

I wish people would stop misusing the term 'hack', usually in the form 'hackable' as in the article. You aren't hacking anything here, merely programming in instructions. [QUOTE=LoLWaT?;46945372][I]dude[/I]... What if someone wrote an app or something that allowed it to interface with Audio Surf? [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NCcxAOKlL0[/url] Sell it and rake in the dosh[/QUOTE] brb stealing your idea

[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;46947848]I was fucking sold at the dildo Geiger control.[/QUOTE] Imagine playing STALKER with it

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The part with the banana with the cord sticking out of it, that's what got me.

[QUOTE=Dr.C;46948889]Imagine playing STALKER with it[/QUOTE] The Vibro anomaly.

does it have a tentacle mode [editline]Edit:[/editline] just curious, haha

[QUOTE=KennyAwsum;46948446]Its like the OUYA of dildos.[/QUOTE] but it has some decent games right out of the box and it feels nice in your hands

They should work out something with Bad Dragon. I'd want a programmable horse cock.

A hackable dildo? I bet it uses object oriented programming. /cause the dildo is an object see?

[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;46947848]I was fucking sold at the dildo Geiger control.[/QUOTE] I'm cumming to Chernobyl, babe.

[QUOTE=Snickerdoodle;46948034]I'm going to be honest: You would probably get a lot of people interested in programming this way.[/QUOTE] HR: "So how'd you get into programming?" Applicant: "Uh.. yeah.. well it all kinda started when I ordered that programmable dildo called Dilduino"

make it less like a whale penis and more like a human penis and I'll pick up a new programming language instantly

[QUOTE=Cakebatyr;46947802]Pffft, I can do this for cheaper on my 3D printer.[/QUOTE] And I can buy this cheaper than a 3D printer?

I'll take 10.

[QUOTE=Cakebatyr;46947802]Pffft, I can do this for cheaper on my 3D printer.[/QUOTE] So your 3d printer can print with silicon or whatever they used in this?