Man claims cow seduced him for Sex - Polidicks

Sounds like something that would happen around here. Fucking rednecks >:(

Holy cow, man!

Furries in Indonesia?

Beautiful young woman.

[QUOTE=veribigbos1;22550094][img]http://mrsparringtonlovesscience.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/806_11_7732-cow_web.jpg[/img] [b][i]Guuustiiiiiiii....[/i][/b][/QUOTE] media tag that kids visit these forums bro

Do you think its pussy tasted like gravy?

No pictures?

[fail] He'll be in a bad [I]moo[/I]d if he gets arrested for it. [/fail]

Oh these puns :v: Nice work

[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;22548496]This man's claim is utterly retarded.[/QUOTE] Goddammit why didn't you say udderly retarded :saddowns:

Moo :ninja:

[QUOTE=SBD;22548797]It's [b]udderly[/b] retarded.[/QUOTE] :gonk:

Holy [B]Cow![/B]

[QUOTE=veribigbos1;22550094][img]http://mrsparringtonlovesscience.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/806_11_7732-cow_web.jpg[/img] [/QUOTE] Source.

I like the fact that they drowned the cow in the end. LOL

That's what happens when you buy rubbing alcohol to drink.

I can't believe people still live in the age of villages and "cleansing of the bad luck" with these rituals and shit...Just throw him in jail and be done, you just wasted a perfectly fine cow... Wait, what happens with people like this? If a guy catches a man raping his horse, do they typically go to jail or..?

Mooo...Moo?..Moo!? [B]Mooo![/B]

Well all my rape victims also called my name out but did the court care?! NO

[QUOTE=veribigbos1;22550094][img]http://mrsparringtonlovesscience.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/806_11_7732-cow_web.jpg[/img] [b][i]Guuustiiiiiiii....[/i][/b][/QUOTE] [img]http://www.hobotraveler.com/blogphotos/196-14-older-indonesia-man.jpg[/img] :q:

Ha. I just read more info of this here: [URL]http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/06/13/bestiality-boy-forced-to-marry-cow-it-seduced-me/[/URL] Apparently he had to marry the cow before they did the ceremonial dunking. In which drowned the cow.

[QUOTE=attackyourself!;22557733]Do you think its pussy tasted like gravy?[/QUOTE] I threw up in my mouth a little when I read that. [QUOTE=justin1992;22571221]I can't believe people still live in the age of villages and "cleansing of the bad luck" with these rituals and shit...Just throw him in jail and be done, you just wasted a perfectly fine cow... Wait, what happens with people like this? If a guy catches a man raping his horse, do they typically go to jail or..?[/QUOTE] It's considered animal abuse, so either jail or a large fine I believe.

What right does she have to seduce him like that, what a cow!

That sounds pretty dis[b]gusti[/b]ng. [quote]The cow was reportedly drowned in the sea to rid the village of bad luck.[/quote] Oh come on, poor animal.

So the guy's name is "Moo" ?

Cowabunga, dude.