• Texas man stung by 1200 bees
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at least thats 1200 less killer bees >:l
Damn, why is all the weird stuff happening in texas anyway?
[QUOTE=Lenni;24849655]The usual story. Cops arrive, see him lying on the ground in pain, pepper spray him, tazer him, claim that he got violent or had a knife or some shit.[/QUOTE] Sure, the cops are nothing but a bunch of trigger-happy jarheads.
[QUOTE=Afgman;24851285]Damn, why is all the weird stuff happening in texas anyway?[/QUOTE] Is a big state, not a big surprise.
[QUOTE=Lenni;24849655]The usual story. Cops arrive, see him lying on the ground in pain, pepper spray him, tazer him, claim that he got violent or had a knife or some shit.[/QUOTE] Yes, because that's what they'd do when they see an old man lying on the ground surrounded by 1200 dead bees. No.
[QUOTE=hurts;24852033]Yes, because that's what they'd do when they see an old man lying on the ground surrounded by 1200 dead bees. No.[/QUOTE] "He's getting high off of bee venom! Get him!"
"I'm in bees"
[QUOTE=Lenni;24849655]The usual story. Cops arrive, see him lying on the ground in pain, pepper spray him, tazer him, claim that he got violent or had a knife or some shit.[/QUOTE] stop listening to rap
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7N5qldtZ4k[/media] But really, that sucks ass.
OH NO! NOT THE BEEEeeES!
[QUOTE=SKEEA;24849321][img]http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/nicholas-cage-not-the-bees-drive-angry-1.jpg?w=420&h=252[/img][/QUOTE] Right side of the picture. [sp]Bee-man is amused.[/sp]
This thread needs more Cage.
I can't imagine trying to call for help 6 times and getting nobody while in the midst of a terrible event.
[QUOTE=munky91;24856023]I can't imagine trying to call for help 6 times and getting nobody while in the midst of a terrible event.[/QUOTE] He should have called 911 is what he should have done
[img]http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/2544/dalem.png[/img] Damn it Dale.
Oh shit. That srsly sucks, but he should have called 911
Thank god, 1200 bad ideas died, unfortunately a big bad idea didn't.
He may have killed the bees, But he didn't take their pride!
[QUOTE]as well as whole bees from his ears, nose, mouth and throat. [/QUOTE] O_O That poor man. Wait... what would cause 1200 bees to rush out a water heater and rape him? It's not like he was mowing the water heater or anything....
Ouch i bet that stung a little?
Me and my family members are all bee-man's /men's I work with them nearly every week but im still terrifed of them.
[QUOTE=chucknorriz;24863219]O_O That poor man. Wait... what would cause 1200 bees to rush out a water heater and rape him? It's not like he was mowing the water heater or anything....[/QUOTE] Killer bees. If you get within a quarter mile of their hive, they attack en masse.
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;24865007]Killer bees. If you get within a quarter mile of their hive, they attack en masse.[/QUOTE] Wait... they were killer bees??? This man needs a parade!
[QUOTE=Jessesmith1;24849485]holy shit thats disgusting[/QUOTE] That´s what she said.
[QUOTE=Badal;24855636]This thread needs more Cage.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpSY-wbwo24[/media] Anyway, this dude's pretty badass to fight off 1200 bees.
[QUOTE=CharadesV2;24859133][img]http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/2544/dalem.png[/img] Damn it Dale.[/QUOTE] Selling bee sting medicine.
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