Thief Swallows 2,060 Diamonds In Attempted Smuggling Attempt

[Nekrietns]

Polish a turd it's still a tu- Nevermind...

[MrAfroShark70]

This reminds me of that sketch on the Dave Chappelle Show where they did a parody of cribs. When he says he puts diamonds on his food and shits out diamond covered crap.

[Eluveitie]

So many puns.

[GarrettFox]

In his defense, it was just coal when he swallowed it.