• Octopus crawls out of water and walks on dry land
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Well this means that killing octopuses is like killing cats, another reason to hate asian food culture, the octopus just became so much cuter and cooler when knowing this.
[QUOTE=Scar;33406678]It's all fun and games until they reach Japan[/QUOTE] :q:
I remember watching a tv show and some octopus kept on getting away from an oceanic research vessel, the little thing just slid out of the tank they were holding him in and squirmed off the boat. It was hilarious.
I want an octopus girlfriend once they evolve enough sentience.
this isn't news, people have known about octopuses doing this for years I had a friend with a pet octopus that once crawled out of it's tank, walked across the room, and ate all of his fish from the other tank
[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;33409468]this isn't news, people have known about octopuses doing this for years I had a friend with a pet octopus that once crawled out of it's tank, walked across the room, and ate all of his fish from the other tank[/QUOTE] I plan on getting a pet octopus. I hear that they get out of tanks easily, as an octopus with 18" armspan can easily squeeze through a hole 1/2" in diameter. Shit, I hope it doesn't eat my dog.
[QUOTE=SNNS-SEAN;33409506]I plan on getting a pet octopus. I hear that they get out of tanks easily, as an octopus with 18" armspan can easily squeeze through a hole 1/2" in diameter. Shit, I hope it doesn't eat my dog.[/QUOTE] a lot of people keep heavy objects like bricks on the lid of the tank
[QUOTE=demoniclemon;33409455]I want an octopus girlfriend once they evolve enough sentience.[/QUOTE] think of the handjobs or the blowjobs
[QUOTE=IdiotStorm;33409784]think of the handjobs or the blowjobs[/QUOTE] More like tenatacle jobs.
anyone ever seen an octopus mate? it's weird, they put a tentacle in another octopus's head it's like tentacle rape but instead of tentacles raping schoolgirls it's tentacles raping more tentacles [editline]23rd November 2011[/editline] which in turn are probably raping schoolgirls
Rise of the Planet of the Octopuses
So this is how it starts... [QUOTE=Mr._N;33406955]:3: [video=youtube;x5DyBkYKqnM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5DyBkYKqnM[/video][/QUOTE] I think I've seen that video before. That octopus has balls (well, actually, it probably doesn't, but... whatever). I'm guessing if it had a voice it'd be screaming something like, "GIVE ME THAT FUCKING CAMERA!" and then when the guy gets his camera back the octopus is probably screaming, "WHAT IS THIS SHIT?! A GUN?! FUCK OFF! LET ME HAVE IT!" (basically an octopus/human version of this: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPK0Szuhz1I[/url] ) Never give an octopus PCP, folks.
[QUOTE=NotAName;33406415]I for one welcome our new octopus overlords.[/QUOTE] God damnit, I was going to say that.
[QUOTE=IdiotStorm;33409784]think of the handjobs or the blowjobs[/QUOTE] "Oh baby you can ink on me any-day."
I immediately thought: Squidbillies. It's not too far into the future.
[IMG]http://blogs.bgsu.edu/artc4130jacoder/files/2010/08/Squidward.png[/IMG] "That meal isn't getting away from me this time."
[QUOTE=Last or First;33406380]SQUIBBONS Doesn't anyone else remember that? Squibbons?[/QUOTE] I have that full set on my dvd rack next to me... I should watch those again sometime.
That "Octopus, I Love You" song is so catchy.
I WILL RISE ABOVE THE LIMITATIONS OF MY RACE. I WILL USE THESE TENTACLES I WAS BORN WITH FOR MOTION BELOW THE SEA TO CONQUER THE LAND-DWELLERS! I AM OCTRON. FEAR MY NAME. [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/23/Moving_Octopus_Vulgaris_2005-01-14.ogg/mid-Moving_Octopus_Vulgaris_2005-01-14.ogg.jpg[/img]
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
what the fucking [b]christ[/b]
I'll just leave this here [video=youtube;t-LTWFnGmeg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-LTWFnGmeg&feature=related[/video] [sp]It can be anyone of us![/sp]
As awesome as this is, this isn't something new. Around Seattle it became common knowledge that the Octopus at the Seattle Aquarium would, during the night when no one was around, open the top of its tank and walk too the open top "hands on" tank, munch on a few of the smaller fish in that tank, and then walk back. There was even multiple security camera videos of this happening. This finally stopped when the staff placed several cinder blocks on top of the Octopus tank to keep it in there. I say several because the staff found out that this particular Octopus was strong enough to lift the lid with one cinder block on it. Talk about badass.
This doesn't surprise me really. There was a story a few years back about an octopus kept in a fish tank across the room from another fish tank. In short every time the owner left for the night he would come back to find the other fish tank open and some dead fish. Eventually he left a camera recording during the night and he discovered the octopus would open his tank, crawl over to the other tank, open it, eat the fish and then crawl back over to his tank and close the lid. I can't seem to find the video though.
[QUOTE=xxfalconxx;33411156]I immediately thought: Squidbillies. It's not too far into the future.[/QUOTE] Octibillies? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKhScy7E_aI[/media] Merciful Jesus help us all.
This started to play in my head. [video=youtube;oG0rgvpYUtc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG0rgvpYUtc[/video] Time to save the world little Octopus!
I remember wrapping one around my dick
[QUOTE=gbtygfvyg;33413123]This doesn't surprise me really. There was a story a few years back about an octopus kept in a fish tank across the room from another fish tank. In short every time the owner left for the night he would come back to find the other fish tank open and some dead fish. Eventually he left a camera recording during the night and he discovered the octopus would open his tank, crawl over to the other tank, open it, eat the fish and then crawl back over to his tank and close the lid. I can't seem to find the video though.[/QUOTE] There was also a story about 2 octopii working in cooperation to open a jar of cookies (could have been something else too). They actually rolled the lid open, ate the cookies, then closed the lid and went back into their tank. :v:
Fuck this I'm going to land?
[QUOTE=Spybreak;33406502]ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.[/QUOTE] Ia ia, Cthulhu fhtagn!
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