NASA announces "100-year Starship." To boldly go to new worlds. - Polidicks

[QUOTE=tomatmann;25736993]Hey, have you seen classified documents and images from NASA yet? Is it true that NASA is altering images of Mars and other stuff?[/QUOTE] If he would openly tell people about such things, I doubt he'd still have his job

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone V2;25737043]If he would openly tell people about such things, I doubt he'd still have his job[/QUOTE] He would say "that's classified."

Should be called the Starpimp

They're planning this because they've finally perfected teleportation technology, so they're sending a group of people to set up the other teleporter, allowing people 150 years from now to teleport to another planet.

[QUOTE=faze;25722002]I work for NASA in Greenbelt, MD at Goddard Space Center. Fuck I love my job. NASA is the shit for doing things like this. Want proof? [img_thumb]http://i56.tinypic.com/28bfhgm.jpg[/img_thumb] Had to censor out some stuff, but you get the idea.[/QUOTE] [img_thumb]http://www.shockya.com/news/wp-content/uploads/star_trek_spock_empire1.jpg[/img_thumb]

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone V2;25737043]If he would openly tell people about such things, I doubt he'd still have his job[/QUOTE] Well I do still have my job. Not like I'm working for some super secret agency or something... You obviously don't know government work, please don't make such assumptions. [editline]30th October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=tomatmann;25736993]Hey, have you seen classified documents and images from NASA yet? Is it true that NASA is altering images of Mars and other stuff?[/QUOTE] That's not in my operation. I work with developers who are working on a few data monitoring applications that go on any spacecraft to monitor dataflow.

[QUOTE=faze;25742049]Well I do still have my job. Not like I'm working for some super secret agency or something... You obviously don't know government work, please don't make such assumptions.[/QUOTE] I'm not entirely convinced that you work for NASA, I want to see behind that tag and sticky yellow thing. I think that's some kind of posting service pad.

[QUOTE=poopsicle;25742077]I'm not entirely convinced that you work for NASA, I want to see behind that tag and sticky yellow thing. I think that's some kind of posting service pad.[/QUOTE] Yellow sticky thing? That's a sticky note, that was the closest thing I had. Google "GSFC" (seen on my badge) and you'll see what comes up. If you're referring to the wrist wrest, who cares? It's a fucking wrist rest. Doesn't have to say NASA all over it. Fuck, my mousepad is plain blue.

[QUOTE=faze;25742120]Yellow sticky thing? That's a sticky note, that was the closest thing I had. Google "GSFC" (seen on my badge) and you'll see what comes up. If you're referring to the wrist wrest, who cares? It's a fucking wrist rest. Doesn't have to say NASA all over it. Fuck, my mousepad is plain blue.[/QUOTE] It wouldn't be that hard to get a fake I.D and make it say GSFC.

[QUOTE=poopsicle;25742161]It wouldn't be that hard to get a fake I.D and make it say GSFC.[/QUOTE] Alright whatever, I honestly couldn't give two shits if you believe me or not.

[QUOTE=faze;25742199]Alright whatever, I honestly couldn't give two shits if you believe me or not.[/QUOTE] What the fuck was the point of taking that picture if you can't even be bothered backing it up.

About time. Too bad it'll likely take several decades, possibly even centuries to finish with our current technology.

[QUOTE=poopsicle;25742932]What the fuck was the point of taking that picture if you can't even be bothered backing it up.[/QUOTE] I figured the government issued ID would be proof enough, backing up that it wasn't Google'd by writing that on a sticky note. If you still don't believe me, oh well. I know where I work, and I know that I make a shit-ton of money. I'm happy, apparently you are not. Not my problem. If you want to be critical, and deny everything everyone says on the internet, that's your prerogative.

[QUOTE=KnightLight;25689239]If a guy and his kid living in New York can build a balloon that goes all the way to space, it should not take so bloody long to make a spaceship like that. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6ZMscMp8UM[/media][/QUOTE] A balloon can't escape the Earth's atmosphere, it requires pressure to keep the balloon intact. A balloon in space explodes because the internal pressure is too strong. All the father and son did was attach some sturdy GPS equipment and a camera to a strong balloon. Spaceships are a tad more complex.

[QUOTE=Murkat;25743029]A balloon can't escape the Earth's atmosphere, it requires pressure to keep the balloon intact. A balloon in space explodes because the internal pressure is too strong. All the father and son did was attach some sturdy equipment and a camera to a high-strength balloon. Spaceships are a tad more complex.[/QUOTE] That's sort of why, it's more about the air thinning so much, that the balloon has nothing keeping it from expanding.

[QUOTE=faze;25742981]I figured the government issued ID would be proof enough, backing up that it wasn't Google'd by writing that on a sticky note. If you still don't believe me, oh well. I know where I work, and I know that I make a shit-ton of money. I'm happy, apparently you are not. Not my problem. If you want to be critical, and deny everything everyone says on the internet, that's your prerogative.[/QUOTE] You're "proof" is so flawed I can't help but not question it, and you reply by telling me to fuck off, and why the hell am I "apparently not happy", what the fuck does that even mean?

