Toxx Clause Thread: The NFL 2014 Superbowl XLVII - Seattle Seahawks Win the Super Bowl: 43 - 8 point

[Skwangtang]

Can the Eagles have a Super Bowl now please?

Please?

[Call Me Kiwi]

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43766980]Nope, that's the rules of the game. If you can't do the time don't do the... whatever.[/QUOTE]
At any rate let the apply for parole.

[lavacano]

I would like to personally congratulate the Seahawks in beating the Boulder High School Junior Varsity football team.

[KommunistBear]

Don't even try to step on this wet shit

[Sgt. Napalm]

Imagine being a Broncos fan and flying all the way out to New Jersey for ludicrous sums of money to sit in the stadium and watch that garbage.

[Cockslap]

[QUOTE=Cockslap;43763943]If the game is 43 to 8 seattle make me a mod[/QUOTE]

definitely didn't edit this time to get promoted!

[Dacheet]

And now I watch the event log for all the Toxx bans

[Nestophales]

Greatest QB ever amirite?

[blitzown]

My cousin actually flew out to Jersey from Colorado, she's like in tears right now.

[Jays2Kings]

Wow this is the first time I've seen the first ad after the game not be:

*YOUR TEAM* HAS JUST WON THE SUPER BOWL, WE HAVE SHIRTS AND STUFF.

[PollytheParrot]

I think the Texans could've beaten the Broncos tonight

[paramud]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04854XqcfCY[/media]

I probably could have saved some time and posted this during half time.

[Sgt. Napalm]

[QUOTE=Nestophales;43767008]Greatest QB ever amirite?[/QUOTE]

u still never answered my question

[Zombie Man70]

There goes the first toxx ban.

[Sgt. Napalm]

[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;43767015]I think the Texans could've beaten the Broncos tonight[/QUOTE]

The Philadelphia Phillies could have beat the Broncos tonight.

[Windy]

No contest, i'll be watching next years and hoping it will be a little more neck and neck.

[postal]

[QUOTE=Zombie man70;43767020]There goes the first toxx ban.[/QUOTE]

can't resist stealing starpluck's bans.

(before someone says it, the 2nd one is for 3 months despite what it says on the event log)

[Laferio]

it must feel like the greatest thing in the world to win the fucking superbowl holy shit

[TheTalon]

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43767026]The Philadelphia Phillies could have beat the Broncos tonight.[/QUOTE]

I think just about any team from the Wheelchair Football Association could have won that game against the Broncos

[Jays2Kings]

So is there a reward for winning the toxx clause, or is it a lose-don't-lose-but-don't-win scenario. Free Gold would be nice.

[Sgt. Napalm]

[QUOTE=Jays2Kings;43767051]So is there a reward for winning the toxx clause, or is it a lose-don't-lose-but-don't-win scenario. Free Gold would be nice.[/QUOTE]

Your reward is basking in the silence of victory.

[Dacheet]

Shoutout to all the African kids getting brand new Denver Broncos 2014 Superbowl Champs t-shirts!

[Laferio]

pffftt SILENCE OF VICTORY?

If I toxx'd and got away with it I'd be waving my dick around so hard

[Qwerty Bastard]

Man, the hawks won the shit out of that thing.

Also I've got a fun drinking game for anyone rewatching, take a drink every time the commentators say "Peyton Manning" or show a close up of him looking frustrated and annoyed. Take two drinks if they do both at once.

[Nestophales]

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43767019]u still never answered my question[/QUOTE]

what was it

[Sgt. Napalm]

[QUOTE=Nestophales;43767090]what was it[/QUOTE]

did peyton sleep with ur mom or something like srsly

[Nestophales]

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43767099]did peyton sleep with ur mom or something like srsly[/QUOTE]

no, he's just grossly overrated, a giant bitch boy, and a terrible sportsman.

[Justjake274]

2014 official boringest super bowl

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2014 official boringest super bowl commercials

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[Fhenexx]

Perhaps, but it still makes me happy to see the Seahawks finally win the Superbowl!

[Sgt. Napalm]

[QUOTE=Justjake274;43767118]2014 official boringest super bowl

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2014 official boringest super bowl commercials

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at least a new sherlock episode came on afterwards