The horror! 'Oral sex' definition prompts dictionary ban in US schools - Polidicks

And this is why the kids of my generation are such pussies.

[QUOTE=tehfrog;25647241]8 year old reads definition thinks it would feel good grabs nearest girl forces her to give him head rapes her on the spot starts smoking starts smoking pot starts smoking crack starts injecting heroin grows up to live on the streets dies at age 27 from heroin overdose am i right?[/QUOTE] Dude I did that shit, how I got into weed man... But heroin? no.

Isn't the point of dictionaries when your young to look up dirty words and have a good laugh with your chums?

[QUOTE=tehfrog;25647241]8 year old reads definition thinks it would feel good grabs nearest girl forces her to give him head rapes her on the spot starts smoking starts smoking pot starts smoking crack starts injecting heroin grows up to live on the streets dies at age 27 from heroin overdose am i right?[/QUOTE] Done all that and came back from it, it's not going to kill you.

[QUOTE=ChilColdCoolaid;25646202]I admire your optimism to believe this only happens in America.[/QUOTE] Well um... because it looks like it's the _Only_ country in the world where soccer moms have the upper hand and make you all look like pansies with rules and regulations as ludicrous as this one?? [editline]25th October 2010[/editline] (No offense, americans)

Liberals.

Soccer mom state.

[QUOTE=Upgrade123;25649510]Liberals.[/QUOTE] Liberals are socially conservative? Yes, that's how it works.

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;25648484]Well um... because it looks like it's the _Only_ country in the world where soccer moms have the upper hand and make you all look like pansies with rules and regulations as ludicrous as this one?? [editline]25th October 2010[/editline] (No offense, americans)[/QUOTE] Except for a large parts of Africa, the Middle East, and some of Eastern Asia. But what do they matter? [QUOTE=HumanAbyss;25647997]Done all that and came back from it, it's not going to kill you.[/QUOTE] There was a guy who survived being struck by lightning 7 times, therefore it's perfectly safe to stand in an open field next to a metal pole during a thunderstorm.

[QUOTE=Mingebox;25649630]Except for a large parts of Africa, the Middle East, and some of Eastern Asia. But what do they matter? There was a guy who survived being struck by lightning 7 times, therefore it's perfectly safe to stand in an open field next to a metal pole during a thunderstorm.[/QUOTE] I like where I say "It's not going to kill you" and you turn it into "perfectly safe". Are you just slow or something?

[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;25649699]I like where I say "It's not going to kill you" and you turn it into "perfectly safe". Are you just slow or something?[/QUOTE] I like how you miss the point of the analogy and instead attack an obvious exaggeration I used for emphasis. Everyone has different tolerances to drugs or ability to resist addiction. You might be fine, but people die from overdoses all the time, and there's no way you can say, "it won't kill you" as a certain fact.

Hahahahahaha oh god we're retarded

Is titty fucking in there?

Do ten year-olds even know what 'genitals' means? [editline]26th October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=HumanAbyss;25647997] [QUOTE=tehfrog;25647241]8 year old reads definition thinks it would feel good grabs nearest girl forces her to give him head rapes her on the spot starts smoking starts smoking pot starts smoking crack starts injecting heroin grows up to live on the streets dies at age 27 from heroin overdose am i right?[/QUOTE] Done all that and came back from it, it's not going to kill you.[/QUOTE] You died at age 27 from a heroin overdose? And it didn't kill you?

What's so wrong about it? I doubt any kids would engage in oral stimulation of the genitals on anyone... Unless their friends are a little too luckier for their ages... Or their parents are pedos... Oh shit :ohdear:

[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;25639875]Good god! Keep that disgusting smut out of our schools![/QUOTE] Yes. Next, we need to get buckets out.

[QUOTE=Mingebox;25649630]Except for a large parts of Africa, the Middle East, and some of Eastern Asia. But what do they matter?[/QUOTE] The thing is, you're always flaunting the "land of the free, home of the brave" motto all the time, yet stuff like this happens... I mean wtf man

[quote]"You have to draw the line somewhere. What are they going to do next, pull encyclopaedias because they list parts of the human anatomy like the penis and vagina?"[/quote] And then after that?! After that you'll have kids trying to get funding to start research to better understand the cellular and molecular mechanisms of sexual production in homo sapiens!

once again america is terrible

It's sad to see what commotion even a single word can cause. People really are pathetic.

[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;25647997]Done all that and came back from it, it's not going to kill you.[/QUOTE] whoa man ur so badass

Good idea, take away the dictionaries so that way the only way theyll be able to find out about oral sex is... THE INTERNET!

Hey guys, instead of banning the words, let us do the smart thing instead :pseudo: [IMG]http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/7872/bookburning.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;25648484]Well um... because it looks like it's the _Only_ country in the world where soccer moms have the upper hand and make you all look like pansies with rules and regulations as ludicrous as this one?? [editline]25th October 2010[/editline] (No offense, americans)[/QUOTE] Very sad, but true, that's one of the worst things about America. We have all these freedoms and idiots like soccer moms turn these freedoms into a game. :sigh: [editline]26th October 2010[/editline] I also like how a thread about a bunch of idiots turned into a thread about criticizing America.

Fuck you all dictionary haters, I need to be able to look up the definition of breasts in my dictionary!

fucking soccer moms and overly conservative, close minded parents. srsly, this country is getting more and more retarded over time

The real horror is a terrible blowjob

:foxnews: BREAKING STORIES: WORDS ARE [b]IN[/b] THE DICTIONARY, AND THEY [b]DO[/b] HAVE DEFINITIONS. THE UK GOVERNMENT ARE CUNTS. BEARS SHIT IN WOODS. More at ten. :foxnews:

This is retarded. Just ban the dictionary, then. God knows how many kids [sp]Don't pretend you didn't[/sp] look up vulgar words in the dictionary. It was commonplace in middle school.

media watchdogs, I hate them