• Bed-ridden 600lb habitual fast-food scammer is too fat to go to jail
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Where the hell is his chin?
[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;21139347]Where the hell is his chin?[/QUOTE] It's receeded into his face
[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;21139347]Where the hell is his chin?[/QUOTE] Which one
Cut off is internet, that is his only connact to the outside world anyway.
"We're putting you on house arrest." "Fine." "And you can only eat salad for the next five years." "NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;21138969]Like a regular donut, only light as air. Your teeth meet no resistance with a Krispy Kreme donut. For a fair comparison of how light Krispy Kreme donuts are, let us think of Mister George Jolicoeur as all other brands donut, and of Krispy Creme as an inhabitant of the shelter for anorexic toddlers. I would eat a dozen right now. Donuts, not toddlers.[/QUOTE] Mmmm toddlers... That just went horribly wrong.
[QUOTE=IAmIchigo;21137349]lol just put him on the sidewalk so every 1 can see him and make him jiggle around[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABqh9N-Mw5E[/media] Oho I'm so glad I get to post this. :fuckyou:
[QUOTE=th3cactusplant;21140067]Oho I'm so glad I get to post this. :fuckyou:[/QUOTE] That jiggling is hypnotic.
[QUOTE=Communist Cake;21140153]That jiggling is hypnotic.[/QUOTE] It even once hypnotized someone into doing a little dance for him.
I foresee lots of murderers and other criminals gaining 400lb+ in order to avoid jail
[img]http://o.aolcdn.com/photo-hub/news_gallery/6/5/656354/1270242330374.JPEG[/img] [img]http://languageisavirus.com/alice-in-wonderland/layouts/alice-in-wonderland/tweedledee-tweedledum.jpg[/img] Long lost brothers!
That's one [I]Fat Bastard[/I]. [I][IMG]http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q198/Hezzy88/mojo.jpg[/IMG][/I]
That's so fucked up. I don't understand why people allow themselves to get like this.
Roll him to the side he won't go anywhere.
IMO his punishment should have been a diet and exercise. When a boomer gets so fat it can't vomit on the survivors it is a problem. Boomers need survivors to chase and vomit on to keep from getting to fat, this one must have been to lazy to even chase the survivors. When they get that fat all you can do is pop them, but be sure to do it from a distance and put some plastic down so you don't get boom in places you don't want boom.
[QUOTE=Gmod_Fan77;21141200]That's one [I]Fat Bastard[/I]. [/QUOTE] More like. [I][IMG]http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q198/Hezzy88/mojo.jpg[/IMG][/I] [I]Fat Bastard[/I] you really are a [I]Fat Bastard[/I].
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale
[QUOTE=th3cactusplant;21140067][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABqh9N-Mw5E[/media] Oho I'm so glad I get to post this. :fuckyou:[/QUOTE] <3 best vid ever
[QUOTE]When Officer Jeff Sabounji went to Jolicoeur's home in Sanford, near Orlando, to arrest him, he heard what sounded like a male voice trying to sound like a female saying Jolicoeur was not home. This was followed by a female voice saying, "George, turn yourself in."[/QUOTE] :v:
His punishment should be no food for the next 6 months. It's not like he dosn't have enough fat stored up to survive... :v:
He'd die of dehydration before he'd die of starvation.
Feel sad for him :(
[QUOTE=fsTyle;21156473]Feel sad for him :([/QUOTE] He got himself into the situation.
Not only are some banks too big to fail. [I]Some convicted criminals are too big to jail. [/I]Oh wait, We made that joke already.
[img]http://www.theaveragegamer.com/wp-content/Screenshots/TheOrangeBox/HeavyFace-tb.jpg[/img] "Ooohhh this is baaad."
Looks like he got his [I]Just Desserts [IMG]http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q198/Hezzy88/mojo.jpg[/IMG] [/I]
How the fuck do people let themselves get to this point?
[img]http://www.msn101.com/content/UserUploads/2010/1/l4dbossartboomer_WKNP8N.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Scoooooby;21135322][IMG]http://o.aolcdn.com/photo-hub/news_gallery/6/5/656354/1270242330374.JPEG[/IMG] :( he looks sad.[/QUOTE] Well he IS a convicted criminal that can't leave his bed...
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