i never really understood twilight... all i know is its about a girls choice between necrophillia and beastiality, face it twilight fans you know its true :P
[QUOTE=Docc;23124260]Australia should ban Twilight.[/QUOTE]
EVERYWHERE should ban Twilight.
He was killed by the monotone stare of Kristen Stewart
[img]http://www.cutekristenstewart.com/UserFiles/2009/10/28/Kristen%20Stewart.jpg[/img]
He was killed by the sheer cuntiness the chick gave off, the one dimensional characters the doormat stalker and moon kitten hounding after her ass.
He probably attended to mess with the fans, considering he went by himself and wasn't dragged by a date. He must have been yelled throughout the movie, and a fat fangirl must have say on him.
[QUOTE=ThePutty;23128707]He was killed by the monotone stare of Kristen Stewart
[img]http://www.cutekristenstewart.com/UserFiles/2009/10/28/Kristen%20Stewart.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
[I]It[/I] is staring into my soul.
:smithicide:
His girlfriend made him do it. He couldn't bare taking his girlfriend to see another bullshit movie.
[QUOTE=ThePutty;23128707]He was killed by the monotone stare of Kristen Stewart
[img]http://www.cutekristenstewart.com/UserFiles/2009/10/28/Kristen%20Stewart.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
No matter where I go, her eyes.. they follow me!
It was probably the bad acting that killed him.
I guess it is possible to will yourself to death
[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;23129110]His girlfriend made him do it. He couldn't bare taking his girlfriend to see another bullshit movie.[/QUOTE]
in any case, it beats the crap out of just sitting in the theater watching this shit
Judging by the movie playing it was probably a suicide. I know I would rather kill my self then sit through that abomination of a movie.
[quote]...the latest instalment of the supernatural Twilight franchise, which revolves around a love triangle between human girl Bella, vampire Edward Cullen and werewolf Jacob Black.
The movie, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, is the latest in the smash-hit film series based on the books by Stephenie Meyer. It raked in US$161 (NZ$ 233) million worldwide in its first five days. [/quote]
Relevancy, where the fuck is it?
Somehow I found this really funny
[QUOTE=Fenriswolf;23124569]He went by himself? That was his first mistake.[/QUOTE]
If you watch the movie, someone calls you and says you'll die in 7 minutes...
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[QUOTE=UnknownDude;23123502]All the girls screamed so loud his brain blew up.[/QUOTE]
Shocking footage of the man in the theater:
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How is that part relevant at all?[/QUOTE]
How is it not? The news story involves Twilight. They're just explaining what it is.
It's like you guys are so insecure about your sexuality that you just have to shit all over everything that doesn't involve tits or explosions.
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