[QUOTE=poopsicle;25743065]You're "proof" is so flawed I can't help but not question it, and you reply by telling me to fuck off, and why the hell am I "apparently not happy", what the fuck does that even mean?[/QUOTE] Flawed...how? Unhappy meaning you have to shut down and talk shit about everything everyone says. If you don't believe me, that's your problem. Don't make me look like a fucking moron just because you have a problem.

[QUOTE=faze;25743076]Flawed...how?[/QUOTE] There's no rock hard proof to back up your claims, only a picture which could have easily been modified, or like I said before, It's just a fake I.D.

[QUOTE=poopsicle;25743093]There's no rock hard proof to back up your claims, only a picture which could have easily been modified, or like I said before, It's just a fake I.D.[/QUOTE] Yeah because I sure as shit have a fake ID making machine. That's what I do with my free time, go around making up shit about where I work. See where your logic sucks? Just stop. Oh, and having my face as your avatar...pathetic.

[QUOTE=faze;25743114]Yeah because I sure as shit have a fake ID making machine. That's what I do with my free time, go around making up shit about where I work. See where your logic sucks? Just stop. Oh, and having my face as your avatar...pathetic.[/QUOTE] It's not hard to find someone to make you a fake I.D, and stop saying you work there like you've proved it beyond doubt. And If you don't care so much why do you keep rating me dumb?

[QUOTE=poopsicle;25743188]It's not hard to find someone to make you a fake I.D, and stop saying you work there like you've proved it beyond doubt. And If you don't care so much why do you keep rating me dumb?[/QUOTE] Okay fine, I work at McDonald's. That what you wanted to hear? I make $7.50 an hour!!!

[QUOTE=faze;25743201]Okay fine, I work at McDonald's. That what you wanted to hear? I make $7.50 an hour!!![/QUOTE] No, I didn't want to hear that, all I wanted was for you too back up your claims with something more than an possibly fake I.D next to a keyboard. And also, a 15 year old makes 10 dollars an hour at Mcdonald's.

[QUOTE=poopsicle;25743241]No, I didn't want to hear that, all I wanted was for you too back up your claims with something more than an possibly fake I.D next to a keyboard. And also, a 15 year old makes 10 dollars an hour at Mcdonald's.[/QUOTE] Back it up with...what?

[QUOTE=poopsicle;25743241]No, I didn't want to hear that, all I wanted was for you too back up your claims with something more than an possibly fake I.D next to a keyboard. And also, a 15 year old makes 10 dollars an hour at Mcdonald's.[/QUOTE] Just shut the hell up already. Faze, just don't dignify this with a response. This is either trolling or Aspergers, possibly both.

yeah faze how do we know you didn't just get a forged id to get one picture for ~internet fame~ I want pictures of you coding before I'll believe you!111

[QUOTE=Cloak Raider;25743639]yeah faze how do we know you didn't just get a forged id to get one picture for ~internet fame~ I want pictures of you coding before I'll believe you!111[/QUOTE] I'm not a programmer, if you read back a page or two.

[QUOTE=faze;25743389]Back it up with...what?[/QUOTE] Another picture? More detailed? I don't know, use your imagination. [editline]31st October 2010[/editline] And it seems I've stumbled upon the fazes ring of friends who will back him up despite what stupid things he says.

[QUOTE=poopsicle;25744162]Another picture? More detailed? I don't know, use your imagination. [editline]31st October 2010[/editline] And it seems I've stumbled upon the fazes ring of friends who will back him up despite what stupid things he says.[/QUOTE] do you need help getting dressed in the morning or something

[QUOTE=poopsicle;25744162]Another picture? More detailed? I don't know, use your imagination. [editline]31st October 2010[/editline] And it seems I've stumbled upon the fazes ring of friends who will back him up despite what stupid things he says.[/QUOTE] Just shut up, usually arguments are fun but in the words of yahtzee this is about as fun as smacking myself in the eye with a hammer made of wank. What would you define as proof of his work at NASA? In fact why am I asking you're about as entertaining and endearing as a fucking turtle head.

[QUOTE=bravehat;25748051]Just shut up, usually arguments are fun but in the words of yahtzee this is about as fun as smacking myself in the eye with a hammer made of wank. What would you define as proof of his work at NASA? In fact why am I asking you're about as entertaining and endearing as a fucking turtle head.[/QUOTE] The proof he provided wasn't good enough for me to believe him, so I asked him to provide something more, which he refused, now I wonder? Why would he refuse? He obviously doesn't have anything to hide? So I asked him again, but instead I get a party of faggot gold members telling me I have down syndrome, fuck sakes facepunch can't you contribute to an conversation without actually insulting the other user?