Toxx Clause Thread: The NFL 2014 Superbowl XLVII - Seattle Seahawks Win the Super Bowl: 43 - 8 point

[postal]

[QUOTE=Starpluck;43354055]To get the ball rolling... I will ban myself for a month if the Chargers lose to the Bengals on the 5th of Jan.[/QUOTE]

starpluck no!

let me ban you instead

[Nestophales]

[QUOTE=Starpluck;43354055]To get the ball rolling... I will ban myself for a month if the Chargers lose to the Bengals on the 5th of Jan.[/QUOTE]

Oh man you trust Phillip Rivers that much

[Starpluck]

[QUOTE=postal;43354067]starpluck no!

let me ban you instead[/QUOTE]
It's a race of whoever gets to it first!

[CanadianBill]

[QUOTE=Starpluck;43354055]To get the ball rolling... I will ban myself for a month if the Chargers lose to the Bengals on the 5th of Jan.[/QUOTE]

[img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/xniDlWq.png[/img_thumb]

deal.

[skynrdfan3]

simple playoff picture

[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/1388378988260.png[/IMG]

[Starpluck]

[QUOTE=Nestophales;43354073]Oh man you trust Phillip Rivers that much[/QUOTE]

Norv Turner was an absolute shit coach and restricted our full potential, his firing will unleash a new era of Chargers. I'm also San Diegan.

[QUOTE=skynrdfan3;43354102]simple playoff picture

[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/1388378988260.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Thank you, I was looking for that.

[Sleepy feet]

I wager a month if SF loses to Greenbay

My angus is peppered

[Nestophales]

Ill put a month down for if the KC Queefs beat my Cunts

[Dougz]

Nothing to do with the topic, but seen this guy at the Broncos game earlier:

[t]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BcsNQ1BCMAARSqi.jpg[/t]

Pretty much sums up the Raiders

[matt000024]

[QUOTE=Starpluck;43354055]To get the ball rolling... I will ban myself for a month if the Chargers lose to the Bengals on the 5th of Jan.[/QUOTE]

That isn't really a safe bet! What do you get if they win?

[Starpluck]

I'll get a brief rush of free adrenaline that will temporarily make me feel great.

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(We'll win)

[Sleepy feet]

[QUOTE=Starpluck;43354168]I'm adding Toxx clauses to the OP, minimum self-ban is 1 month or some other stupid stunt (e.g. "I will eat my pubes on video").[/QUOTE]

don't forget about me :\

Now ill make it TWO months if SF loses to Greenbay

come @ me

[FFStudios]

my toxx clause in the NFL thread in GD was only valid if 1) the pats didn't make the playoffs or 2) they made it to the wildcard and lost

since we're getting that first round bye, i am free

[matt000024]

I have an offer. If the Giants win the Superbowl you make me a moderator.

[Nestophales]

[QUOTE=Dougz;43354209]Nothing to do with the topic, but seen this guy at the Broncos game earlier:

[t]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BcsNQ1BCMAARSqi.jpg[/t]

Pretty much sums up the Raiders[/QUOTE]

You could win the fuckin Lombardi trophy and still get fired as the Raider HC. They should have stuck with Hue instead of getting Allen.

[Jaspers]

if someone wins the super bowl everyone on the site donates me $5

[K0mori]

[QUOTE=Dougz;43354209]Pretty much sums up the Raiders[/QUOTE]

Raiders fan here, can confirm.

[TheTalon]

Go Titans!

Oh

[TheHydra]

hold up i thought toxx clauses were always permanent bans, especially here since it's basically a conditional banme

[The Spike]

panthers gonna go to superbowl

[Breakfast Buddy]

It's weird how New England teams went from being mega-ultra super crappy 10 years ago to a huge powerhouse today

When I was little I was used to our teams just getting stomped on

[Major_Vice]

I like how the Saints make it to the playoffs but since we've won a superbowl, everybody's all doom and gloom that we let the top seed slot fade away in the later games.

I am worried though, this season has been 'curbstomp or be curbstomped' for us. Hopefully we have a few great weeks, fingers crossed.

[itak365]

Newish football fan here.

This sounds really naiive but if the Bengals got somewhere I would be sooo happy.

[Shining_Sabe]

CAM NEWTON

[God of Ashes]

the packers bears game yesterday was incredible. probably the most stressful game i've watched. but i can't imagine the packers beating anyone other than the 49ers

[Groat]

I think it'll be Broncos/Seahawks but I'm hoping it's Bengals/Jaguars

[Nestophales]

[QUOTE=Groat;43358186]I'm hoping it's Bengals/Jaguars[/QUOTE]

You mean the Panthers?

Jags are 4-12 this season

[cecilbdemodded]

[QUOTE=itak365;43356952]Newish football fan here.

This sounds really naiive but if the Bengals got somewhere I would be sooo happy.[/QUOTE]

They have a decent team. The only problem is Dalton threw FOUR inceptions yesterday, that's not where he should be at this point in the season. Otherwise they are a dangerous team, the kind that other teams overlook and get surprised by.

For instance, the Patriots and Broncos are probably so focused on the idea that they'll be playing each other in the AFC championship game that either one of them can lose an earlier game against a lesser team if they aren't careful. That's what I think is going to happen to the Broncos.

[Ryll]

I don't follow football at all, so I dunno if this is a fucking retarded bet to place, but if the Pats lose their first match then I'll buy a title for the first person to reply to this of their choice

If they win though, first replier has to get me one :)

[Papytendo]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/P6plFdB.jpg[/IMG]
go eagles