• Obama invites Boehner over for slurpees, 7-11 goes wild
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I'm now compelled to go get a slurpee, and I'm not the largest fan of my government at the moment. I hope my local gas station still has white cherry.
[QUOTE=Leon Trotsky;25882608]what is wrong with you[/QUOTE] He always acts like a child.
Obama was slurpin' on that Boehner
We're going to need to send Biden to get the drinks, though... [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIT3jUrNTX0[/media]
[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;25882465]I'd rather cut my dick off.[/QUOTE] She's pretty than the last first lady.
[QUOTE=Leon Trotsky;25882608]what is wrong with you[/QUOTE] because shes black, boba fett is a racist!
[QUOTE=Lambeth;25885247]She's pretty than the last first lady.[/QUOTE] Pretty is subjective. Now Jackie Kennedy, she was hot... [img]http://www.hercafe.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/jackie-kennedy.jpg[/img]
yeah [editline]5th November 2010[/editline] don't see how mrs obama is ugly though
I need to call bullshit on: [quote]where Obama often described Democrats as digging the car out of the ditch while Republicans recline and watch, "sipping on a Slurpee.''[/quote] The only reason they might be laughing at the democrats trying to get their car out of a ditch is that they were stupid enough brought a Prius to a back-country mud road in the first place.
[QUOTE=Lambeth;25885564]yeah [editline]5th November 2010[/editline] don't see how mrs obama is ugly though[/QUOTE] michelle is a babe.
Waaay to late for puns but... It would seem as though Obama wants a Boehner.
I think we should all start calling boners bay-ners in honor of this great senator. [editline]5th November 2010[/editline] "I've got a raging bayner over this chick in chemistry!"
[QUOTE=imasillypiggys;25879142]drinking slurpees is a very normal thing, well not for a rich president but normal for the average person[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/4421/obamasip.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=jantz;25883062]Kennewick, Washington's 7-11 is the world's number 1 Slurpee selling store. The machine is massive![/QUOTE] I live in Washington :3:
The slurpee is Canada's drink :saddowns:
I thought Manitoba was where slurpees are truly a big ass deal
But... But... It's a fucking Slurpee... Just get some nachoes!
Boehner = Böhner = Ber-ner, roughly. On topic, I think Obama is cool in that he does all this public stuff, but it's starting to seem like it's just for publicity. I mean, no one that "normal" could be elected as pres, could they?
[QUOTE=Fycix;25888167]Boehner = Böhner = Ber-ner, roughly. On topic, I think Obama is cool in that he does all this public stuff, but it's starting to seem like it's just for publicity. I mean, no one that "normal" could be elected as pres, could they?[/QUOTE] Dude if I was president I would seriously be kicked out of office for going to 7-11 to get a slurpee, and some nachoes. That... Or buying big hunks for beef jerky from gas stations.
[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;25888180]Dude if I was president I would seriously be kicked out of office for going to 7-11 to get a slurpee, and some nachoes. That... Or buying big hunks for beef jerky from gas stations.[/QUOTE] I doubt you'd get kicked out of office for that. Clinton jogged to a McDonalds almost every morning to get a Big Mac. He was a [i]true[/i] American..
[QUOTE=Lambeth;25885564]yeah [editline]5th November 2010[/editline] don't see how mrs obama is ugly though[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.funnyobamas.com/pictures/Michelle_Obama_Crazy_Face.jpg[/img] Google images is amazing.
Oh fuck you, you fancy cunt, if the president wants to have a slurpee with you, you fucking drink a slurpee.
[QUOTE=Sharp;25887262][img_thumb]http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/4421/obamasip.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] U mad?
[QUOTE=imasillypiggys;25879142]drinking slurpees is a very normal thing, well not for a rich president but normal for the average person[/QUOTE] I always thought Obama was more down to Earth than the other presidents. Could just be a ploy.
[QUOTE=FunnyBunny;25879003]Haha fuckin' hypocrites. Obama gets mustard on his burger and fox goes wild, meanwhile Boehner refuses a Slurpee for a glass of merlot.[/QUOTE] wait since when is putting mustard on burgers strange
[QUOTE=Leon Trotsky;25882608]what is wrong with you[/QUOTE] To be fair to his point, Mrs. Obama looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every - ugly branch on the way down, slammed into the ugly ground and got run over by the ugly ass wheeler, then the ugly bird shat on her and the ugly plane with all its ugly passangers crashed into her, then the world imploded, making her even uglier.
[QUOTE=Diealready;25887438]The slurpee is Canada's drink :saddowns:[/QUOTE] Mhmhmhmhmhm. :smug:
[QUOTE=GodKing;25889459]I always thought Obama was more down to Earth than the other presidents. Could just be a ploy.[/QUOTE] If you really believe that then you're just falling for the little publicity he does, its kind of obvious he does this to make himself look down to earth.
[QUOTE=Vasili;25891262]If you really believe that then you're just falling for the little publicity he does, its kind of obvious he does this to make himself look down to earth.[/QUOTE] Plenty of presidents do shit like this. :v:
[QUOTE=Ridge;25885521]Pretty is subjective. Now Jackie Kennedy, she was hot... [img_thumb]http://www.hercafe.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/jackie-kennedy.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] then why did Kennedy cheat on her a lot?
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