The horror! 'Oral sex' definition prompts dictionary ban in US schools - Polidicks

They can still search it up on google :smug:

:wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf: What the fuck?!!!?

Chances are the kids already know what this means, they just do not see it as "oral sex".

[QUOTE=Dr. Freeman;25640508]America, where shooting some muslims and nazi's, maybe a few blacks or jews, then swearing like a sailor in movies isn't considered bad, but show a tit or two, and oh boy, soccer moms will be madder than a rabid dog on crack that just had its bone stolen. You know, because someone may be offended by oral sex. (exaggeration) Pretty sure you'll get punished no matter who you shoot, buckaroo. Waste of money.[/QUOTE]

My favourite thing to do in elementary school was to look up bad words in the dictionary. The pussification continues.

We have nigger in our dictionaries and nobody cares.

what the fuck. Seriously? OH NO, BAD WORDS. IT'S THE END OF THE FUCKING WORLD!

California: Where you can buy fetishwear for 2-year olds, but you can't look up oral sex in the dictionary.

[QUOTE=Dr. Freeman;25640508]America, where shooting some muslims and nazi's, maybe a few blacks or jews, then swearing like a sailor in movies isn't considered bad, but show a tit or two, and oh boy, soccer moms will be madder than a rabid dog on crack that just had its bone stolen. You know, because someone may be offended by oral sex. (exaggeration) Waste of money.[/QUOTE] Sometimes it definitely looks like America is actually run by said soccer moms, this is a clear example...

Those parents are mouthy motherfuckers

There goes freedom of speech.

I looked up vagina in the dictionary when I was in the third grade.

I remember doing this and I remember how fucking boring it is.

Thinking back, doesn't seem as entertaining as it was back then

They're probably already having oral sex.

Our dictionaries described sex as; "Bonking, Carnal festivities and Intercourse" Fuck yeah, year 3!

it's not like those kids don't know what oral sex is already

[QUOTE=Dr. Freeman;25640708]Are you fucking kidding me that guy is a fucking legend in my eyes.[/QUOTE] Irrelevant, his name is still easily made fun of, especially while he's in high school and not rich and famous

It's like a blast from the past in here.

Surely it's good that they can now use a dictionary and find the words they're looking for? See parents? Glass half full.

I remember in 6th grade during our first real sex-ed class, when they introduced oral sex I thought it was talking them into orgasming... Needless to say I was pretty damn blown away (no pun intended) during that unit.

[url]http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2010/jan/25/oral-sex-dictionary-ban-us-schools[/url] Why oh why is this not a link to the Onion.

oh shut the fuck up. i fucking hate uptight moms.

[QUOTE=smfE;25640437]Only in America. /fail[/QUOTE] I admire your optimism to believe this only happens in America.

Many an English lesson in primary school was spent looking up 'Sexual Intercourse' in the Oxford Dictionary.

[QUOTE=NorthernFall;25646240]Many an English lesson in primary school was spent looking up 'Sexual Intercourse' in the Oxford Dictionary.[/QUOTE] Indeed, those were the days.

:eng99: Soccer moms needs to be stripped of complaining rights. [editline]26th October 2010[/editline] and voting rights.

It's funny how children have been most likely doing this shit for so long, but now adults are so terrible at parenting that they can't control what their kids are doing. So they resort to these sort of measures in order to keep them "pure" - banning books, sports and such.

8 year old reads definition thinks it would feel good grabs nearest girl forces her to give him head rapes her on the spot starts smoking starts smoking pot starts smoking crack starts injecting heroin grows up to live on the streets dies at age 27 from heroin overdose am i right?

[QUOTE=tehfrog;25647241]8 year old reads definition thinks it would feel good grabs nearest girl forces her to give him head rapes her on the spot starts smoking starts smoking pot starts smoking crack starts injecting heroin grows up to live on the streets dies at age 27 from heroin overdose am i right?[/QUOTE] Sadly, that's pretty much the Soccer Mom mentality.