PETA: Eating chicken will give your son a small dick - Polidicks

[QUOTE=J!NX;42068233]but not eating meat makes you a pussy small dick or you're a pussy pick 1[/QUOTE] We're better than one, we can have both!

[QUOTE=Glorbo;42068230]I don't see how that's a problem My two inch tower of power never failed me before[/QUOTE] Never using something and never having it fail you are two different things man.

[QUOTE=valkery;42068251]Never using something[/QUOTE] What are you talking about I touch my peepee all the time

[QUOTE=Craigewan;42067933]Yes guys, I think we could work out that PETA is talking out their ass without you having to re-affirm the huge size of your packages to the internet[/QUOTE] Thanks for noticing ;)

Awesome, I'm going to force feed my future wife loads of chicken to punish my unborn son

I can garentee this is false as my mother makes chicken 6 days out of the week and her mother did the same and no problems here

So if a pregnant women eats nothing but chicken will her son's penis shrink down so much that it'll eventually invert and form a cloaca? And eating nothing but horse will give your son a massive hairy dong?

[QUOTE=Sableye;42068331]I can garentee this is false as my mother makes chicken 6 days out of the week and her mother did the same and no problems here[/QUOTE] lol u r just in denial fucking ugly small cocked MURDER EATER [editline]3rd September 2013[/editline] u smell like dog farts

My mom was an alcoholic and drug addict, what does that give me?

[QUOTE=Sableye;42068331]I can garentee this is false as my mother makes chicken 6 days out of the week and her mother did the same and no problems here[/QUOTE] But if your grandma did it and your mother came out a girl... [editline]3rd September 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Jocke;42068479]My mom was an alcoholic and drug addict, what does that give me?[/QUOTE] Super powers?

[QUOTE=Jocke;42068479]My mom was an alcoholic and drug addict, what does that give me?[/QUOTE]Probably some kind of birth defect, unfortunately. [editline]God damn it[/editline] [QUOTE=007JamesBond007;42068507]Super powers?[/QUOTE]Or superpowers! That's a possibility too! Don't feel bad. :(

[QUOTE=Craigewan;42067933]Yes guys, I think we could work out that PETA is talking out their ass without you having to re-affirm the huge size of your packages to the internet[/QUOTE] I'm so sorry. You're mother should be ashamed of herself.

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Wow my mum must of eaten very little chicken.

please everybody tell me more about your penises i crave this information deeply

[QUOTE=007JamesBond007;42068507]Super powers?[/QUOTE] I think I know. I got this rare disease so called Rautofuphiliasmimuthalophis, it gives me difficulties to deficate in daylight. Butthat's why my doctor gives me medications for it, but I thought the kids in my old college needs it more than I do, so.

[QUOTE=The Maestro;42067530]So...What does one eat to give their child a large dick? If PETA told us that they'd probably be on a whole lot of other people's good side.[/QUOTE] Eat Duck and give your son a creepy ballistic penis.

[QUOTE=Valdread;42068705]Eat Duck and give your son a creepy ballistic penis.[/QUOTE] ballistic [I]drill[/I] penis

i like how when people see PETA they instantly assume they're talking out of their asses. i hate PETA too, but i did some research on the stuff they claimed in their study: Phthalate is added to chicken and it is linked to "changing hormone levels and birth defects", the main argument is that it isn't in high levels in chicken anymore. this is because they're being phased out of many products in the United States, Canada, and European Union over these health concerns. it's still in chicken, just not in the high levels it used to be; so, in theory, if you ate a fucking huge load of chicken, it could still affect your sons penis size. this statement would've been very viable if it was made 10 years ago.

[QUOTE=Stroma;42069093]i like how when people see PETA they instantly assume they're talking out of their asses. i hate PETA too, but i did some research on the stuff they claimed in their study: Phthalate is added to chicken and it is linked to "changing hormone levels and birth defects", the main argument is that it isn't in high levels in chicken anymore. this is because they're being phased out of many products in the United States, Canada, and European Union over these health concerns. it's still in chicken, just not in the high levels it used to be; so, in theory, if you ate a fucking huge load of chicken, it could still affect your sons penis size. this statement would've been very viable if it was made 10 years ago.[/QUOTE] We automatically assume PETA is talking out of their ass because they've straight up lied about stuff like this before. If there was any practical weight to this claim, then it would of been figured out when we figured out chicken hormones are causing early puberty in girls. PETA are notorious liars willing to do anything to get what they want.

[QUOTE=Craigewan;42067933]Yes guys, I think we could work out that PETA is talking out their ass without you having to re-affirm the huge size of your packages to the internet[/QUOTE] but how else will i flex my 4 inches of godly pleasure??? jeez guys!!!

PETA are you serious

Does eating ramen during pregnancy affect the consistency of your son's semen?

Why would eating cock result in less cock?

[QUOTE=Ryuken;42069588]Why would eating cock result in less cock?[/QUOTE] cock has to follow the conservation of cock cock goes in, that cock has to require the cock to expand to allow it to take it's place you cannot shrink the cock in response to intake of cock

My mom said she didn't like chicken She just said my dad had a small dick. case solved chicken does fuck all to your dick in ur face pate

[QUOTE=Cone;42068554]please everybody tell me more about your penises i crave this information deeply[/QUOTE] mines p cool once you get to know it

My parents ate the shit out of some chicken. Explains a lot now.

But what if you're black?? does it cancel out? Does this mean i could have been a 8 inch wonder?

My mum has no idea what chicken is