Former Tenn. lawmaker allegedly drove 90 MPH while masturbating out window - Polidicks

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Is there an acronym for fatal car accidents that happen like this?

[QUOTE=DeadCow;40236695]Or in this case, Live fast, cum hard.[/QUOTE] Or in this case live fast, die HARD. Which was the joke.

[QUOTE=LunchboxOfDoom;40234997]I wish I lived in the desert so I could drive out in the middle of nowhere and try this. I bet it feels good, man.[/QUOTE] I can just imagine getting bugs on your dick because for some reason that's what always happens on road trips. Bugs errywhere.

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Been there, done that [editline]11th April 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=MrBluesy;40235283]Pfft I do this every day on my way to work. I don't see why they're making such a fuzz of it, america I guess lol.[/QUOTE] What if it was the queen :v:

I hate when my state is in the news. It's always bad.

[QUOTE=DeadCow;40234881][url]http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entry/tenn-lawmaker-allegedly-drove-90-mph-while-masturbating[/url] :v: I swear this isn't the Onion.[/QUOTE] [quote]and that's when it got really, really bad"[/quote] oh god having his dick out the window wasn't the bad part?

Maybe he had someone else driving while he did it

[QUOTE=Lexic;40234989]How would you even keep your foot on the accelerator while sticking your dick out the window?[/QUOTE] Brick on the gas pedal :P

[QUOTE=Lexic;40234989]How would you even keep your foot on the accelerator while sticking your dick out the window?[/QUOTE] Cruise control has been a standard feature for almost 15 years now, and has been available for almost 40 years as an option.

"I have the need, the need to seed!"

[QUOTE=daijitsu;40235217]so they got a look at his face, recognized him as a particular politician, and described him even wetting his hand, all while he flew by in a car at speeds that people rarely push on the highway while sitting down with a firm grip on the wheel, but in such a position that his midsection was thrust out the window (to which even facepunchers can't fathom how he managed to accelerate or steer) this can't possibly be some sort of coordinated libel (by people who don't understand what 'believability' is) to mess with a politician's rep[/QUOTE] Agreed, these witness accounts seem far too detailed given the circumstances. These women somehow saw a man driving 90 MPH, were able to recognize his face, and give detailed accounts of him doing something boderline impossible, seems odd. Not to mention that somehow nobody else noticed someone driving along at 90 MPH sticking his penis out a window, the speed alone would've attracted attention.

idk i do 90 on the highway its not that uncommon. now if i was beating it at the same damn time...

[QUOTE=asteroidrules;40241404]Agreed, these witness accounts seem far too detailed given the circumstances. These women somehow saw a man driving 90 MPH, were able to recognize his face, and give detailed accounts of him doing something boderline impossible, seems odd. Not to mention that somehow nobody else noticed someone driving along at 90 MPH sticking his penis out a window, the speed alone would've attracted attention.[/QUOTE] yea something smells fishy about this masturbation story

everybody sing along [media]http://soundcloud.com/mike-in-raleigh/fun-fun-fun-till-he-has-to-put[/media]

[QUOTE=TestECull;40241024]Cruise control has been a standard feature for almost 15 years now, and has been available for almost 40 years as an option.[/QUOTE] My car is 13 years old and doesn't have it. :downs: Its insanely rare for it to not be included, but its not a standard feature on many cheap base model vehicles even now. Hell, I've driven quite a few newish Ford F150's that don't have it.

we're talking about a lawmaker, I'm going to wager his car purchasing power exceeds that of a college student

[QUOTE=daijitsu;40247069]we're talking about a lawmaker, I'm going to wager his car purchasing power exceeds that of a college student[/QUOTE] Fair enough. I'm just saying.