Roseanne Announces Run for President - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Rome;34544882]I've never had a problem with detecting sarcasm on the forum. Tone of voice has nothing to do with it. In fact, people who can only detect sarcasm when the person's voice makes it pointlessly obvious are usually tightwads.[/QUOTE] Yeaaah, neither have I.

[QUOTE=Naaz;34544574]She'd be the best president since sliced bread.[/QUOTE] yeah no she sounds pretty terrible

I came in here expecting ti to be that lady from Rosanne. Turns out I was totally fucking right. :v:

Sorry Roseanne, your no Colbert.

What the fuck America.

[QUOTE=Rome;34542959]Which is terrible because [url=http://247wallst.com/2012/01/31/the-10-most-educated-countries-in-the-world/3/]all the smart people are in Canada.[/url][/QUOTE] Correction. All the smart people are outside of US.

[QUOTE=Civil;34547337]Correction. All the smart people are outside of US.[/QUOTE] Funny, we had 1 smart person under our wing, Albert Einstein. [editline]4th February 2012[/editline] Even though he did do his stuff in other countries, but he was smart.

Funny how so many of you are so quick to deride the Green Party as illegitimate fools.

[QUOTE=Rocko's;34547498]Funny, we had 1 smart person under our wing, Albert Einstein. [editline]4th February 2012[/editline] Even though he did do his stuff in other countries, but he was smart.[/QUOTE] German.

[QUOTE=farmatyr;34546719]What the fuck America.[/QUOTE] It's not like we have control over who can be president other than being a american born citizen. Either way it doesn't matter because she will never be president. Also a bit off topic, I found her tv show Roseanne awful.

[QUOTE=RichyZ;34547641]the american born thing is bullshit, its not like being from canada is going to make them have an innate feeling to fuck up america and give canada everything[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;BrhA0sEkuaM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrhA0sEkuaM[/video] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTKk7HjZVe0[/media] You know you want us.

[QUOTE=mopman999;34543537]I honestly think any pride for a country is annoying, even if it is something to be happy of, it can be annoying as fuck[/quote] Just out of curiosity, I'd like to hear your stance on nationalism.

[QUOTE=RichyZ;34547641]the american born thing is bullshit, its not like being from canada is going to make them have an innate feeling to fuck up america and give canada everything[/QUOTE] I remember hearing it was so that you're more aware of the country and its issues, which is also why we have the rule about having to also have lived inside the US for a certain amount of time before you can run

"First, make war illegal" Ahahahahaha oh god this is going to be hilarious. Also, I think the american born thing might be sort of a relic from the early days of the nation; people who lived in the colonies during the revolution would be less likely to give it back to england. It hasn't been changed since then since I guess not a lot of people think it's a significant issue?

[QUOTE=blerb;34547546]German.[/QUOTE] He did live in America, so it counts a little.. [editline]4th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=TMBGFan;34547932]"First, make war illegal" Ahahahahaha oh god this is going to be hilarious. Also, I think the american born thing might be sort of a relic from the early days of the nation; people who lived in the colonies during the revolution would be less likely to give it back to england. It hasn't been changed since then since I guess not a lot of people think it's a significant issue?[/QUOTE] You can't make war illegal, she's not getting far.

[QUOTE=TMBGFan;34547932]It hasn't been changed since then since I guess not a lot of people think it's a significant issue?[/QUOTE] To be honest if everyone from every nation could run for president it'd be sort of like how it is now with loads of idiots and a few smart people, only multiplied by ten. So we'd have a hundred idiots running instead of ten, and twenty smart(ish) people instead of two. Quite frankly, I feel the more dumbasses there are, the higher chance they have of being voted in.

[QUOTE=Murkrow;34542432]I'm a bit flummoxed by this formula[/QUOTE] my best guess sir, is if we go green we don't have to depend on oil which....let's face the facts. Most wars these days are fought for oil weather the government admits it or not. You eliminate the item to fight over and then what do you have to fight for now?

[QUOTE=Falstad007;34544425]Ron Paul 2012[/QUOTE] He can't win, don't jizz yourself.

And yet she is still a better candidate than all of the Republican candidates combined.

Who the hell is this.

[QUOTE=Murkrow;34542432]I'm a bit flummoxed by this formula[/QUOTE] Green equals peace divided by justice. Therefor we have J for justice, G for Green, and P for Peace. If G=P/J then P=G*J Peace equals Green Multiplied by Justice and J=P/G Justice equals Peace divided by Green. It all makes sense.

[QUOTE=Rocko's;34547498]Funny, we had 1 smart person under our wing, Albert Einstein. [editline]4th February 2012[/editline] Even though he did do his stuff in other countries, but he was smart.[/QUOTE] Albert Einstein was german, came to america to flee nazi rule and specifically disliked living in america.

Should would make marijuana legal.....