• The Taliban are training - using "counter-strike"
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cant wait for jack thompson to come up and try to ban counter strike
Jack Thompson tried that before, and he's debarred anyway also, this is old, they claimed the same thing a few years back
[QUOTE=dass;29703798]They'll learn to always crouch before shooting from the hip. To throw all their flashbangs everytime they feel "needed". To always switch between their sniper and pistol instead of pulling the bolt. To plant bombs at places with A's and B's. To walk and run like retards. The list goes on. [/QUOTE] And they will learn to spam nades and noobtube. No wait, thats CoD. [quote] Different deal for CoD, they'll just run around with knives and trying to quickscope people. [/quote]You forgot about the 360-spins. In most FPS games, the noobs spam hax In CoD, they just scream hax. This just in: An Terrorist 360-no-scoped a CT somewhere in the Middle East. The CT Team spammed hax and the entire terrorist group was perma-banned from the server. [quote] Also, I wonder if they ever rage while playing against those chinese kids from those Electronic league championship games .[/quote]It's more of Asians but it's really just Chinese, South Korean, Viet............. [editline]8th May 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=BLOODGA$M;29706471]taliban can't afford computers that can play that[/QUOTE] their computers can finally support cs 1.6 running at 640x480 on 16-bit graphics You know, they can save serveral millions using cs to train rather than teaching them with live ammo and stuff....
Remember this video? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-3bsv2Rmpo[/media]
[QUOTE=OutOfExile2;29705418]Think of where the Taliban are generally stationed and then think of the computer that it takes to run ArmA. They could get weapons for an entire army with the computer costs.[/QUOTE] I have a 600 dollar computer with small upgrades the runs it perfectly fine :colbert:
Well, we're fucked. Also it's pretty obvious they would use CS, they wouldn't dare touch America's Army.
[QUOTE=garychencool;29707761]And they will learn to spam nades and noobtube. No wait, thats CoD. You forgot about the 360-spins. In most FPS games, the noobs spam hax In CoD, they just scream hax. This just in: An Terrorist 360-no-scoped a CT somewhere in the Middle East. The CT Team spammed hax and the entire terrorist group was perma-banned from the server. It's more of Asians but it's really just Chinese, South Korean, Viet............. [editline]8th May 2011[/editline] their computers can finally support cs 1.6 running at 640x480 on 16-bit graphics You know, they can save serveral millions using cs to train rather than teaching them with live ammo and stuff....[/QUOTE] Clicking a mouse does not come even close to preparing you to fire a real weapon. This is no better training than watching an action movie.
[QUOTE=Edthefirst;29708033]Clicking a mouse does not come even close to preparing you to fire a real weapon. This is no better training than watching an action movie.[/QUOTE] I was being sarcastic. It was a joke.
[QUOTE=garychencool;29708183]I was being sarcastic. It was a joke.[/QUOTE] whoops, re-reading that makes it really obvious the joke just went over my head sorry
Talibanman: DIE AMERICAN SCUM! *American Soldier fires back and hits the Terrorist through the wall* Talibanman: WALL HACK! WALL HACK! American Soldier: ...
Source or 1.6?
Spawn camping the CT's doesn't count as training.
I wonder if they actually throw the grenades, or just cook them until detonation.
So that's what that guy was yelling when I killed him.
[QUOTE=zombieslaya;29707867]Remember this video? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-3bsv2Rmpo[/media][/QUOTE] Those are their special forces? No wonder.
Ha, I remember one time they used toy cars to ambush a American base. And then, all of them got fucked by 50 cal. There was a video showing it, but I couldn't find it. Would be nice if someone could find it and show facepunchers the video. [editline]9th May 2011[/editline] Ha, we should find their server and troll them.
[QUOTE=Ignhelper;29711006]Ha, we should find their server and troll them.[/QUOTE] We should send them all a free copy of Counter-Strike For Kids. :v:
[QUOTE=Edthefirst;29708033]Clicking a mouse does not come even close to preparing you to fire a real weapon. This is no better training than watching an action movie.[/QUOTE] Maybe it's for team building
Talibans start screaming B 1 4 B 4 2 B 8 2 B 8 4 B 8 3 B 8 3
I wonder if they have quake sounds on. And hey, at least we know we can rely on the bomb deactivation codes always being 7355608.
Definitely played with these guys. It was worse than a 'hardcore' clan.
[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;29703586]Terrorists use Counterstrike to keep minds sharp. FPS now support terrorists. Terrorists use Internet Explorer. Internet browsers support terrorists.[/QUOTE] Terrorist has pet doggy Doggies are terrorists.
[QUOTE=Used Car Salesman;29704306]You figure ArmA would be a better choice.[/QUOTE] Cost too much money to buy OA.
[QUOTE=Strongbad;29703585]So the guy I was playing against was a real terrorist? :psyduck:[/QUOTE] Man i gotta start playing css again. Rack up em kills and Save the world.
Why can I picture them thinking CS assault is real life. "lol the counter-terrorists will just sit outside until we come out but we know not to do that now."
it all comes down to detecting enemy as soon as one appears on your screen, pointing at his head and boom, headshot. once you are most efficient at that, you are a good cs player. also a good terrorist? :ohdear:
[QUOTE=Used Car Salesman;29704306]You figure ArmA would be a better choice.[/QUOTE] Good heavens no, their old dust-ductabe-scarpmetalboxes made from salvaged materials would blow up. More like OFP:CWC
[QUOTE=Gekkosan;29716011]it all comes down to detecting enemy as soon as one appears on your screen, pointing at his head and boom, headshot. once you are most efficient at that, you are a good cs player. also a good terrorist? :ohdear:[/QUOTE] :foxnews: Heaton? Is he the most dangerous taliban in the world? More at 11! :foxnews:
Awesome, I can play video games and fight terrorism at the same time. [editline]9th May 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Gekkosan;29716011]it all comes down to detecting enemy as soon as one appears on your screen, pointing at his head and boom, headshot. once you are most efficient at that, you are a good cs player. also a good terrorist? :ohdear:[/QUOTE] Wow no, you also have to wallspam to/from B tunnels on dust2 to be a good CS player
They are using bomb planting tactics
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