Bitch dumps man because he has cancer. still wants the super bowl tickets he planned to give her.

[Spearman]

[QUOTE=notxmania;34453607]hahaha stay classy everyone, what a "bitch" am i right

you all sound like reddit for chrissakes[/QUOTE]

fuck you

[karbine]

[QUOTE=1chains1;34453436]Nope, if this shit happened to me I would not be as cool in the head as this guy.

I would give her ONE of the tickets telling her it is all she needs.

She will then slide her crusty cunt out of my view thinking she had just walked all over me and wore the pants in the relationship.

Then I would take the other ticket and using the internet find the most horrible person I can find who would have access to a large amount of something disgusting, possibly manure or a sperm bank employee. At this point I would also keep the stadium informed to let them know that the proposal was still going to happen.

So on the big day of the game she would be sitting there enjoying her spot when this ugly , disgusting human would sit by her. He would be somewhat obnoxious but not enough to drive her away. Then it would happen...The lights would point at her and the giant big fucking screen would display her for everyone to see with the words "Will you marry me?" so she would know that was what I had planned for her. At this point the disgusting human being I hired would dump whatever horrible substance he had on her with the big tv showing it to all.

Fuck her.[/QUOTE]

I can't describe the scale of the medal this man should receive

[Solo Wing]

I've heard of some horrible people but thats.....thats just [I]LOW[/I]!

[notxmania]

[QUOTE=Spearman;34453622]fuck you[/QUOTE]

settle down beavis, i'm not defending her but there's no need to look like an idiot and use gendered insults

[SatansSin]

I hope he survives.. A true gentleman does not deserve to have the last woman in his life be a heartless one.

[Sinbues]

[QUOTE=notxmania;34453672]settle down beavis, i'm not defending her but there's no need to look like an idiot and use gendered insults[/QUOTE]

why should bitch just apply to females?

[Ermac20]

maybe if he's lucky she'll get hit by a bus

[DIOBRANDO]

[QUOTE=notxmania;34453672]settle down beavis, i'm not defending her but there's no need to look like an idiot and use gendered insults[/QUOTE]
The word bitch offends you?

What are you doing on the internet then?

[ZombieDawgs]

Hey cmon now she's a total bitch but she doesn't deserve to 'be hit by a bus'

She's still a bitch but come the fuck on.

[YouWithTheFace.]

[QUOTE=notxmania;34453672]settle down beavis, i'm not defending her but there's no need to look like an idiot and use gendered insults[/QUOTE]

if it really bothers you ill ask a mod to change it.

[editline]29th January 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=SatansSin;34453699]I hope he survives.. A true gentleman does not deserve to have the last woman in his life be a heartless one.[/QUOTE]

bladder cancer is probably one of the best types of cancers you can get (if you can say it that way)
the survival rate is pretty high.

[Valdor]

[QUOTE=notxmania;34453672]settle down beavis, i'm not defending her but there's no need to look like an idiot and use gendered insults[/QUOTE]

u forgot ur armor white nite

[editline]29th January 2012[/editline]

ur defenseless now

[icemaz]

[QUOTE=notxmania;34453672]settle down beavis, i'm not defending her but there's no need to look like an idiot and use gendered insults[/QUOTE]

Stop you're going to get zeke in here spewing his stuff in a minute.

[SatansSin]

[QUOTE=YouWithTheFace.;34453800]
[editline]29th January 2012[/editline]

bladder cancer is probably one of the best types of cancers you can get (if you can say it that way)
the survival rate is pretty high.[/QUOTE]

That's good to hear. I hope he pulls through it alright. It's still cancer.

[mr apple]

Here's a suggestion to the guy; go date that camgirl chick, she's losing a hefty amount of money from doing it all for free.

Plus her vagina would be sore

[PvtCupcakes]

[QUOTE=Valdor;34453942]u forgot ur armor white nite

[editline]29th January 2012[/editline]

ur defenseless now[/QUOTE]

Can you read?
He just said he's not defending her.

[editline]29th January 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=mr apple;34454009]Here's a suggestion to the guy; go date that camgirl chick, she's losing a hefty amount of money from doing it all for free.

Plus her vagina would be sore[/QUOTE]

Why are you back?

[Checkers]

rip journalism

[S31-Syntax]

Heh, reminds me of a girl I know. She cheated on her boyfriend, and after he dumped her, she asked for a snuggie from her ex for christmas so her and her [I]new[/I] boyfriend could cuddle with it.

Yeah, chances of you getting that are [I]hiiiigh[/I] lemme tell ya.

[Rellow]

pig disgusting 3d whore

only a 2d girl can truly love you

[sp]i'm joking[/sp]

[mr apple]

[QUOTE=PvtCupcakes;34454015]Can you read?
He just said he's not defending her.

[editline]29th January 2012[/editline]

Why are you back?[/QUOTE]

I never left? What has that got to do with anything?

[coolsteve]

I can understand her leaving him, well depends how she did it, but asking for the tickets as well? That's a bit too far.

[The First 11'er]

[QUOTE=Clovernoodle;34452927]Wait a second... where have I heard something kinda like this before?
[t]http://www.onlinemovieshut.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/50-50-movie-poster.jpg[/t]

[sp]granted he dumps her but it's because she cheated on him so fuck it same thing[/sp][/QUOTE]

[sp]yeah but she pretty much cheats on him because of the cancer[/sp]

that movie also wasn't as funny as it was sad

[JennyC6]

[QUOTE=notxmania;34453672]settle down beavis, i'm not defending her but there's no need to look like an idiot and use gendered insults[/QUOTE]

Guys can be bitches too. In this context the term has nothing to do with gender, instead referring to a person who acts in the manner this woman did. It just so happens that it was a woman in this story, but it isn't always.

[CWalkthroughs]

He should reveal her indentity and send a personal army after the cunt.

[rrkpp_]

[QUOTE=notxmania;34453672]settle down beavis, i'm not defending her but there's no need to look like an idiot and use gendered insults[/QUOTE]

lol

"bitch" is extremely sexist it's part of the patriarchy putting women down!

you're all dicks and faggots and douchebags for using it!!

[Run&Gun12]

Glad he's auctioning the tickets. Although I think it'd be better if he still went to the superbowl and brought a friend.

[muffle]

[QUOTE=Run&Gun12;34454603]Glad he's auctioning the tickets. Although I think it'd be better if he still went to the superbowl and brought a friend.[/QUOTE]
He said in the interview he is not a football fan

[Run&Gun12]

[QUOTE=mopman999;34454656]He said in the interview he is not a football fan[/QUOTE]

I more or less meant it as a means for revenge against his girlfriend.

[Ermac20]

I hope /b/ finds out about this and ruins her life

[Snickerdoodle]

Reminds me of my ex, in a way. She demanded back the theme park gold card I got her immediately after she broke up with me. The man in the OP obviously has it worse, but I couldn't help but notice a striking similarity.

What the hell is up with people nowadays?

[muffle]

[QUOTE=Ermac20;34454752]anyone got a picture of this bitch? i want /b/ to ruin her life[/QUOTE]
She doesn't deserve to get mauled by a rabid bear but she does deserve a little /b/

[editline]30th January 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=Corey_Faure;34454764]Reminds me of my ex, in a way. She demanded back the theme park gold card I got her immediately after she broke up with me. The man in the OP obviously has it worse, but I couldn't help but notice a striking similarity.

What the hell is up with people nowadays?[/QUOTE]
Reminds me of my friend, he bought 100 dollar ear-rings for his girlfriend and he was about to give them to her, but she broke up with him, she figured out about the ear rings and wanted them